THE MILITARY “BRAIN”
Reflections of a Navy Veteran
A Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Around 4 years ago – in September 2013 to be precise – I was invited to conduct a workshop on “Blogging” at a Literary Meet (Pune International Literary Festival – PILF 2013).
During the discussions – a smart young lady sitting in the first row asked me a question:
“Sir – I have read your book of short stories and I regularly read your writings on your blogs – especially your fiction stories – so – I was wondering: “...How is it possible that you can think so creatively despite having spent so many years in the Navy...?”...”
At first – I was stumped.
But – I quickly recovered my wits – and I said: “Life in the Navy is so eventful – you meet so many unforgettable characters – you have so many interesting experiences – so you get plenty of material to write about.’
“No, Sir – I did not mean life experiences. I am asking about thinking ability. Tell me, Sir – “...Doesn’t military life affect the ability to think creatively...?”...” she asked.
“I really did not understand your question – could you please elaborate?” I asked her.
“Sir – I was an army officer till recently – and I found the atmosphere quite stifling and restrictive – which inhibits creative thinking...” the smart young lady said.
Now – I was beginning to understand what she was driving at – so I said: “Do you mean the military “anti-intellectualism” – which suppresses intellectual activity – the military regimentation ethos of ‘...“Don’t use your Brain – just do as you are told” type Army Culture...?’...”
“Yes, Sir – that is exactly what I mean...” she said.
I smiled to myself.
She was echoing the thoughts of Liddell Hart.
Sir Basil Henry Liddell Hart (31 October 1895 – 29 January 1970) – commonly known throughout most of his career as Captain B. H. Liddell Hart – was an English soldier, military historian and military theorist.
Liddell Hart – while highlighting the dangers of “anti-intellectualism” in the army – had pointed out the reason due to which military officers lose their creative thinking abilities.
He opined that:
“...A lifetime of having to curb the expression of original thought culminates so often in there being nothing left to express...”.
There is a saying which applies to the Brain:
“Use it – or you will lose it”
I have read somewhere that there is a relationship between mental activity and cerebral blood-flow – and – like muscles – the brain atrophies from prolonged disuse.
Military Officers (especially Army Officers) are encouraged to do plenty of physical exercise to keep their body fit.
However – the anti-intellectual “just do as you are told – don’t use your brain” military culture inhibits the use of the brain.
The ramification of this regimented blind-obedience military culture is that military officers keep their bodies fit by constant physical exercise – but they neglect exercising their brain (especially the right hemisphere of the brain).
While a military officer may occasionally use his analytical “left brain” – his creative “right brain” will fall into disuse and atrophy.
And – as the military officer spends more years in service and becomes a senior officer – he will lose the ability to think creatively.
The young smart ex-fauji military veteran lady officer had a point and she was implying that:
‘...Living for a prolonged duration in a dogmatic “don’t use your brain – just do as you are told” strait-jacketed “anti-intellectual” insular military environment can certainly affect your creative thinking abilities...’
Obviously – during her days as an Army officer – the young lady had experienced this intellectually suffocating feeling.
Maybe – she had also observed the detrimental effect of the prevailing military culture of “anti-intellectualism” on the creative faculties of her peers and seniors.
Obviously – during her days in the Army – she had experienced that this “blinkered thinking army culture” was constraining her creativity.
Probably that was the reason why she had quit the Army before it was too late – in order to enable her creative juices to flow freely – and – now – as a civilian – her creativity was certainly flourishing – as was evident from the inspired creative writing on her blog.
Well – I told the young lady that the intellectual culture in the Navy was certainly more liberal and “broadminded” than what she had experienced in the army – and – in general – the Navy milieu was conducive to creative thinking.
In fact – I found navy life quite eventful – and this probably gave my creative thinking ability an impetus – as there was never a dull moment in the Navy – with so many curious characters around.
“ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM” IS AN IMPORTANT OLQ (OFFICER LIKE QUALITY)
After the workshop was over – I had a delightful discussion with the charming young lady.
“I am sure you have heard of the term OLQ...” I asked her.
“Of course I know what is OLQ – it was drilled into us – OLQ means ‘Officer Like Qualities’...” she said.
“Well – “Anti-intellectualism” is an important OLQ – yes – “regimented thinking” is a vital “Officer Like Quality” – and – if an officer uses his right brain and thinks creatively or “out of the box” – as they say – then he is doomed...” I told her.
In jest – I told her that during my Navy days – I always carried two brains inside me:
1. A “Military Brain” – for regimented military thoughts
2. A “Creative Brain” – for interesting thoughts where I could let my imagination run wild
Most of the Naval Officers I met were cerebral types – but I did come across a few anti-intellectual specimens too.
If you are a “fauji” (serving or retired military man) – or a “faujan” (military wife) – do tell us if you have come across some “just do as you are told – don’t use your brain” “anti-intellectual” types during your service in the military.
Like I said – the excessively regimented Army is certainly more “anti-intellectual” than the Navy – and most of the Naval Officers I came across were cerebral types – but I did meet a few “anti-intellectual” types in the Navy too – and about one such hilarious specimen – I will tell you in a subsequent blog post.
And – before I end – let me leave you with a famous saying:
“Military Intelligence” is an “Oxymoron”
You agree – don’t you – the phrase “Military Intelligence” is a contradiction in terms – isn’t it...?
Continued in Part 2...
(Dear Reader: Remember I told you earlier – that – I met many “anti-intellectual” types during my Navy Days.
About one such specimen – I will tell you in my next blog post – in Part 2 of this article...)
VIKRAM KARVE
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Abridged Revised and Updated Extract of my article THE CRAZY COMMODORE WITH A PHOBIA FOR “MANAGEMENT THOUGHTS” written by me Vikram Karve on 19 November 2013 and posted online in my various blogs including in my Academic and Creative Writing Journal
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