HUMOUR IN UNIFORM
MARKETING THE
MILITARY (ARMY NAVY AIR FORCE)
Ramblings
of a Retired Mind
By
VIKRAM KARVE
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2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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INDIAN
NAVY – AN OCEAN OF OPPORTUNITIES
A
few days ago I was relaxing in bed listening to soothing old Hindi film songs
on Vividh Bharati and slowly drowsing into my afternoon siesta.
The
harmonious mood was suddenly disturbed by a rather discordant advertisement in
English.
Yes,
my bedside radio crackled with a boisterous male voice boasting about his
glorious life in the Navy bragging slogans like “I challenge my fellow officers
to a round of golf” … “I move around the world…I move up in life” etc and
ending with the words: “I am a Naval
Officer – I have an ocean of opportunities”.
I
was flabbergasted.
Has
the Navy become so desperate that they are advertising for officers on Vividh
Bharati?
Vividh
Bharati is mostly heard by “oldie-goldie” senior citizens who like golden
oldies.
So
I wonder whether senior citizens are the right “target audience” for Navy Recruitment
Advertisements (unless, of course, the navy has decided to substantially relax
the upper age limit to motivate oldie-goldies to join the navy with a view to mitigate
the shortfall of officers!)
In
the evening I saw the video version of the same Navy Recruitment Advertisement (as an
TV Commercial) plugging in a lot of hype about life in the Navy, like showing officers
living it up at work and play, playing polo, golf et al.
It
looks like the Navy has launched an Advertisement Blitzkrieg to attract
officers to join up.
CHANGING
MILITARY VALUES
How
times have changed!
When
we were students the recruitment advertisement had a rather prosaic yet
effective slogan which appealed to your patriotic sentiment:
JOIN THE NAVY AND
SERVE THE NATION
This
simple slogan made it very clear what type of officers and soldiers the navy
was looking for.
The
navy wanted to attract youth inspired with a sense of patriotism – young men
who wanted to dedicate their lives in the service of the nation.
It
appears that the youth are not inspired by archaic concepts like patriotism
anymore, so the Navy feels that the time-tested slogan “Join the Navy and Serve
the Nation” will not work in today’s environment.
That
is why the Navy has decided to appeal to “material values” and focus on pay,
perks, facilities, status etc rather than on job content and intrinsic values
like patriotism and sacrifice.
Extrinsic Values can be encapsulated in the three Materialistic Desires:
1. POWER
2. WEALTH
3. FAME
Accordingly, the new-age military recruitment slogans are coined to titillate the Materialistic Desire Triad of POWER, WEALTH and FAME
CIVILIAN
SUPREMACY
Let
us be candid and blunt.
India
is a democracy with civilian supremacy.
And
those wanting to join the defence services must remember that, till such time
India remains a democracy, the civilians will reign supreme.
That
is why civilians will always have an edge over the man in uniform as far as pay
and career prospects are concerned.
Even
in the government, initiatives like Assured Career Progression (ACP) Non
Functional Upgradation (NFU) and Uniform Retirement Age (60) ensure that a
civil servant is better off as compared to his military counterpart.
If
you look at business and industry, pay and perks may have been comparable in
the “license permit quota raj” before liberalization of the economy.
But
post-liberalization, compensation packages in the industry have sky-rocketed
beyond comparison.
So,
as far as “wealth” is concerned, the military can never expect to match
civilians.
If
you think that a Military Officer enjoys “Power” then that may be only within
the services and even that is restricted to his unit or ship.
Politicians
and Civil Servants (IAS, IPS, IRS, etc) enjoy much more power than their
equivalent military counterparts.
If
you have been following the happenings over the past few years, you will realize
that even at higher echelons, “civilian supremacy” over the military is clearly evident.
Yes,
there was a time when Military Officers enjoyed “Fame”.
Today,
it is Business Tycoons, Industry Entrepreneurs, Celebrities, Sportsmen, and,
of course, Politicians, who hog all the fame.
Thus,
it is clear that a career in the military, especially the navy, is not about “power”
“wealth” and “fame”.
BRAND
IMAGE OF THE MILITARY (ARMY NAVY AIR FORCE)
Recruitment
advertisements are designed depending on what type of person the military wants
to attract to recruit as an officer or a soldier.
Do
you want individuals hankering for “power” “wealth” and “fame” to join the Navy?
