Parenting Made Simple – How to Bring up Children

Let me confess that I am least qualified to offer unsolicited advice on “Parenting” and “How to Bring Up Children”. 

Both our children were “parented” by my wife – I was only around for “disciplinary action”. 

Whenever things got out of hand – my wife would report the issue to me for “necessary action” – and send the children to me – and – I would “read them the riot act” – or take even stricter action – if required. 

We had a “division of labour” as far as parenting was concerned – and – there was no “role-ambiguity”. 

My wife looked after the the emotional aspect of parenting – she was the “emotional” parent. 

I managed the administrative aspect of parenting – I was the “administrative” parent.

No wonder our children are close to my wife even today. 

My kids consult me mainly for “administrative” issues – when they want “advice” – or when they are “referred” to me by my wife for any issue.

The “love” aspect of parenting was always provided by my wife – and – I was generally around – if required.

This is the case even today.

So – I cannot claim to be a good parent.

However – I proved to be an excellent “pet parent” – I was both “mother” and “father” to my pet dog Sherry – for many years – right from her birth till she passed away to her heavenly abode.

As a Blogger – when I surfed blogs – I noticed that “parenting” and “bringing up children” was a very popular topic – and there were many blogs on parenting.

Recently – during a blogging workshop – I observed that many women had started blogging because they wanted to share their thoughts and experiences on “parenting” and “bringing up children” – and – there were many blogs and websites dedicated to “parenting”.

So – as a Veteran Blogger – I thought – why not share my views on “parenting” – based my observations and experiences. 

Here are my views on “Parenting” and “How to Bring up Children”...

PARENTING STYLES and BRINGING UP CHILDREN

OLD FASHIONED versus NEW AGE PARENTING

Musings of a Veteran

By

VIKRAM KARVE 

OLD STYLE PARENTING

Nowadays – there seems to be a lot of “role ambiguity” about the roles of themother and the father in “parenting” and “bringing up their children”. 

Here is a tried and tested orthodox parenting style which clearly defines the parenting duties of each parent – the father and the mother – and removes all role ambiguity in the matter of bringing up children. 

OLD FASHIONED THREE STAGE PARENTING THEORY

My late father-in-law was a wonderful man – a cherished mentor to me – and I pray that may his soul rest in peace.

He once told me – I think just after my wedding – a time-tested age-old “three-stage parenting theory” for bringing up children.

THREE STAGE PARENTING THEORY

STAGE 1 : (0 to 5 Years) – MOTHER IS THE PRINCIPAL PARENT 

From birth – till a child is 5 years old – the mother should pay maximum attention to nurturing the child.

In fact – the baby should be under the full care of its mother.

As far as the baby is concerned – the father should be generally around as a source of amusement and joy. 

The father should play a supporting role – as a father figure. 

He must play with the baby – entertaining the baby – and be a source of happiness, fun and joy for the baby.

“Mother Nature” has so designed things – that – at these young ages – the baby biologically needs its mother’s physical affection (nurturing, breastfeeding, ablutions etc).

A small baby can do without the father – but cannot do without the mother. 

However “Metrosexual” a man may try to become – to the best of my knowledge – a man cannot breastfeed his baby – only a mother can do that.

A small baby needs the mother physically – and – most importantly – the baby needs the mother’s emotional love the most.

STAGE 2 : (5 to 12 Years) – MOTHER AND FATHER “EQUALLY SHARED” PARENTING

Between 5 to 12 years of age the father should play a vital enriching role in the child’s life.

The father supports, buttresses, reinforces and inspires a sense of discipline, security and confidence in the child.

At the same time – the mother plays a complementing role as the more loving and principal parent.

STAGE 3 : (12 to 18 Years) – FATHER IS THE PRINCIPAL PARENT

It is only after the child becomes 12 years old – that the father begins to play an increasing major role in the child’s development. 

Now – the father must take charge as the “principal parent” – while the mother recedes into the background (the mother now plays the supporting role as the father did in Stage 1). 

As children become teenagers – they require “firm handling” (especially boys) – and teenagers require inculcation of discipline and a sense of responsibility. 

