Monday, August 12, 2013

PROFIT AND LOSS ACCOUNT OF YOUR LIFE

PROFIT AND LOSS ACCOUNT OF YOUR LIFE
A Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE

I once met an officer who regretted not making full use of the navy.

He felt that he had incurred a great loss because he did not exploit all the entitlements, facilities and perks offered by the navy. 

For example, being a non-drinker he could not enjoy his monthly subsidized liquor quota and neither was there any provision to encash it. 

He wondered how much financial loss he must have suffered because he did not utilize this attractive perk throughout his long career of over 30 years.

He talked regretfully about other entitlements and perks too, which he felt he had not exploited optimally and thereby he had suffered so much financial loss, albeit notionally.

In order to cheer him up and enliven his spirits, I told him this story:

PROFIT AND LOSS ACCOUNT OF YOUR LIFE

One day, the man went to visit a colleague convalescing in hospital after heart surgery following a massive heart attack.

Fascinated by the sophisticated and luxurious facilities in the hospital he asked his friend how much it cost. 

“Over five lakhs,” the patient said.

“My God – that’s expensive. How can you afford it?”

“Medical Reimbursement,” the patient said.

“Medical Reimbursement? Does that mean that you have to pay nothing for all this?”

Of course I don’t have to pay from my own pocket – they pay everything. That’s why I joined the medical insurance scheme – you too are a member, aren’t you? So even if you have a heart surgery they will pay everything.

After he returned home, the man kept brooding and appeared to be in low spirits, so his wife asked him what was wrong.

“I have lost five lakhs!”

“Five lakhs? Where? How did you lose five lakhs?”

“Suppose I had a heart attack then I too would have got five lakhs worth of medical reimbursement. I have lost five lakhs just because I did not have a heart attack! 

Dear Reader:

Close your eyes, reminisce, and calculate all the “losses” you have made in your life because you did not “avail” of things you were entitled to.

Have a look at the balance sheet of your life and tell us what is the profit and loss account of your life?

VIKRAM KARVE
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A creative person with a zest for life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer and blogger. Educated at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School Pune, Vikram has published two books: COCKTAIL a collection of fiction short stories about relationships (2011) and APPETITE FOR A STROLL a book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel and a book of vignettes and an anthology of short fiction. An avid blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories and creative non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories and self help in magazines and published a large number of professional  and academic research papers in journals and edited in-house journals and magazines for many years, before the advent of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse - his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative thoughts.

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