Friday, April 20, 2012

WHY YOUR BOSS IS AN ARSEHOLE - TGIF Musing


WHY YOUR BOSS IS AN ARSEHOLE

Here is a joke I heard somewhere:

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the boss.

Each organ put forward its claim.

Brain said: “I should be in charge because I run all body functions.”

Blood said, “I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.”

Stomach said, “I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.”

Legs said, “We should be in charge because we take the brain where it wants to go.”

Eyes said, “We should be in charge because we let the brain see where it is going.”

And so all the organs put forward their claims, all organs asserted their own imnportance and gave their reasons why they should be the boss.

Finally, the arsehole (rectum) spoke up and said, “I should be the boss because I get rid of all your waste.”

All the other organs mocked and ridiculed the arsehole and laughed at the idea of the insignificant arsehole being the boss.

The Arsehole got so angry that it immediately slammed itself tightly shut and refused to function and get rid any waste whatsoever.

After the first constipated day, the Brain got a terrible headache, could barely think, and cried out for relief.

After the second day, Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.

After the third day, the Legs got cramps.

After the fourth day, the Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.

After the fifth day,  the Blood became toxic and started poisoning the body.

As the sixth day dawned, all organs unanimously agreed that the Arsehole was the Boss.  

Moral (s) of the Story

1. You don't have to be a Brain to be a Boss

2. In most places you will find that it is always an Arsehole who is in charge of things and is the Boss.

3. No matter how well a System is running, it can be shut down by just one Arsehole.

Cheers. Have a nice Friday and great weekend ahead, away from office and that arsehole boss.
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