Meanwhile – in case there are younger children – the mother will be busy performing the cardinal role as “principal parent” looking after the younger children who may be in Stages 1 and 2 of their lives. 

Let me re-iterate that this is the “Old Style” Parenting Paradigm when Father and Mother lived together and brought up their children. 

Now – “Single Parenting” seems increasingly in vogue – due to a variety of reasons – ranging from divorce to long distance marriages. 

So – in case you are a “Single Parent” – then – you will have to perform both the roles of Mother and Father – in all the 3 Parenting Stages – till your Child becomes and Adult.  

However – this may prove difficult. 

Just imagine that you are a “Single Parent” – and – you have two children – one child is below 5 – and – the other child is above 12.

For the younger child in Stage 1 (0 to 5 Years) – you will have to perform the “100% Mother” Role.

For the older child in Stage 3 (12 to 18 Years) – you will have to be “100% Father”.

You will go crazy due to role ambiguity – and your kids will get confused by your contrasting behaviour. 

Also – if you have a guilty conscience (due to your divorce) – you will tend to pamper and spoil your children – which can be detrimental – especially in Stage 3 (12 to 18 Years)

That is why it is not advisable to divorce or separate – if you have children. 

Or – if divorce is inevitable – it is best to delay divorce till all children become adults.

I am of the view that divorce of parents may adversely affect the all-round development of children. 

While a Mother plays a prominent role in inculcating Emotional Balance – the Father is the parent who shapes Personality and inculcates Discipline.

“PARENTING” WHEN CHILDREN BECOME ADULTS

A Parent is like a Trustee. 

So – once your children become adults – and they start earning their living – and they fly off from your “nest” – you have to just let go – and observe your “birds” fly high in the sky. 

At this stage – it is best to be a “spectator” – and give advice/assistance only when your children ask for advice/assistance.

NEW AGE PARENTING

Dear Reader – do you agree with this traditional parenting paradigm…?

Or – do you prefer the New Age Proxy Parenting Paradigm described below…? 

NEW AGE “PROXY PARENTING” STYLE

Maybe I am an old fogey – with outdated views – but sometime ago – I was shocked to learn that a young mother had gone abroad to the US – leaving behind her 3 month old first born baby in India with the baby’s grandmother (the Baby’s Mother’s Mother).

(Those days – maternity leave was 3 months – and – the career conscious working mother chose to take up an important 2 month assignment abroad – rather than stay back to look after her baby – who was left in the charge of the old grandparents)

The baby’s grandmother would be the proxy “surrogate” mother – while the biological mother continued to stay far away from her baby to pursue her career in a foreign country.

Is this an ethical thing to do...? 

And – is it “morally correct” from the baby’s point of view...?

Is it in consonance with the biological laws of nature for a mother to willfully deprive her new-born baby of natural physical and emotional maternal love for the sake of her selfish career ambitions...? 

Is it not cruel on the hapless child...?

Is it fair for the natural mother to deprive herself of the joys of motherhood...?

I find it unimaginable that a mother prefers to willingly remain away from her small baby.

Even a father would like to remain with his children.

Can a grandmother – or a nanny – fulfill the natural role of the mother better than the child’s own birth-mother...?

This lack and willful deprivation of natural physical “maternal love” – and the absence of a “father figure” – will all this affect the development of the child in later years…?

Will it affect their interrelationships as parent and child…?

And – what about the interrelationships of the child with others – in later years – like the child’s future inter-relationships with friends and spouse?

We are born wanting a loving, nurturing attachment to our parents (particularly the mother).

Within the first year or two of our life – we all develop an image of our “love object” and our relationship with that person.

These images comprise feelings, fears, needs and wants – the mental-emotional yearnings of an infant baby for his or her parents (especially the mother).

Suppose the “birth-mother” fails to meet the baby’s natural needs and yearnings – can someone else – like a grandmother – or a nanny – can this “surrogate mother” take the birthmother’s place as a proxy “love object”...?

And – if so – what are the repercussions of this “proxy surrogate parenting” on the development of the child…?

