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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Black Tot Day

Today (31 July) is Black Tot Day. 

On this day 49 years ago – on 31 July 1970 – the last Rum Rations were served to sailors – so this day was observed as Black Tot Day 

On 31 July 1970  the Royal Navy Stopped the Daily Tot of Rum for all serving Naval Personnel. 
This Naval Tradition had been around since 1667. 
It was a sad day for sailors. 
On December 17, 1969 the Admiralty Board issued a written answer to a question from the MP for Woolwich East, Christopher Mayhew saying: 
"The Admiralty Board concludes that the rum issue is no longer compatible with the high standards of efficiency required now that the individual's tasks in ships are concerned with complex, and often delicate, machinery and systems on the correct functioning of which people's lives may depend". 
This led to a debate in the House of Commons on the evening of January 28, 1970, now referred to as the 'Great Rum Debate', started by James Wellbeloved, MP for Erith and Crayford, who believed that the rum ration should not be removed. 
The debate lasted an hour and 15 minutes and closed at 10:29 PM with a decision that the rum ration was no longer appropriate.
July 31, 1970 was the final day of the rum ration and it was poured as usual at 6 bells in the forenoon watch (11 AM) after the pipe of 'up spirits'
Some sailors wore black armbands, tots were 'buried at sea' and in one Navy Stone Frigate (Shore Based Training Establishment), HMS Collingwood, the Royal Naval Electrical College at Fareham in Hampshire there was a mock funeral procession complete with black coffin and accompanying drummers and piper. 
The move was not popular with the ratings despite an extra can of beer being added to the daily rations in compensation. 

Dear Reader: 

If you want to know more about the genesis and history of Rum Rations in the Navy, please read my article on Rum Rations in the Navy at url: https://karve.wordpress.com/2019/05/16/rum-grog-a-sailors-drink/ 


Wish you a sober Black Tot Day.


Thursday, June 21, 2018

A “Tot” of Rum


Some friends asked me why Rum is associated with the Navy (or why Navy is associated with Rum).

So – I thought it apt to write a few blog posts on the close relationship between Navy and Rum – the Sailor’s favourite drink.

Here is the first article…

THE “RUM” NAVY Part 1 by Vikram Karve

Sailors require significant quantities of fresh water on extended voyages.

In the early days of sailing – since desalinating sea water was not practical – fresh water was taken on board in casks.  

But – this stored fresh water quickly developed algae and became slimy.

The stagnant water was sweetened with beer or wine to make it palatable – which involved more casks and stowage space.

However – even this beer/wine fortified water was vulnerable to spoilage and turned into vinegar.

So – beer was carried instead of fresh water – and – each sailor was issued a daily ration of beer of “One Gallon of Beer per day” (Four and a Half Litres of Beer).

As longer voyages became more common – the Beer Ration of One Gallon (4.5 Litres) of Beer per sailor per day – for a large number of sailors – for long voyages of many days – this Beer Ration occupied a large volume – and – the task of stowage became more and more difficult.

So – Beer was substituted with Rum.

Rum was a “spirit” and did not spoil with time – in fact – the Rum improved with ageing in the oak barrels where the Rum was stored on board ships.

THE “RUM” NAVY

Part 1

A “TOT” OF RUM
Musings of a Navy Veteran
By
VIKRAM KARVE

“Rum Ration” was issued to Royal Navy Sailors from 1665 – after Britain captured Jamaica.

Before the advent of Rum – the daily drink ration for a Royal Navy Sailor was One Gallon of Beer – yes – one gallon or 8 Pints of Beer – which amounts to a plentiful 4.5 Litres of Beer...!!!

Due to the difficulty in storing the large quantities of Beer on board ships – in 1655 – half a pint (around 300 ml) of Rum was made equivalent to One Gallon of Beer – and Rum was issued to Sailors in lieu of Beer.

The daily Rum Ration of Half a Pint (almost 300 ml) means around Five Large Pegs of today’s standard Large Peg Measure of 60 ml (or 10 Small Pegs of 30 ml).

The half pint (300 ml) of Rum was originally issued neat.

Sailors would check their rum had not been watered down by pouring it onto gunpowder and setting light to it, from where the term "proof" originates.

By volume – 57.15% alcohol has been calculated as the minimum required for it to pass the test.

The sailors would “prove” its strength by checking that gunpowder doused with rum would still burn – thus verifying that Rum was at least 100 Proof = 57.15 % Alcohol by Volume (ABV) or more.

