TOOTHACHE : a story
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A Man had such a terrible toothache that he thought he was going to die because of the toothache.
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He asked his friend:
“I have got a dreadful toothache and the pain is unbearable.
Tell me, what can I do to relieve the pain...?”
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“I will tell you what I do...” his friend said, “Whenever I have a toothache and am in pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain...”
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The man brightened up and said:
“Oh, that’s wonderful.
Hey, tell me, your wife, is she home now...?”
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