If a grandmother plays a mother’s role – won’t this cause an ambiguity in the child’s mind…?

Well – Dear Reader: 

I don’t know the answers to all these questions.

Do you…?

VIKRAM KARVE

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This is a consolidated revised and abridged repost of my articles on parenting written 16 years ago in the year 2001 and posted online by me Vikram Karve in my various blogs including at urls: http://creative.sulekha.com/parenting-theory_452027_blog  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/03/bringing-up-children-part-1-three-stage.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/04/parenting-styles-old-fashioned-versus.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2013/03/bringing-up-children-3-stage-parenting.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2016/04/parenting-how-to-bring-up-children.html etc

How to Spoil your Children – Teenage Parenting

How to Spoil Your Children by Laissez-Faire Parenting Style

The “

Time Inclination Money Opportunity

”

 Paradigm

A Spoof on Teenage Parenting 

By 

VIKRAM KARVE

At the outset – here is a quote from Norman F Dixon (emphasis mine and slightly paraphrased). 

Please read each line carefully.

The values – indicated by status-insecure parents – are such – that their children learn to put personal success and the acquisition of power – above all else. 

Children are taught to judge people for their usefulness – rather than their likeableness. 

Their friends – and even future marriage partners – are selected and used – in the service of personal advancement

Love and affection take second place – and knowing the “right people” is top priority. 

Children are taught to eschew weakness and passivity – to respect authority – and to despise those who have not made the socio-economic grade. 

Success is equated with social esteem and material advantage – rather than with more spiritual values.

~ Norman F. Dixon 

How to Spoil your Children – A Spoof by Vikram Karve

Nowadays – it seems to be fashionable – to have snobbish supercilious spoilt children.

I was a strict old-fashioned father – but looking around – I have realized that in today’s world – where materialistic desires and ostentation overshadow traditional values – my ascetic style of parenting is hopelessly outmoded and distinctly passé. 

My antiquated old-fashioned parenting style made me quite an unpopular parent as compared to my more liberal counterparts – and my children do not “like” me even today.

And – whether my orthodox parenting style had a desirable effect on my children – well it there for all to see – as my children are grown up responsible adults now. 

It is too late for me to change now – so let me pontificate a bit on the subject of Teenage Parenting.

 

In addition to the conventional vices like drinking, smoking, drugs, gambling etc – all types of new and novel temptations and addictions like Internet, Gaming, TV, sex, compulsive spending/shopping, indulging in wild reckless behaviour, breaking the law for criminal thrills are on the rise – and indeed becoming status symbols in some sections of society. 

Nowadays – there is plenty of choice available for teenagers who want to “live it up”.

For children in today’s consumerist society – there is no place for old-fashioned concepts like “thrift and frugality” 

The dictum: “be happy where you are – and – be content with what you have” seems irrelevant today – and nowadays – “instant gratification” seems to be the new mantra.

Conspicuous consumption, ostentation, flamboyance and expensive lifestyles are more important. 

Pamper your children – pander to all their whims and fancies – and they will love you. 

Of course – in the long run – they will ruin their own lives and cause you distress. 

 

If you want to spoil your children – remember – there are four cardinal factors or resources that help develop and nurture bad habits, addictions and anti-social behaviour: 

1. TIME 

2. INCLINATION 

3. OPPORTUNITY 

4. MONEY 

Let us discuss these 4 factors one by one.

 

TIME

One must have time to indulge in whatever one’s pursuits – good or bad. 

So – if you want to spoil your children – don’t burden them with too many “mundane” things like studies, sports, hobbies etc. 

Ensure that they have plenty of leisure time to live it up – develop new vices – and pursue their temptations to their heart’s content. 

 

INCLINATION

This depends on your sense of values – which are formed by various factors – your home/family atmosphere, social environment, religious and cultural taboos, peer pressure, influence of school and friends etc 

Are you inculcating the right values in your kids by your own actions...?

 

I will give you a real life example – which happened many years ago.

My friend’s son – age 15 – he lost his expensive mobile cell-phone – by forgetting it in a taxi – due to his own carelessness and negligence. 

