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Friday, December 13, 2019

Humor in Uniform – Musings of a “Superseded” Officer – Part 2 – Fulfillment after Supersession


Humor in Uniform

Musings of a “Superseded” Officer
by
Vikram Karve 

Continued from Part 1 – Supersession Day – url: http://karvediat.blogspot.com/2017/05/supersession-day-musings-of-written-off.html

Part 2

Fulfillment after Supersession 

In my previous blog post – I told you that when you are “passed over” for promotion and “superseded” – you have 3 choices:

1. You can Quit the Service immediately by Resigning your Commission (even if it means giving up your pension and forgoing/losing many benefits)

2. You can wait for a few years to complete 20 years pensionable service – and then seek Premature Retirement (PMR).

3. You can serve till you attain the age of “superannuation” (Earlier the minimum superannuation age was 54 years – but I understand that this has now been increased to 57 years – and some officers continue for a few more years on “re-employment”)

This article is for those “superseded” officers who decide to choose the 3rd option and continue serving till they attain the age of superannuation.

YOUR “GIRLFRIEND” HAS “DUMPED” YOU

Let me explain metaphorically.

Suppose you have a steady girlfriend to whom you intend getting married and spending the rest of your life.

You have been loyal, sincere and devoted to your girlfriend.

Suppose she suddenly dumps you.

How will you feel…?

Won’t you feel betrayed…?

Similarly – won’t you feel “betrayed” the moment you are superseded for promotion…?

You have been loyal to the service – but – the service has not been loyal to you in return.

For no apparent reason – the service has “dumped” you.

You faithfully loved your girlfriend – and she dumped you.

You were totally devoted to the service – and the service “dumped” you.

Now – once your girlfriend has dumped you – what are the options open to you…?

Think about it.

You can become vindictive towards her – you can indulge in self-pity and sink into depression – you can plead with your girlfriend to take you back into her life – you can beg and beseech her to reconsider her decision to dump you – or – you can move on in life – and try to acquire a new girlfriend.

Similarly – what are your options when you are superseded…?

1. You can become “bitter” and resentful and start behaving in an acrimonious and spiteful manner. Such rancorous behavior will spoil inter-personal relationships and create “bad blood” in the environment – and – such negative vibes not only affect your own mental and physical health but will affect your family, friends and colleagues as well.

2. You can “internalize” your sorrow, start brooding and indulge in self-pity. Excessive self-commiseration will not only will make you miserable and cause you depression – but it may also push you towards alcoholism if you have a tendency to “drown” your sorrows in drink. I have seen many superseded officers becoming alcoholics.

(As an aside – let me tell you what one witty senior officer said about me when I was superseded.

He opined: 

“We don’t have to worry about him (me) becoming an alcoholic. The bugger is already a bloody drunkard. For all you know – supersession may have the opposite effect on him – and he may stop drinking…”

By the way – I did quit drinking – albeit a few years after supersession)

3. You can “plead” with the service to promote you. This can be done in a number of ways. You can “beg” your seniors for “thumping” ACRs to enable you to get promoted in the remaining attempts, you can take the “official” route – put up representations, statutory complaints and indulge in litigation etc. All this will fill you with anxiety and stress. And – if you get involved in litigation – besides the expenses involved – your mind will start thinking negative thoughts – especially as you keep discussing your case ad nauseam with lawyers and “sea lawyers”. Instead of thinking interesting creative positive thoughts – your mind will be constantly preoccupied with negative thinking. All this will affect your family and environment too.

4. Or – like in the “girlfriend dumping” metaphor – you can choose the option of moving on in life and acquiring a new “girlfriend”. Now – if you had chosen the option of resigning and quitting the service immediately after you are superseded – this new “girlfriend” can be a new job in “Civvy Street”. However – since you have decided to serve till superannuation – you will have to find this new “girlfriend” within the service. How do you do this…? How did I do this…? Read below…

INTROSPECTION

Firstly – you must be clear in your mind that the service has “rejected” you – and now – you are an “unwanted” entity (just like the example of your girlfriend “dumping” you and not wanting you anymore)

You have been brutally superseded – “passed over” for promotion – “written off” – “fallen by the wayside” – “deadwood” – discarded, redundant and unwanted by the environment.

You have been sidelined from the mainstream – you have been put on a sidetrack – and those on the main track don’t care two hoots about you.

So – don’t expect any “sympathy” from the system.