A small quantity of Rum would be mixed with gunpowder (gunpowder was available on warships of those days which fired gunpowder propelled “shots” from cannons).

The Rum-Gunpowder Mixture would be ignited.

If the mixture burned with a steady blue flame – this was “proof” that the Rum contained the proper amount of alcohol (57.15% ABV [Alcohol by Volume]). 

(The term “Proof” has originated from this practice of Sailors “testing” the strength of their Rum by pouring it onto gunpowder and setting light to the mixture.

By volume – 57.15% alcohol has been calculated as the minimum required for it to pass the test – as gunpowder would not burn if soaked in rum that contained less than 57.15% ABV.

Rum that contained this percentage of alcohol was defined as having 100 degrees proof.

So – 100 Proof means 57.15% Alcohol by Volume.

Now – the term “Proof” has been extended to other spirits like Whisky, Brandy, Vodka, Gin etc as well.

The gunpowder test was officially replaced by a specific-gravity test in 1816…)

Thus – the Navy “Tot” was a substantial amount of 300 ml (10 Small Pegs) of strong 100 Proof Rum (57.1% Alcohol by Volume).

(NB: This article uses the British Imperial (UK) System. The American Standards of Proof (ABV) are different. Whereas the Imperial UK 100 Proof = 57.15% Alcohol by Volume – the American US 100 Proof = 50% Alcohol by Volume. In India we follow the British System)

100 Proof Rum was quite strong – so - later – the strength of the Rum was reduced from 100 Proof to 95.5 Proof [54.6 % Alcohol by Volume (ABV)] (American US 109 Proof)

(Present Day Rums available in India are much weaker at 75 Proof (42.8% Alcohol by Volume)

So – effectively:

One “Tot” of 100 Proof Rum was equivalent to 400 ml of Present Day 75 Proof Rum or 13.5 Small Pegs or Half a Bottle of Rum

– as we know it)

The 300 ml “Tot” of Rum was given to Sailors “Neat” and the sailors drank the “Tot” of Rum “down-the-hatch” in one go.

Imagine drinking “Half a Bottle” of Rum straight “down-the-hatch”.

(Dear Reader – try it – open a bottle of Rum – put it to your lips – and drink half the bottle in one go – straight “down-the-hatch – and tell me how you feel. Now wonder – the sailors are known to be hard drinkers)

The “Rum Ration” was issued to every sailor at mid-day (between 11 AM and 12 Noon) and this Rum Ration was announced with the pipe (Bosun’s Call) “Up Spirits” – on hearing which – the  Sailors would exclaim “Stand Fast the Holy Ghost” – and rush to queue for their “Tot” of Rum.

The Rum Ration was served from a barrel also known as the “Rum Tub” made of oak and ornately decorated and reinforced with brass bands with the brass letters saying “The Queen, God Bless Her”.

Tot “tumblers” were kept separate – and they were never washed from the inside – in the belief that the residue from previous “Tots” would make the subsequent “Tots” even stronger.

The “Tot” of Rum was consumed as soon as it was issued – straight “down the hatch”.

This style of drinking “Tots” – the massive sudden intake of incredibly strong Rum – caused discipline problems due to drunk and disorderly behavior of some sailors who could not “digest” the huge “Tot” of Rum.

Also – some hard-drinking sailors “bartered” Rum Rations from others and hoarded the Rum below decks to drink and this caused drunkenness and disorder below the decks.

As drunkenness on board Naval Ships increasingly became a problem – in 1740 – Admiral Edward Vernon ordered the Rum Ration of One “Tot” (300 ml of Rum) for Junior Sailors to be diluted with two parts of water to make it 900 ml of Rum-Water Mixture.

Also – the Rum Issue was split into two servings per day – one at mid-day before lunch and the other after work in the evening.

Admiral Vernon was nicknamed as “Old Grog” – because of his habitual waterproof Grogram Cloak which he always wore on board ship.

So – the diluted Rum Ration introduced by Admiral “Old Grog” Vernon was nicknamed as “GROG”.