Instead of admonishing him – my friend bought him a brand new mobile phone – the latest, even more expensive and fancy cell-phone than the one he had lost.

Obviously – the boy had no remorse, guilt or regret for losing the expensive gadget – and instead of feeling contrite and responsible – the teenager displayed a “couldn’t care” attitude. 

Certainly – this teenager will never appreciate the value of money.

Can one expect such profligate actions of parents to inculcate the “correct” values of thrift, frugality and responsibility in their children...?

If you drink, smoke, and party in front of your children – won’t they be inclined to do the same...? 

Can you lecture your son not to smoke while holding a cigarette between your lips...? 

Can you tell for children not to drink alcohol while holding a glass of whisky in your hands...? 

Can you tell your children to speak the truth or be honest – while you speak lies and indulge in corrupt practices...?

How about your friends, your children’s friends, their behaviour, and the general atmosphere and culture in the environment around your children...? 

Peer Pressure too plays an important role in developing a teenager’s inclination. 

What are your own values...? 

If you are going to “live it up”, flaunt your lifestyle, and be corrupt and dishonest – your kids will be inclined to do so too.  

OPPORTUNITY

You have the Time – you have the Inclination – but do you have the Opportunity to do what you want to do...?

Suppose you want to drink alcohol – but there is liquor-ban (prohibition) in force...? 

Or – there exist some religious, social, cultural taboos which do not give you the opportunity to drink alcohol. 

These restraining forces will inhibit you from drinking alcohol.

Opportunity to indulge in an activity is governed by external circumstances – and rules and regulations – which either inhibit you – or make it conducive for you – to do what you want to do.

Enforcement of Restrictions like No-Smoking Zones, Liquor Ban and Prohibition, No Entry into Bars and Pubs for Kids – all these steps inhibit opportunity for children to start drinking at an early age. 

Parental Control is an important factor in restricting opportunity for children to indulge in undesirable activities or develop unwanted habits.

Do you want exercise parental control on your teenage children...? 

Or – do you want to give your kids a laissez faire opportunity to do what they want…? 

Suit yourself – but don’t blame your children later.

MONEY 

If you want to spoil your children – make sure you give them plenty of Money to splurge on whatever they want to. 

Ask no questions – and let them spend as they please without any accountability.

“Vices” and profligate lifestyles are expensive. 

Give your children the latest gadgets and gizmos – expensive cars and fancy bikes – pander to all their whims and fancies – and never ask them to account for their extravagant spending. 

Your children will “love” you for all this. 

Go ahead and make your children “happy” and irresponsible. 

You have open-mindedly given your children the time, the inclination, and the opportunity – but finally it is the money that matters. 

Yes – it is money that helps your children sustain their Vices and Profligate Habits. 

“

TIME INCLINATION MONEY OPPORTUNITY

”

 PARENTING PARADIGM

 

Now – you know the “

Time Inclination Money Opportunity

”

 Parenting Paradigm

Go ahead – give it a try – spoil your brats – and tell me if it works.

But – if you don’t want to spoil your teenager kids – you can use the same “

Time Inclination Money Opportunity

”

 Parenting Paradigm in the reverse manner. 

You know what to do – don’t you...? 

Just remember the four key factors when bringing up your teenage children:

1. Monitor their TIME 

2. Give them the proper INCLINATION in life 

3. Restrict their OPPORTUNITY for undesirable activities 

4. Keep a tight leash on their MONEY

Dear Reader: 

Does this teenager parenting paradigm work for you…? 

Do comment and tell us your views. 

VIKRAM KARVE

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2. All Stories in this Blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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No part of this Blog may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical including photocopying or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Blog Author Vikram Karve who holds the copyright.

Copyright © Vikram Karve (all rights reserved)

Copyright © Vikram Karve (all rights reserved)

 

This is an revised, updated and abridged version of my article on parenting written 10 years ago in 2007 and posted online earlier a number of times in my various blogs including at urls: https://karvediat.blogspot.in/2011/12/do-you-want-to-spoil-your-children.html  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/06/parenting-bringing-up-teenagers.html  and  https://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/03/bringing-up-children-part-2-time.html etc