Sunday, July 30, 2017

Humour in Uniform – Are You Ready for “Supersession Shock”...?

Recently – I met a Defence Officer who was very upset that he had been passed over for promotion – in military parlance – he had been “superseded”. 

Only an officer who has been “superseded” knows the pain of “supersession”.

I wanted to console the officer – but – I remembered this story from my Navy Days...

Humour in Uniform

This story happened many years ago  in the mid-1980’s  much before the 2006 AVS Cadre Review Bonanza.

Those days  in the Navy  there was a selection board for promotion from Lieutenant Commander to Commander rank after around 15/16/17 years of service (Ranks till Lieutenant Commander were based on years of service and seniority gained on performance in Training)

Now  things are much better  and every Naval Officer automatically becomes a Commander in 13 years service – and – the agony of “supersession is delayed by one rank. 

But – earlier or later – “supersession” is an inevitable part of Military Life.

So – if you want to join the Defence Services – you should be prepared for “Supersession Shock”. 

Here is a story on the subject...

SUPERSESSION SHOCK
A Fictional Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE 

PART 1 – Lieutenant Commander “X”

Lieutenant Commander “X” was passed over for promotion to the rank of Commander.

This happened in the 1980– much before the AVS Cadre Review 2006 – when – in the Navy – Commander was a Select List Rank – and only a selected few became Commanders.

Now – after AVS Cadre Review 2006  100% Officers are promoted to the rank of Commander (Lt Col/Wg Cdr) after 13 years of Service.

Now – a similiar situation of supersession can arise for promotion to the rank of Captain (Colonel/Group Captain) – and the agony of passover is delayed by one rank.

So – to come back to our story – the promotion board results were out – the Navy Promotion IG Signal was released – and the name of Lieutenant Commander “X” was missing from the select list.

Lieutenant Commander “X” was passed over for promotion to the rank of Commander.

“X” was devastated.

“X” was a typical service-minded officer.

 “X” was an ex Sainik School  ex National Defence Academy (NDA) Officer – and  the only world he knew was the “fauji” military world.

And since he had joined the Navy after NDA  the Navy was the “be-all and end-all” of his life.

As far as “X” was concerned  getting superseded for promotion was the end of the world.

It was extremely cruel for a devoted service-minded officer like “X” to be told at the age of 35 that he was “useless – and  that it was the end of the road as far as his naval career was concerned.

Observing how badly supersession had affected “X”  the Captain called all officers to the wardroom  and in our presence  the Captain gave an inspirational pep talk to “X”.

“Come on, cheer up. 

What is there in a promotion? 

The Navy is not everything. 

Your career is not the “be-all and end-all” of your life. 

There are so many other aspects to life. 

Your career is just one small part of your life. 

And just because you are superseded does not mean you are not a good officer. 

There are just not enough vacancies to promote officers so even good officers get left out.

You must take it in your stride in the right spirit and keep working with full josh

Even as a superseded officer you can contribute…

blah blah blah…

you can take up a second innings in the civvy street too – so many ex-navy officers have succeeded in their civilian careers

…you must put the past behind you and move on

…blah blah blah…” 

the Captain went on and on with his platitudinous sermon  trying to console Lieutenant Commander “X” who seemed heartbroken and inconsolable.

“X” wanted to put up a representation against his supersession  but the Captain said to him: 

“There is no point fighting the system. You must accept your destiny with grace – …blah blah blah… ”

The Captain continued to pontificate  uttering the usual platitudes of consolation and rhetoric of motivation.

But “X” was so heartbroken  that he was not convinced by the Captain’s comforting words.

“X” wanted to quit the Navy immediately – there and then  because he did not want to suffer the ignominy of serving under his juniors.

However  his friends and his wife convinced him to hang on for at least 5 years more till he completed the minimum 20 years required for getting a pension.

“X” stuck on for 5 more years in the navy  serving in insignificant appointments specifically meant for those officers who had fallen by the wayside” and were considered to be superseded deadwood.

The moment “X” completed 20 years of service  he quit the Navy.

Meanwhile  the Captain did well in service  and  in due course he was promoted to the Flag Rank of Rear Admiral.

Yes – the Captain got promoted to Admiral.

But – it was strange and ironic  that hardly any officer from his ship got promoted.

Even his Heads of Department  the XO, EO and LO  were passed over for promotion.

Yes – everyone on the ship had missed their promotions  but the Captain had become a Rear Admiral. 


