Tuesday, December 10, 2013

HOW TO BE MISERABLE

HOW TO BE MISERABLE
An Apocryphal Story - Just Two Words
Retold By
VIKRAM KARVE

There was a Naval Officer whose entire miserable life in the Navy can be exemplified by this Zen story called TWO WORDS: 

JUST TWO WORDS - Zen Story

There was once a monastery that was very strict and all monks were required to strictly follow a vow of silence

No one was allowed to speak at all.

But there was one exception to this rule. 

After every ten years the monks were permitted to speak two words.

After spending his first ten years at the monastery one young monk was called by the Head Monk.

The Head Monk asked the young monk: “It has been ten years since you arrived here. What are the two words you would like to speak…?” 

“BED HARD…” said the monk.  

“I see,” said the Head Monk without a trace of emotion and the he quietly walked away.  

Ten years later, the young monk was gain summoned to the Head Monk’s office.

The Head Monk asked him, “It has been ten more years. What are the two words you would like to speak…?”

“FOOD STINKS…” said the young monk. 

“I see,” the Head Monk said nonchalantly and he quietly walked away.  

Yet another ten years passed and the young monk was once again called to the Head Monk’s office.

The Head Monk asked the young monk, “What are your two words now, after these ten years…?”

“I QUIT…” said the young monk. 

“Well I can see why,” replied the Head Monk, “All you ever do is to carp and complain.” 
 

MORAL OF THE STORY

It is all about attitude.

If you have a negative attitude to life all you will do is Crib, Carp, Moan, Groan and Complain.

Try your best to adjust yourself to the prevailing situation and then with a positive attitude try to make the best of it.

Or if you feel the situation is so bad that it is impossible for you to adjust, opt out at the first opportunity instead of cribbing and continuing to suffer hoping things will change for the better when you know that they will not.

Cheer Up, Dear Reader, it is always better to have a positive attitude and optimistic temperament.

Do carry this story in your mind, remember it whenever you want to crib and have a good day ahead.

VIKRAM KARVE
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A creative person with a zest for life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer and blogger. Educated at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School Pune, Vikram has published two books: COCKTAIL a collection of fiction short stories about relationships (2011) and APPETITE FOR A STROLL a book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel and a book of vignettes and an anthology of short fiction. An avid blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories and creative non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories and self help in magazines and published a large number of professional  and academic research papers in journals and edited in-house journals and magazines for many years, before the advent of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse - his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative thoughts.

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