I AM MARRIED TO THE NAVY
A Naval Yarn
By
VIKRAM KARVE
I once knew a very
ambitious naval officer.
He was a total careerist
and had no other interests.
His favourite line was: “I
am married to the navy”.
He would have been happy
to remain a bachelor all his life and focus all his attention totally on his
naval career and achieve his sole aim of becoming an Admiral.
But his parents insisted
that he get married so he agreed to see a girl.
He honestly told the girl
about his career ambitions.
He clearly told her that
his career would come first above everything else and emphatically quoted his favourite
dialogue: “I am married to the navy”.
The girl liked this
career-conscious officer mainly since he did not have any vices - he was a strict teetotaller and non-smoker - he did not touch alcohol or tobacco - a rarity in the navy those days.
Yes, as far as other major and minor
vices were concerned too, he was quite unlike most other sailors.
She thought he would change
after marriage.
She was sure he would
“accommodate” her in his “marriage” with the navy even if he treated her as
the “other woman”.
She was wrong.
This devoted sailor was strictly
a “one woman man”.
He was so loyally and devotedly “married to the navy” that
he had no time for “other women” like his lawfully wedded human wife.
Fed up of being neglected, she (the “other woman”) walked out of the marriage so that her husband could devote himself to his “first wife” (Navy).
(By the way, in contrast to the above story, I have seen some navy wives who actively help their naval husbands achieve success in their naval careers by willingly playing second fiddle and such ambitious naval wives are ready to go to any extent to promote the careers of their husbands)
Well, that was the Naval Yarn.
Now I am facing a similar
predicament.
Till I was in the navy I
had only one woman in my marriage and that was my lawfully wedded wife
(Unlike the careerist naval officer, I
was not desperately “married” to the navy).
But ever since I retired
from the navy and became a writer I am in a quandary.
Sometimes I feel the same
way as the famous writer Anton Chekhov (a doctor by profession) who so aptly expressed
his dilemma in a letter to a friend:
“Medicine is
my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress.
When I get fed up with one,
I spend the night with the other.
Though it is irregular, it is less boring
this way, and besides, neither of them loses anything through my infidelity”.
In my case, since I have
retired from the navy, my wife is my lawful wife and writing is my mistress.
Or is the other way round?
I really don’t know.
It is difficult to live a
dual life.
I never had a mistress before
so I really don’t know how to simultaneously handle a “wife” and a “mistress”.
Ever since I acquired this
“mistress” of writing, my wife has started cribbing. She hates my “mistress”.
But now that I am bitten
by the “writing bug” I like my “mistress” deeply and I cannot get rid of her.
I don’t want to get rid of
my much married wife too.
Maybe my wife may dump me
as she hates my writing.
She may give me an ultimatum to get rid of my
“writing mistress” saying that there can be only one “woman” in a marriage.
I love my wife and I love
my “mistress” too.
Now I am soon going to start
writing my ambitious novel so I will have to devote a lot of attention to my
“mistress”.
How will my wife react?
It going to be a difficult
life.
Will I be able to “handle”
both my wife and my “mistress”?
Can they both co-exist?
Or will I have to get rid
of one.
I don’t know what to do.
I seek your advice,
especially if you are one of those lucky ones who have the dexterity to
simultaneously handle a wife and a mistress.
Please tell me what to do.
VIKRAM KARVE
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About Vikram Karve
A creative person with a zest for life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer and blogger. Educated at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School Pune, Vikram has published two books: COCKTAIL a collection of fiction short stories about relationships (2011) and APPETITE FOR A STROLL a book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel and a book of vignettes and an anthology of short fiction. An avid blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories and creative non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories and self help in magazines and published a large number of professional and academic research papers in journals and edited in-house journals and magazines for many years, before the advent of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse - his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative thoughts.
Vikram Karve Academic and Creative Writing Journal: http://karvediat.blogspot.com
Professional Profile Vikram Karve: http://www.linkedin.com/in/karve
Vikram Karve Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/vikramkarve
Vikram Karve Creative Writing Blog: http://vikramkarve.sulekha.com/blog/posts.htm
Email: vikramwamankarve@gmail.com
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