PART 2 – The Captain Who Became a Rear Admiral

After a few years  one morning  I suddenly met “X” in the INCS Canteen in Mumbai. 

As I had told you earlier – “X” had taken pre-mature retirement (PMR) from the Navy the moment he completed 20 years of service.  

I took him over to the club  and we sat down for a glass of beer and talked of old times.

“X” told me that he had got a good job in the corporate sector. 

 “X” said that was happy he had quit the Navy and he was doing well in civilian life.

“X” looked at me and said: 

“Our Captain was right – promotion is not everything. There are so many aspects to life. I was unnecessarily so upset that I did not get promoted.”

Suddenly an ex-shipmate from the same ship came into the bar  and the moment he saw us – he joined us.

He had come on Temporary Duty from Delhi.

Our ex-Captain had been posted to Delhi 

So  “X” asked the ex-shipmate – the officer who had come from Delhi

“So  how is our “Old Man  our ex-Captain – I heard that he is a Rear Admiral now.”

“He is bad shape...” the officer said.

“He is in bad shape...? What happened to him..?” we asked.

“Don’t you know how desperate he was to get promoted...? He was so ambitious that he even wanted to be the Navy Chief. Unfortunately  he missed his promotion to Vice Admiral  and the shock of being passed over for promotion has driven him crazy...” the officer from Delhi said.

“What...? Has Supersession Shock has driven him crazy...?” we asked.

“Yes – the moment he came to know that he had been superseded for promotion  he went berserk – he put up representations, statutory complaints, fought court cases – in fact  he is still fighting the system  and he has become very bitter and depressed...” the officer from Delhi said.

“That is strange. When I missed my promotion to Commander  I remember him consoling me and telling me that an officer must accept supersession with grace – and that there is no point in fighting the system. And now – he is fighting the system – and it looks like  he has not accepted his own supersession with grace... my friend “X” said. 

“No. No...” the officer from Delhi said, “He desperately wanted to get promoted to Vice Admiral – he even thought he would become the Chief. His supersession has affected him so badly that not only has he gone mentally crazy and become extremely depressed and bitter – but even his physical health has been badly affected...”.

“Health...? His health has been affected...?” we asked.

“Yes  he had a severe heart attack a few days ago  and he is still in hospital. Now – with a low medical category – it is certainly the end of the road as far as his Naval Career is concerned...

Retired Lieutenant Commander “X” looked at us and he said: 

“Our ex-Captain is a funny guy – isn’t he...? 

When I was passed over for promotion – he gave me such a good pep talk – and – “walked his talk” – and here I am doing well in life. 

But – when supersession happened to him – he could not walk his own talk” – and he has landed up having a heart attack...

Yes...” the Officer from Delhi said, “It is easy to talk – but difficult to walk the talk” – especially for these senior officers – who become more and more ambitious – as they climb the promotion ladder...” 


EPILOGUE 

ASSURED CAREER SUPERSESSION (ACS)

In his candid and controversial autobiography  SPYCATCHER  Peter Wright tells us about the lesson he learnt after meeting Klop Ustinov (father of actor Peter Ustinov) who was in near penury after retirement:

“...I learned a lesson I never forgot  that MI5 expects its officers to remain loyal unto the grave  without necessarily offering loyalty in return...

When one observes the plight of military veterans and ex-servicemen  it seems the same holds true in our environment too.

In the Navy  I have seen officers giving their dedicated loyalty and devotion to service  but the service does not reward them with loyalty in return once they retire  or worse  when they are superseded for promotion and fall by the wayside.

Maybe  it is the same in the Army and Air Force too.

Career Prospects in the Civil Services are much better than the Defence Services.

If you join the civil services  you get benefits like Assured Career Progression (ACP) and Non-Functional Upgradation (NFU).

Military Officers get no such benefits.

In fact  if you join the Defence Services as an Officer  you must be prepared for Assured Career Supersession (ACS).

Most Military Officers are passed over for promotion much earlier than their Civil Services counterparts.

If you join the military  you must be ready to suffer the ignominy of supersession.

The story narrated above happened many years ago  in the 1980’s  much before the 2006 AVS Cadre Review Bonanza  when there was a selection board for promotion from Lieutenant Commander to Commander rank after around 15-16 years of service.

Now – things are slightly better – and every officer automatically becomes a Commander (Lt Col/Wg Cdr) in 13 years  and supersession takes place at the next rank of Captain (Colonel/Group Captain).