You are on your own – “index” – as they say in the Navy – and – you have to discover the best way to continue your journey in service as a “superseded” officer till you reach the age of superannuation.  

(If some seniors, course-mates and friends are helpful – consider it as a bonus – but don’t expect it)

By the time you are superseded – you would have done many appointments in a variety of jobs.

That’s the beauty of the Armed Forces (especially the Navy) – they make you work in a variety of jobs so that you become the “Jack of all Trades”.

Introspect – reflect – of all the jobs you did – which is the job you enjoyed the most…?

In my case – I had loved serving on ships the best.

But sadly – this job was ruled out – since – those days – superseded officers are not appointed for sea duties – which were considered mandatory “criteria” appointments for promotion.

Maybe – it was the view of the “powers-that-be” that since superseded officers were not eligible for selection for promotion – there was no point “wasting” a criteria appointment on “passed over” officers.

Also – remember – that the moment you are superseded for promotion – you are officially declared “incompetent”.

So – overnight – from being a professional “hot shot” officer – I became professionally “incompetent” – at least in the eyes of the system.

Hence – I became ineligible for “prestigious” high-profile appointments ashore.

Having ruled out these “high profile” options – I explored suitable “low profile” opportunities available to me.

I had done two tenures “instructional duties” – one at Navy Training “Stone Frigate” INS Valsura (where I had taught Naval Officers undergoing the Specialization Course) – and – one at the Institute of Armament Technology (IAT) where I had taught and guided the Advanced Post Graduate Master’s (ME) Course in Systems Engineering).

I had served in Research and Development (R&D) appointment.

I had served in a Naval Dockyard.

I had a stint as a “Babu in Uniform”.

Of the above options – I liked “instructional” appointments the best – especially IAT Pune – where the egalitarian “laissez faire” multi-service environment was conducive to superseded officers – much better than the “regimented” rank-conscious ethos at INS Valsura.

(Though “Quality Assurance” (QA) appointments were considered “suitable” for superseded officers – I hadn’t served in a “QA” billet – and so – I was quite averse to trying out something that was unknown).

As advised my “mentors” – I put up a request for an appointment in IAT – and – thanks to my well-wishers – six months later – I was appointed to IAT Pune on “Instructional Duties”.

(Coincidentally – IAT had asked for an Officer with Qualitative Requirements (QRs) which matched my qualifications/experience – my earlier tenure at IAT had helped a great deal).  

I must say that the Navy shows due consideration to “passed over” officers and tries to soften the blow of supersession by giving suitable appointments and long tenures to them.

Not only did Navy give me my choice appointment – but they gave me a long tenure too – more than 8 years – followed by 6 years at Mumbai.

(Prior to supersession – my average tenure in a station was less than 2 years).

Did I do justice to my appointment at IAT Pune…?

I would love to blow my own trumpet – but – I will just quote two extracts from two souvenirs (coffee table books) published by IAT during its Golden Jubilee.

Extract from page 63 of History of IAT – 50 Years of Excellence (1952 - 2002)

From Chapter on R&D Activities in Wings.

“Cdr VW Karve was the main pillar for many years and made the largest possible contributions to the students, faculty and institute. Numerous papers published by him in national and international journals earned a name for the Institute”

Extract from page 41 of IAT Golden Jubilee Souvenir

From the article “A Grateful Student Remembers”.

“Though not widely practiced, Cdr Karve’s Captain Haddockesque approach to education intrigued me enough to try out the concurrent methodology in conjunction with the sequential methodology, I was already into. It was an eventful and illuminating two semesters under the guidance of Cdr Karve, who was an Institute within the Institute”

CONCLUSION

Once you are “superseded” and “passed over” for promotion – if you choose to continue in service – it is best to make the most of it – by trying to identify and select a suitable “job” (within service parameters) – a job in harmony with your talent – a métier where you can flourish and contribute your best to the service too.

Self-Pity, Bitterness and Negative Thinking may prove counterproductive to your mental well-being and health – and – indulging in litigation may affect your “peace of mind”.

Remember the “dumped by girlfriend” metaphor – move on – be positive – introspect – discover your “métier” – find a new suitable “girlfriend” with whom you feel you can achieve your best – and – make the most of it. 

To be continued in Part 3 SUPERSEDED OFFICER’S SURVIVAL GUIDE 

VIKRAM KARVE 

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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

What are you doing after retirement...?

