EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY
Short Fiction – A Love Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Right now – I am trying to get into a creative mood to write some short fiction – a romance love story.
So – to get into the mood – let me delve into my Creative Writing Archives – and – pull out one of my earliest stories – a hilarious romance.
I wrote this story more than 13 years ago – in the year 2004.
Do let me know whether you liked the story...
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY – A Hilarious Romance By VIKRAM KARVE
I never reminisce.
It makes me nostalgic – poignant – and melancholic.
But – there is one thing that I love to hark back to – revisit in my mind’s eye from time to time – and have a hearty laugh.
A vivid memory of a passionate romance – that happened to me quite long ago.
Whenever I recall the hilarious love story – I always burst out laughing.
And – I am sure you will have a laugh too – when I tell you about it.
This story happened long ago – 61 years ago – in the year 1956 – to be precise.
And – this story happened in far-off tea-estate country – in a remote corner of India – almost in the back of the beyond – the place was then still a relic of the Raj.
I shall not tell you the place – and – I will also change the names – for we just want to have a laugh – don’t we...?
There was a handsome planter – around 30 years old.
Let’s call him Roy.
And – he had a most beautiful wife.
Let’s call her Helen.
A dashing couple.
An ideal match – a “made for each other“ couple – at least from the outside.
As per my usual routine – I was having my “sundowner” at the Planters’ Club.
“Please. I’d like to have a word with you...” Roy
“Sure...” I said, pointing at the bar-stool, “Come – join me for a drink.”
“Not here...” he said looking at the crowd, “it’s very personal.”
“Okay. Let’s go outside...”
I ordered two whisky soda.
We picked up our drinks – and – we went out on the lawns.
It was dark, desolate and chilly.
“I don’t know how to say it...” Roy
“Just say it...” I said.
“I want you to keep an eye on my wife...” he said.
“Something serious...?” I asked.
“I think my wife is having an affair...” he said, “someone visits her whenever I go out on my weekly tours.”
“Are you sure...?”
“Not really. But I suspect. There are those “telltale” signs.”
“What...? “Telltale” Signs...? Like...?”
“Well – nowadays – my wife seems a bit too satisfied – she seems fulfilled, happy – how can I describe it – especially when I return home from tour. And – there is a strange gleam in her eyes. And – now-a-days – she is overly polite and considerate towards me. I suspect she is up to some “hanky-panky”...”
“Hanky-Panky...? Well this is really your private matter. You know – I really shouldn’t ….”
“Please...” he interrupted, “you’re the only one who I can trust.”
Roy seemed so desperate – that I had no choice – so – I agreed to help him out.
“Okay...” I said, “I’ll need to see your place – and – I will need to meet your wife too.”
He told me the way to his tea-estate.
Next morning I was on my way – driving up the hairpin bends on the steep winding road in my open jeep.
My pet dog – a ferocious Doberman – Bruno – was sitting beside me.
It was a lonely bungalow atop a hill surrounded by tea gardens.
He introduced me to his wife – Helen.
“I’m Helen...” she said – looking into my eyes for that moment longer than could be considered polite greeting.
She looked so ravishing – that it was only with great effort that I could take my eyes off her.
No wonder Roy was so insecure – anyone with such a beautiful and stunningly sexy wife always feels vulnerable – especially – clots like him.
I wondered why stupid nerds like Roy always got the most gorgeous wives.
We indulged in some small-talk.
And – it was only after lunch – that I brought up the subject.
“Mrs. Roy – you must be feeling very lonely out here – isn’t it...? Especially – when Mr. Roy goes out on his tours...” I said to Helen.
“Oh yes – she does feel lonely...” Roy
“No, No. I don’t feel lonely at all...” Helen (Mrs. Roy) said, “in fact – I love being alone. And – please don’t call me Mrs. Roy – call me Helen...!!!”
“Why don’t you drop Helen off at the club on your way out and pick her up on your way back from your tour...?” I suggested to Roy,
“I prefer my solitude...” Helen said.
“She even sends the servants away...” Roy
“I told you I like my privacy...” Helen said, with a tinge of irritation in her voice.
She seemed quite obstinate – and – the tone of her voice was slightly hostile – so I changed the subject.
“You like dogs...?” I asked her.
“I love dogs – I adore dogs...” she said excitedly, “we always had pet dogs back home at my parents’ place. I have been telling Roy to get me a nice dog to keep me company – but he hates dogs.”
“Your prayers are answered...” I said.
Then – I led Helen to my jeep – where my handsome Doberman Bruno was sitting obediently.
“A gift for the charming lady...” I announced holding Bruno by the collar – and making him smell her.
Bruno instantly took a liking for Helen – he wagged his tail – and he nudged affectionately against her.
Helen was overjoyed.
On my way out – when I was alone with Roy
“We will catch the lover-boy now. Bruno is the best guard dog in our kennel. I trained him myself. Just leave him in the verandah when you go out at night. Bruno is a Doberman – he is deadly ferocious – whoever is doing “hanky-panky” with your wife – well – the lover boy is going to be ripped apart from limb to limb...”
A wicked smile appeared on Roy
That evening – many things happened.
Roy left on his tour – viciously excited – probably relishing in his imagination what was going to happen to Helen’s unknown “lover” that night.
Later that night – after a furious bout of lovemaking – Helen was lying fully satiated in the arms of her lover.
Helen asked her passionate lover:
“How did you manage...? That ferocious dog Bruno did not even bark...!!!”
Her lover gently took Helen to the window – he drew the curtains – and he said to her:
“Look...!!!”
In the verandah they saw a totally exhausted Bruno – coupled with a beautiful “she-dog” – both interlocked – pointing in opposite directions – both dogs seemed “dog-tired” after a vigorous bout of lovemaking and mating.
The mysterious lover mischievously looked at Helen – and he naughtily teased her:
“Tell me – which dog can resist the charms of a hot-blooded bitch in full heat...?”
Helen looked at Bruno.
Then – Helen looked at her lover – “Me”
Yes – I was Helen’s lover.
Helen looked lovingly into my eyes and laughed – and – she said teasingly to me:
“You hot-dogs...!!! You have both been up to hanky-panky – haven’t you...?”
“Yes...” I said, tongue-in-cheek, “Every Dog has his day...!!!”
VIKRAM KARVE
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This Story is a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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I wrote this story more than 13 years ago in the year 2004 and have posted it online a number of times in my blogs at urls: http://creative.sulekha.com/fiction-short-story-by-vikram-karve_27567_blog and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/02/hanky-panky-every-dog-has-his-day-my.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/09/every-dog-has-his-day-story-of-spicy.html and https://karvediat.blogspot.in/2016/05/hot-dogs-and-hanky-panky-hot-love-story.html etc
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