Sunday, November 1, 2015

Story for “PATRIARCHAL FEMINISTS” : Blow Hot Blow Cold

A STORY FOR “PATRIARCHAL FEMINISTS

BLOW HOT BLOW COLD
Humor in Family Life
A Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE
 
Part 1: “HORRIBLE” DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

It was a hot and humid summer afternoon in a sea facing flat on Marine Drive in Mumbai.

A young woman was unable to bear the stifling hot climate.

So  she switched on the Air-Conditioner in the room to cool off a bit.

Her mother-in-law came into the room.

She hated her daughter-in-law.

The mother-in-law saw her daughter-in-law relaxing in cool comfort.

The old woman could not tolerate the sight of her daughter-in-law sitting in comfort.

So – the mother-in-law shouted at her daughter-in-law sarcastically:

“You think you are a Maharani (Empress) or something? Just look at the way you are sitting in such style  with the Air-Conditioner full blast  all for yourself. Who is going to pay the huge electricity bill – your father..?”

“I am feeling hot,” the daughter-in-law said. 

“Hot...? You are feeling hot...? What do you mean you are feeling hot? It is not hot at all – just open the window  and let the cool sea breeze in,” the mother-in-law shouted.

The young woman moved to open the windows.

The mother-in-law looked at the daughter-in-law and commanded her:

“Shut off the Air-Conditioner at once. You should not unnecessarily put on the Air-Conditioner. Electricity costs money. Besides  sitting in an Air-Conditioned room is not good for your health. You must get used to the climate  and you must learn to adapt with nature!”

Scared of her mother-in-law  the hapless young woman had no choice but to obey her commands.

The young woman switched off the Air-Conditioner.

She sat in the hot room  sweating and sweltering in the oppressive heat.


Part 2:DARLING DAUGHTER

Suddenly  the young woman’s sister-in-law (her husband’s sister) arrived on a surprise visit.

The mother-in-law was overjoyed to see her darling daughter whom she adored.

She could not bear to see her own daughter suffering in the heat.

So  the woman turned towards her daughter-in-law – and she scolded her daughter-in-law:

“What are you doing just sitting there...? Why have you opened those windows...? Can’t you see that hot air is coming in...? And why is the Air-Conditioner switched off in this oppressive heat...? Close the windows immediately  and switch on the Air-Conditioner at once. Do you want my delicate daughter to suffer a heat-stroke...?”

Then 
 the woman turned to her darling daughter.

She stroked her daughters hair  and she said lovingly to her daughter:

“My poor dear  it is so hot here  and how you suffer in this terrible heat. You must take care and protect yourself from the harsh vagaries of nature...!”

Seething inside  but silently complying with her mother-in-law’s instructions  the bewildered daughter-in-law said to herself: 
“What a miracle indeed...? Wonder of wonders...! Have you ever seen a room with such a variable climate...? Yes  the same room  where the wind simultaneously blows hot and blows cold from the windows – yes - a room with a variable climate where it is hot and cold at the same time...!
VIKRAM KARVE
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1. This story is a spoof, satire, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is meant to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.
2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Updated version of my story BLOW HOT BLOW COLD written many years ago and earlier posted online in my creative writing blogs at urls: http://creative.sulekha.com/double-standards-blow-hot-blow-cold_496188_blog  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/04/blow-hot-blow-cold.html  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/01/can-woman-ever-treat-her-daughter-in.html etc
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