A few days ago – on Sunday – we had a Navy Veterans Get-Together in NDA Khadakwasla Pune. 

I met many of my erstwhile Navy Colleagues and Shipmates – all Navy Veterans – some Senior to me – and some Junior to me – in Service and Age – but most of them were Senior Citizens. 

When I interacted with them – I realised two things: 

1. Everyone else was a “Success
”
 
– and 
– I seemed to be the only “Failure
” (aka 
“Loser
”)

2. 
I was the only one 
“Doing Nothing” 

Let me dwell on the second point – “Doing Nothing”

Many of my fellow Navy Veterans were busy with their “Second Innings
”.

Most of them said that t
hey were 
“working” (or had worked) 
after retirement in various careers. 

A
ll had “Success Stories
”. 

M
ost had “succeeded
” in the Navy. 

Many had “succeeded” 
after retirement from the Navy
 
– 
in their post-retirement second careers in the civilian world. 

I seemed to be the only 
“Failure
” 
– a consistent “Failure
”. 

I had consistently “succeeded” at “Failure” – both – before retirement (in the Navy) – and – after retirement (as a Navy Veteran). 

Yes – I seem to have a talent on “how to fail consistently
 ”. 

Am
ong my fellow Navy Veterans – I am probably the only one who excels at “Doing Nothing”. 

During our Navy Veterans Meets – or whenever the meet me – many Officers 
– serving and retired 
 
– they a
sk me the same 
quintessential question:  

“What are you doing after retirement...?” 

And –
 I give them the same answer
 : 

“Nothing. I am 
“
doing nothing
 
 
...”
  

Hearing my 
 
truthful answer that I am 
“
doing nothing
”
 
after retirement 
– they seemed perplexed. 

With a look of disbelief on their faces 
– they ask me: 

“But 
– how can you 
“
do nothing
”
...? 

Sometimes 
– in jest – I say tongue-in-cheek: 

“I practised “
doing nothing
” when I was 
“working”. Then 
– 
I used to “
do nothing
” in uniform. Now 
– 
I “
do nothing
” in 
“civvies” (civilian clothes)...!”

A few years after my retirement 
– I was pleasantly surprised to receive a call from one my students – a Scientist. 

I had taught her at IAT Pune in 1985/86 (at the Post Graduate Masters in Engineering level). 

She was now in a Senior Position in a Research Laboratory and she wanted to invite me to deliver a lecture. 

“Actually 
– after retirement – I am quite out-of-touch with the state-of-the-art...” I said, honestly. 

“Sir – please hear the topic...” she said, mischievously. 

“What topic do want me to speak on...?” I asked her. 

“The Topic is: “How to Enjoy Retirement”...!!! Sir – we want you to speak on “How to Enjoy Retirement”...” she said, “I have been following you on Social Media and read your stories on your blog. I particularly liked your your blog post on “
doing nothing
”. I can see that you are really enjoying retired life. We have organised a seminar for Senior Scientists of “Work Life Balance” and I have scheduled your lecture as the Keynote Address – Sir – you have to come and speak...”

My lecture on 
“How to Enjoy Retirement” 
was well received and appreciated. 

By the way 
– a few days later 
– 
after hearing about my lecture (and reading the same article) 
– a
 
“Head Honcho” of a premier organisation invited me to deliver a lecture to his senior executives on “The Art of Retirement”. 

Word spread 
 – and I got frequent invitations to deliver this lecture on 
“How to Enjoy Retired Life”. 

Ha Ha 
– it seems most people do not know: 
H
ow to 
“Do Nothing” 

Dear Reader
 
– I am posting below
 the 
article 
titled 
 
“Retirement” means “Doing Nothing” which motivated my student to invite me to deliver the lecture. 

I had written this article many years ago 
– soon 
after my retirement 
– and have suitably updated and edited it for easy reading on the digital screen and smartphone. 

RETIREMENT MEANS “DOING NOTHING”
Musings on WORK LIFE AND BEYOND
By
VIKRAM KARVE 

A few days after I retired – a ex-Navy friend of mine offered me a job in “Civvy Street
 ”.

I politely declined the job offer. 

So – he asked me:
  

“Have you taken up some job...?
 
” 

“No...
  ” I said.

“Oh 
– 
so you must be doing some business...?
” he asked.

“No...
” I said.