In contrast  Civil Services Officers enjoy the bonanza of  ACP/NFU  to the Additional Secretary level [equivalent to Vice Admiral (Lt Gen/Air Marshal)].

If you are lucky to be selected for the Civil Services  you can look forward to Assured Career Progression (ACP) and Non-Functional Upgradation (NFU).

But  if you join the Defence Services  you must be ready for Assured Career Supersession (ACS) – and – at least till now – there is no facility of NFU in the Defence Services.

So – Dear Reader – if you want to join the Defence Services: 

Are you ready for Assured Career Supersession (ACS)...? 

VIKRAM KARVE
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2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Friday, July 28, 2017

Why Blog...?

WHY I BLOG...

Tomorrow Evening – on 29 July 2017 – I am going for a Bloggers Meet – the Pune Bloggers Monsoon Meetup 2017

So – let me reflect and introspect on the moot question: 

Why Do I Blog...? 

Also – let me motivate you to blog – by telling you – Why You Should Blog...

BLOGGING
Musings of a Blogger
By 
VIKRAM KARVE  

WHY YOU SHOULD BLOG

If you do not blog – or if you are a newbie budding blogger  there is one movie you must see – Julie and Julia

The story is about a woman who is thoroughly bored with life and is on the verge of depression. 

She hates her job at a call-centre. 

Her married life is stagnating. 

She is depressed as she feels that her life has become static  and she feels that there is nothing to look forward to in her life.

Her husband introduces her to blogging – and  he motivates her to start a blog.

He tells her to start blogging about anything she likes.

After considering various options  she picks up a cookbook The Art of French Cooking – and she decides to cook one recipe everyday and then blog about her culinary experience cooking that dish.

Gradually  she has many readers and her blog becomes popular.

In fact  one day when she does not post a blog  her angry fans ask her why she has not posted on that day  and this inspires her to make a commitment to herself and to her readers to be regular in posting a blog. 

Now  she has something to look forward to everyday – to cook a recipe and then write and post a blog about her culinary experience every day.

She starts feeling motivated and happy as her blog draws lots of readers – her blog posts elicit numerous comments and evoke a tremendous response. 

Soon – her blog makes her famous  and her blogging finally culminates in her becoming a published author. 

Her days of depression are a long way off – a forgotten thing of the past.

That is the beauty of Blogging. 

Blogging gives you something to look forward to – yes  something to look forward to do every day. 

Once you start enjoying Blogging  you will not sleep until you have posted something on your Blog.

Blogging will make you happy  as there is a saying:

The key to happiness is to have something to look forward to...” 

Blogging is something you will look forward to – every day 

And s– Blogging will keep you Happy.

Also – do remember:

Your Blog is your literary and intellectual Legacy in cyberspace – for posterity.

You may go away from this world  but your Blog will remain forever.


FOUR AIMS OF LIFE

There are four things we all strive to do in our life: 

1. to LIVE

2. to LOVE

3. to LEARN 

4. to LEAVE A LEGACY 

(You may or may not leave many things as your legacy – but – if you blog – your BLOG will remain your LEGACY forever even after your are gone from this world)


FOUR STAGES OF BLOGGING

Likewise – there are 4 Stages to enjoying Blogging:

1. Anticipation (looking forward to blogging)
  
2. Savouring the moment (enjoying the sheer pleasure of blogging and the joy of experiencing your creative juices flow)

3. Expression (sharing your creativity, interacting with fellow bloggers and friends in the blogosphere to heighten your experience)

4. Reflection (harking back on your blogging experiences by re-reading your old blogs and comments of your fans for happy nostalgic memories)


A BLOG A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Start Blogging. 

Keep Blogging. 

Blogging will change your life for the better. 

You can take my word for it. 

You will feel happy as you will have something to look forward to every day. 

That is the beauty of Blogging. 

It gives you something to look forward to – yes, something to look forward to do every day. 

Once you start enjoying Blogging  you will not sleep until you have posted something on your blog.

Blogging will make you happy  as they say that  the key to happiness is to have something to look forward to in life.

And  do remember  that  your Blog is your literary and intellectual Legacy in cyberspace  for posterity.

You may go away  but  your Blog will remain forever. 

Most importantly  Blogging will make you feel good and keep you healthy.

They used to say: 

An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away

Maybe – now they will say: 

A Blog a day keeps the Doctor away

VIKRAM KARVE
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All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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No part of this Blog may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical including photocopying or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Blog Author Vikram Karve who holds the copyright.

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