Admiral “Old Grog” Vernon opined:

“The pernicious custom of the seamen drinking their allowance of rum in drams and often at once is attended with many fatal consequences to their morals as well as their health…many of their lives shortened thereby…besides stupefying their rational qualities which makes them heedlessly slaves to every brutish passion…”

On August 21, 1740, Admiral “Old Grog” Vernon issued his “infamous” Order No. 349 to Captains which stated inter alia:

“The Rum should be every day mixed with the proportion of a quart of water to a half pint of rum, to be mixed in a scuttled butt kept for that purpose, and to be done on the deck, and in the presence of the Lieutenant of the Watch who is to take particular care to see that the men are not defrauded in having their full allowance of rum…and let those that are good husband men receive extra lime juice and sugar that it be made more palatable to them…”  

The addition of lime and sugar was prevent scurvy which was prevalent among sailors due to “Vitamin C” deficiency during long sailings.  

(The “Lime” in the “Grog” may be the origin of the term “Limey” to describe an Englishman)

However – this dilution of Rum with water was not appreciated by the hard-drinking sailors.

So – to express their displeasure – the sailors christened the weakened beverage “Grog” after the Admiral who was known as “Old Grog”.

However – Senior Sailors (Petty Officer and above) still received their “Tot” of Rum neat – straight from the barrel – whereas “Junior Sailors” were issued the “Grog”.

Yes – the “Petty Officers” were served first and were entitled to take their rum undiluted – whereas the “Ratings” drank their “grog” in one long gulp

Later – “Pusser’s Rum” – created in 1784 – and approved by the Admiralty – was a popular brand of Rum – available only in the Navy.

Pusser’s Rum was a blend of 3 Rums from Guyana and 2 Rums from Trinidad, blended by traditional techniques and matured for 3 years in barrels, before bottling.

Rum was safely stored on board ships in the hold (below decks) – with an armed Royal Marine on guard round the clock.

Dear Reader – I will end this “Rum Tale” here – but post some more Navy “Rum Tales” in subsequent blog posts – and tell you more about the “Rum Bum Lash” Navy.

Meanwhile – if you are a Rum “aficionado” – Pusser’s Black Label Rum is arguably as close as you can get to drinking what the Royal Navy Sailor once drank.

This “Gunpowder Proof” Rum is supposed to be 95.5 proof (54.6 % Alcohol by Volume (ABV)) (US 109 Proof) – which was issued to the Sailors in the “Grog” after 1740 – a little less strong than the original “100 Proof” Rum (57.15% ABV [Alcohol by Volume]) issued in 1665.

Here is a picture of a bottle of British Navy Pusser’s Rum which I found on the internet.

They say that this elegant, extremely hard to find Rum comes from the last remaining kegs of Royal Navy Rum – the same stuff the sailors drank... 

British Navy PUSSER'S RUM Gunpowder Proof

Dear Reader – Do tell me if you liked this “Rum” Story. 

In Part 2 – I will tell you a bit more about the “Rum” Navy... 

End of THE “RUM” NAVY Part 1 (A “TOT” OF RUM)..

Continued in Part 2...

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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Humor in Uniform – Social Life in the Defence Services Part 1 – “Bouncing”

Social Customs in the Navy – “Bouncing”

BOUNCING
A Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE

PROLOGUE

SERVICE ETIQUETTE – TYPES OF “CALLS”

In the Navy (and probably in the Army and Air Force as well) – there exists a custom of “calling on” – a custom which every officer is expected to observe.

There are three types of “calls”:

1. Official Calls

2. Social Calls

3. Bouncing

Official Calls are made by newly reporting officers on their Commanding Officer (CO) in his office (in shore establishments) or in the Captain’s Cabin on board ship.

An Official Call is a formal occasion in ceremonial uniform (unless otherwise indicated by the CO/Captain).

Social Calls are courtesy calls to promote friendship and camaraderie among officers and their families.

Social Calls are made in the evenings at the residence of the officer in Civilian Clothes (Social Calls are never made in uniform).

Social Calls are made with prior appointment after ascertaining the convenience of the officer.

Social Calls are made with your wife (if you are married) – the duration should ideally be 30 minutes (but never more than one hour) – and – you are expected to have 2 or 3 drinks (having only one drink is “not done” – since there is a superstition that you have just one drink only with your enemy)

Maybe it is apocryphal – but – I read somewhere that the origin of “Social Calls” – and – the military tradition of “calling-on” – dates back to the pre-historic days of the cavemen – who left a carved stone to express a desire for friendship.

“Bouncing” means young Naval Officers dropping in on Married Officers unannounced at any time of day or night demanding food and drink.

Normally – a married officer is “bounced” at odd hours of the night by hungry bachelors when the Officers Mess and Club are closed.

When I joined the Navy – in the 1970’s – Official Calls had become more relaxed – and – most COs/Captains did not insist on Ceremonial Uniform (No. 2’s) – but – asked Officers to come in normal working dress (No. 8 or 8A’s).