“Then – what are you doing after retirement...?” he asked. 

“Nothing. I am “doing nothing”...” I said. 

“But 
– how can you 
“
do nothing
 
”
...?
 
” he said. 

“It is easy 
–
 
I practised 
“doing nothing” 
 
when I was in service...” I said.

“What...?
” 

“Yes. Earlier 
– before retirement – I was “doing nothing” wearing uniform. Now – after retirement – I “do nothing” wearing civilian clothes
...
 ” I said. 

The word spread that I had gone crazy. 

So 
– the post-retirement job-offers stopped. 

At the Navy Veterans Meet – a fellow Navy Veteran asked me same 
quintessential question that everyone asks me: 

“What are you doing after retirement...?” 

And –
 I gave him the same answer
: 
“Nothing. I am 
“
doing nothing
”
 
...”
 

This answer lead to an admonishment: 

“Why are you 
 
“
doing nothing
”
 
after retirement...?” 

I wonder why a truthful answer that I am 
“
doing nothing
”
 
after retirement results in disbelief and admonishment 
– 
as if I was doing something wrong
...?

I retired on superannuation from the Navy many years ago 
– 
and
 
–
 
since then 
–
 
I am leading a truly retired life 
– 
“doing nothing”.

Yes 
–
  
I am “doing nothing”. 

But 
–
 
isn’t that what I am supposed to do...?

Tell me 
–
 
what is the definition and meaning of 
 
“RETIREMENT
 
”...
 
?

“Retirement” means “Doing Nothing” – isn’t it...?

Many persons don’t seem to understand this. 

So whenever I meet my erstwhile colleagues 
–
 
and young officers too 
– 
they all ask me what I am doing after my retirement. 

And 
– 
they seem perplexed 
–
 
when I honestly answer that I am “doing nothing” after my retirement.

Of course 
–
  
most of my retired colleagues are actually doing nothing.

B
ut 
–
 they try to put on a pretence as if they are very busy. 

T
hey try to masquerade as if they are doing something very important after retirement. 

Maybe 
– 
they indulge in this charade because they feel embarrassed to speak the truth. 

Or 
–
 maybe 
– they 
 
think that they will 
“
lose face
”
 if they truthfully say that they are 
“doing nothing”
.


MILITARY LIFE AND BEYOND – The Retired Veteran

Now let me talk a bit about the topic – RETIREMENT – and discuss some tips on retirement for Military Officers belonging to the Army, Navy and Air Force.

In most jobs you retire at the age of 60.

Sometimes – the retirement age is 65 or 70 – if you are a Professor or a Judge – or you are a Bureaucrat who has managed to get an “extension” – or a cushy post retirement job.

In some vocations – like business and politics – you never retire – and you keep on working incessantly till your death.

However – if you happen to serve in the Defence Services – in the Army, Navy or Air Force – you retire early. 

If you are an officer – it is most likely you will retire on superannuation at the age of 54 – a few lucky ones may pull on to 56.

Only those who attain Flag Rank (and become Generals, Admirals or Air Marshals) – only Flag Officers can remain in service beyond that age – and retire at 58 or 60 – like their civilian counterparts. 

However – owing to the steep pyramidal hierarchical organisational structure – a very small percentage get promoted to Flag Rank.

In the Civil Services 
–
  
you have Assured Career Progression (or ACP).

In the Defence Services 
–
  
owing to the poor career prospects due to the high possibility of supersession and consequent early retirement 
–
  
you have Assured Career Truncation (or ACT).

I do not have the exact figures 
–
 
but 
–
 
from what I have observed 
 
–
  
 
it seems that hardly 1% of the officers who join the Defence Services finally get promoted to Flag Rank
 
– 
whereas 
–
 
due to ACP and NFU 
–
 
in the Civil Services 
–
 
almost everyone becomes a Joint Secretary (equivalent to Flag Rank) before he or she retires 
– and gets monetary benefits too 
due to ACP and NFU.

Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen retire much earlier – most retire after 15 years service at the prime of their life – in their mid-thirties – at around 35 years of age. 

It is not feasible to “settle” your children and complete your familial responsibilities at this young age – so they have no choice – and they have to take up a second career in the “civvy street”.

Officers are caught midway. 

If you want to truly “retire” on your superannuation date – then you must ensure that all your domestic commitments and familial obligations are complete well before you are 54 years of age.  