Those
designing recruitment advertisements must take care that the advertisements do
not conjure up a hyped up “brand image” of the Armed Forces.
Such
hard-sell slogans and over-hyped marketing rhetoric may create unrealistic expectations
in the minds of prospective candidates.
Once
the join the armed forces, they will experience the ground reality that the
tough disciplined life in the military is no bed of roses and, in actual fact, the
Spartan Military Life is quite different from the rosy luxurious lifestyle
projected in the recruitment advertisements.
All
the “hype” about the defence services built up in their minds will come crashing down.
They
will realize that most of the unrealistic expectations they had built in their
minds are not practicable to fulfill.
All
this will create frustration and disillusionment in young officers who will feel
that they have been conned.
This
disenchantment is quite evident if you talk to officers, especially junior
officers.
Another
indicator of this frustration is the increasing number of officers who want to
quit the services.
(One
thing that most military recruitment advertisements don’t tell you is that once you sign up
and join, it is very difficult to leave, unlike civilian jobs where you can
quit whenever you want to)
DOES
THE MILITARY NEED TO ADVERTISE TO GET SUITABLE OFFICERS?
Before
the advent of the Electronic Media and Internet, the defence services used to
have print advertisements in newspapers which were informative in nature.
The
aim of these advertisements was to give information regarding how to join the
armed forces.
In
contrast, today’s recruitment advertisements try to blatantly “market” the
armed forces with the aim of luring and enticing “consumers” to the “product”
by a hard-sell promotion and hype to create a “brand image”.
Why
create unrealistic expectations, which, when not fulfilled, can lead to
disillusionment?
Another
thing the recruitment advertisements don’t tell you is that when you join the
military, you lose a number of freedoms and fundamental rights that you take
for granted in civilian life.
If
you have the right attitude and aptitude, the navy (army or air force) is a
good career, but you must make sure that you understand the pros and cons and
are aware of the full picture before you take the plunge.
The
best advertisements for any organization are its employees.
That
is why the advice I give to aspirants who want to join the Armed Forces is this:
Don’t
get carried away by recruitment advertisements.
Don’t
blindly listen to anyone.
Just
go down to the nearest military unit and talk to young serving officers.
They
will give you a true picture of the life and career prospects in that service,
the army, navy or air force, as the case may be.
A career in the
military is like lifetime employment.
Suppose
you don’t like it then you have no choice but to lump it, since you cannot dump it, as job-hopping is not
possible.
Therefore,
you must do your due diligence before you sign up.
HOW
TO WRITE CREATIVE COPY AND COIN MILITARY RECRUITMENT SLOGANS AND CATCHPHRASES
Let
me end on a lighter note.
The
first recruitment slogan I remember was:
JOIN THE NAVY AND
SERVE THE NATION
(This
was a 100% genuine slogan since all Indian Navy Officers are required to serve the nation)
Then
we had a recruitment slogan:
JOIN THE NAVY AND
SEE THE WORLD
(This
is certainly true for the Merchant Navy but I am not sure how many Indian Navy
Officers “see the world”)
Now
we have the slogan:
INDIAN NAVY – AN
OCEAN OF OPPORTUNITIES
(The
“ocean” – yes, it is very much there, and your ship will always be sailing on the ocean. About “opportunities” – well, you better
ask a young serving Naval Officer)
I
think the Army once had a recruitment slogan: “DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOU?”
The
Air Force has its unique recruitment slogans too.
I
am sure you have come across many such military recruitment slogans.
But,
in my opinion, the most hilarious military recruitment slogan ever coined is the recent army recruitment catchphrase:
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
BEAUTIFUL AND SUCCESSFUL DAUGHTERS, JOIN INDIAN ARMY
I
chanced upon this gem of wit on twitter.
It
was a photograph of a hoarding apparently carrying an army recruitment advertisement.
The
advertisement had pictures of Bollywood Actors and Celebrities, who are
daughters of army officers, with a caption that reads: “If you want to have beautiful and successful daughters, join Indian
Army”.
Here
is a snapshot of the bizarre recruitment advertisement:
Picture is taken from the article “Want to have beautiful
and successful daughter, join Indian Army” in India Today Online dated 18 April
2013 at url:
Had
a nice hearty laugh, didn’t you?
Well,
I really don’t know much about other things, but one thing is sure – if you
want to join the military, you must have a vibrant sense of humour.
VIKRAM KARVE
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