Some Senior Officers dispensed with the formality of “Official Calls” and would reply “Consider Calls Paid and Returned” when requested for “Time Convenient” to call on.

“Social Calls” too had become out-of-fashion and passé.

Those days – in the 1970’s – “Bouncing” had become the more popular way of socializing.

(Later – I observed that even “Bouncing” was no longer appreciated by married officers and their wives – and – officers and their wives preferred enjoying “quality time” watching TV Soaps with their families rather than socializing with fellow officers and ladies)

Like in civilian society – even in the military social environment – change is inevitable – times change – customs and traditions change – and – social culture changes too – and – today – it is more of “each man for himself”.

Hey – I seem to have digressed – so – let me get back 34 years to the early 1980’s – July 1982 to be precise – when the story I am going to tell you happened.


BOUNCING

After my marriage in May 1982 – we – my wife and I – shifted from the SP Marg Officers Mess to Curzon Road Apartments, located on a prime location of Lutyen’s New Delhi between Connaught Place (CP) and India Gate on Kasturba Gandhi Marg (erstwhile Curzon Road).

Our erstwhile mess-mates from SP Marg Mess would invariably “bounce” us – whenever they were in the vicinity at Connaught Place or India Gate.

They would suddenly land up unannounced any time of the day and night – demandingfood and drink – sometimes even at the oddest of hours, like on their way back from a late night movie show.

They would suddenly land up unannounced any time of the day and night, demanding food and drink – sometimes even at the oddest of hours – like on their way back from a late night movie show.

In fact – this is exactly what happened on our first bouncing experience.

It was well past midnight – in fact – it was around 1 AM when we were jolted out of our sleep by heavy knocking on the door.

There were around 10 young bachelor officers from SP Marg Mess – and – with them was my erstwhile ship’s Captain (now a Commodore) – who lived in SP Marg Mess as a “married bachelor” – having left his family behind in Mumbai for his children’s education.

They had seen the night show movie at Odeon in CP – and – were on their way to Taj on Shah Jahan Road for the midnight buffet via Kasturba Gandhi Marg – when the Commodore suddenly saw Curzon Road Apartments – and – he remembered that I lived there.

I pulled out 2 bottles of Rum and filled up glasses (I was well stocked up with booze as usual).

Now – the problem was what to feed these hungry officers.

About my newly wedded wife’s culinary skills – the less said the better – she did not even know how to brew tea.

Normally – I would have gone down to our in-house Banjara Restaurant and got some parcels of food – but Banjara closed at 11 PM.

Even the “Dhabhas” at Pandara Road would be closed at this unearthly hour.

There was nothing in the house – not even bread and eggs.

Seeing our predicament – the Commodore said to my wife: “Open your kitchen cupboard – let us see what you have got…?”

He took out the tins of Tur (Arhar) Dal and Rice – and he said to my wife: “We will have Dal-Rice.”

I noticed that the Commodore was already in “high spirits” – he must have been taking swigs all evening from his ubiquitous “hip flask” that he always kept topped up with neat rum and carried everywhere with him.

Now – those of you who have lived in Curzon Road Apartments will know that the Kitchenette of the one room flat was located at the entrance – which opened in a corridor – and – we mostly kept the door open for cross-ventilation.

Hearing the commotion and din – our next door neighbours – “Sleeping Beauty” and her husband (an Army Officer who had also been a messmate in SP Marg Mess) opened their door and peeped in.

While “Sleeping Beauty” offered to help my wife – her husband immediately poured himself a drink and joined the gang – which was in the balcony.

Those days we did our cooking on a single kerosene stove (we were in the waiting list for a gas connection) – so “Sleeping Beauty” brought across her stove.

So – rice was put on one stove – and Dal on the other one.

Now – if my wife was a terrible cook – “Sleeping Beauty” was no “Gourmet Chef” either.

In fact – there could be a competition among the two as to who was the worse cook.

As the rice and Dal cooked slowly – alcohol was flowing freely – and – soon – everyone was in “high spirits”.

My wife called me to taste the Dal.

I put a spoonful on my tongue – it tasted terrible.

It was astonishing how my wife and “Sleeping Beauty” could spoil a simple dish like Dal.

That required real “talent” – to ruin a simple dish like Dal.

I knew what to do.

I told my wife to make pretence of cooking – and – I opened another bottle of rum – and then another.