You must have your own “retirement home” to live in – and you must have enough savings to lead a decent retired life in these days of burgeoning inflation. 

And of course – most importantly – your children should have completed their studies – and must be settled in life.

If you can achieve all this before you retire – then you can indulge in the luxury of “doing nothing” after retirement – and lead a truly blissful retired life.

If you are in the Navy (or Army or Air Force) – it is best not to marry. 

If you are a Bachelor – you will be well looked after by the service. 

But if you do want to get married – please marry early – and have all your children as early as possible.

Calculating backwards – all your children must be settled in life by the time you reach the retirement age of 54.

This means that you must have all your kids before you reach the age of 30 (assuming that your youngest kid will complete his or her education and get a job by the age of 24).

This is the best case optimistic scenario – assuming that your children study well and are good at academics.

So – you must get married at the stipulated age of 25 (or even earlier if possible). 

Yes – for 
 
“doing nothing” after retirement 
–
 Army, Navy and Air Force Officers must get married as early as possible. 

And – they must have all their children as early as possible too.

Remember – for every child you have after you are 30 – you are putting pressure on your retired life – and you may not be able to afford the luxury of “doing nothing” after retirement.

Some officers marry late or have children late in life. 

I have seen a situation where children were still in school when an officer retired at the age of 54. 

The poor guy had no choice but to take up a job and spend many years of his retired life slogging it out in the “civvy street”.

Of course – if you are married to a “career woman” – then it is really great.

You can enjoy your retirement “doing nothing” while your “breadwinner” wife – she “brings home the bacon” and “puts bread on the table” – to speak metaphorically.

In this respect – Lady Defence Officers are luckier. 

At least in the contemporary societal context in India – where the concept of a “homemaker husband” is yet to take root – a Lady Officer is likely to be married to a “career man” – and she has the luxury of choosing when to “retire” and start “doing nothing”. 

It makes sense for Lady Officers of the Army, Navy and Air Force to marry Civilians – who will keep working till 60 years of age. 

Of course – even for Gentlemen Military Officers who choose to marry a career woman – it is better to marry someone outside the military profession – at least from the retirement point of view. 

The moral of the story is that military officers are at a disadvantage vis-à-vis their civilian counterparts – as far as retirement age is concerned.

If you are a civilian – you will retire at 60 – or later – and by that age – all your familial commitments are likely to be over  –and you can look forward to a blissful retired life – and you will get a higher pension too – due to the additional years of service you enjoy vis-à-vis your disadvantaged military counterpart.

There is great advantage for a military service officer to marry a civil services (IAS, IPS, IRS etc) lady officer – so that he can continue to enjoy benefits and perks of his spouse for a number of years after his own retirement.

Dear Reader – if you are a Military Officer – or are planning to join the Army, Navy or Air Force – remember that you are going to retire early.

It will be good if you can plan your life accordingly – so that you can enjoy the indulgence of “doing nothing” after your retirement.

And when people have the audacity to ask you the quintessential question: 

“What are you doing after retirement...?” 

You can nonchalantly, truthfully and matter-of-factly say: 

“I am doing nothing...”.


AFTERTHOUGHT 

WHY DO “FINANCIALLY SECURE” MILITARY VETERANS “WORK” AFTER RETIREMENT...?

There are some retired officers who are “financially secure” and who have completed all their familial obligations.

They can easily “make ends meet” within their pension.

But – they continue to work even after retirement.

Why is this...? 

Why do financially secure retired officers – who do not financially need to work to earn money – continue to work after retirement...?

I feel that there are 3 reasons why financially secure military veterans keep working after retirement:

1. They are “workaholics” – so – they are incapable of “doing nothing”.

2. They are “greedy” – and do not know when to say “enough is enough” as far as money is concerned. They are never happy with whatever material possessions they have got.

3. They are “not content” with what they have achieved in life – and they want to keep chasing elusive dreams and keep aspiring for more and more “success”. These persons are forever in the “rat race” constantly comparing with others – and either – they have “unrealistic expectations” of themselves – or – they suffer from an “inferiority complex”.


CONCLUSION

The conclusion from this afterthought is:

To be able to “do nothing” after retirement – you must be “happy” wherever you are – and – you must be “content” with whatever you have got.

Wish You a Happy Retired Life “Doing Nothing”.

Let Every Day of your Retired Life be a Blissful Holiday.

VIKRAM KARVE
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2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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