My friends were hungry – but I forced them to have a stiff drink of rum – and then a few more.

Alcohol dulls the taste buds – and deadens olfactory sensation – and – when you are totally drunk – you can hardly discern the taste of food.  

When everyone was sufficiently drunk – food was served.

Sorry for using the term “drunk”.

As I told you once – Naval Officers never get “drunk” – they only feel “nice”…

And – everyone was feeling so tremendously “nice” – that they didn’t even realize what they were eating – as they swallowed the insipid watery Rice mixed with the terrible Dal.

Next morning – everyone praised the food – and complimented my wife on her culinary skills.

Did I say next morning…?

Yes.

My friends were feeling so terribly “nice” – that – I did not allow them to drive their bikes – as they were sure to crash somewhere – and – I insisted they take some rest and sober up before driving to the SP Marg Mess which was quite far away.

So – my wife went along with “Sleeping Beauty” to her apartment – and all of us spread all over the floor – swigging rum till we passed out in stupor – feeling supremely “nice” – and lapsed into deep sleep.

The next time our friends “bounced” us – I saw that they had taken care to bring plenty of food parcels from Pandara Road nearby.


EPILOGUE

When I visited New Zealand recently – many restaurants had a sign outside – BYOB – Bring Your Own Bottle (Booze).

I always had plenty of Booze stocked up in the house.

So – if anyone “bounced” us – they knew the rules of my home:

You are most welcome for dinner – but please – BYOF – Bring Your Own Food.

Yes – Dear Friends – I cordially invite you to dinner – but please – BYOF – Bring Your Own Food


VIKRAM KARVE
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This is a re-post of my story SOCIAL CUSTOMS IN THE NAVY posted online by me Vikram Karve earlier in my Academic and Creative Writing Journal Blog at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2016/06/humor-in-uniform-bouncing.html

Friday, June 17, 2016

Sailors Don’t Clink Glasses – Navy Superstition

NAVY SUPERSTITION  WHY SAILORS NEVER CLINK GLASSES
Navy Customs and Traditions
By
VIKRAM KARVE

At the start of a party or drinking session  Civilians or Pongos may clink their glasses and say “Cheers” – and then start drinking!!! 

But – you may notice that a Naval Officer does not clink glasses  but he will just hold up his glass in his hand  and say “Cheers” followed by a toast.

Sailors don’t clink glasses.

Here is the reason for this Naval Custom (or you may call it a Navy Superstition): 


WHY NAVAL OFFICERS NEVER CLINK GLASSES WHILE MAKING A TOAST

Most people clink glasses when they meet over a drink and make a toast for good luck and good health.

However  Naval Officers never clink glasses when they make a toast. 

They just hold up their glasses and say “Cheers” – and voice the toast.

The reason for this is as follows.

In the early days of seafaring  many years ago – when a sailor died at sea  his body was buried at sea  committed to the deep waters  to the Davy Jones’s Locker at the bottom of the ocean. 

(This practice of consigning a dead sailor’s body to the sea is followed even now by some navies and in case it is not possible to send the deceased sailor’s body back for last rites)

The ship’s bell would be sounded 8 times as a mark of respect to the departed soul of the deceased mariner during the funeral service for burial at sea.

On a ship at sea  8 bells are sounded at the end of a watch.

The 8 bells sounded at the funeral of the sailor signified “End of the Watch” for the dead sailor.

This the striking of “Eight Bells” (a nautical euphemism for “finished watch”) during burial at sea symbolized the obituary of the dead seaman.

The sounding of 8 bells was a way of pronouncing that the dead sailor’s duty watch was finished forever.

The sound of clinking glasses is similar to the solemn toll of the ship’s bell when the body of a dead sailor was committed to the deep sea.

Thus  it was assumed that the clinking sound will herald the death of a sailor.

Hence  clinking of glasses on board ships was considered a bad omen.

There was another superstition to lessen the gravity of the evil portent  in case a sailor inadvertently clinked his glass by mistake.

The sailor quickly silenced a clink that had mistakenly occurred with his hands  or he quickly clinked a second time. 

It was thought that this would confuse the devil enough so that he might take a soldier instead.

So  if you are in the Navy  it is best not to clink your glass.

And  if by mistake  you clink your glass  remember to quickly clink it a second time.

Of course  this is all a myth  a navy superstition.

But  the next time you see someone reluctant to clink his glass  you know that he is a navy officer, sailor or veteran.

Cheers !!!

VIKRAM KARVE
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