Showing posts with label intercourse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label intercourse. Show all posts

Thursday, November 8, 2012

CLIMAX - COMING TOGETHER - A Guide to Perfect Lovemaking


CLIMAX
COMING TOGETHER
A Guide to Perfect Lovemaking
Short Fiction - A “Love” Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE 

From my Creative Writing Archives: Adult Fiction - A Very Short Story about urban adults: 
 
She was tired, sleepy, and wanted him to stop, but he continued going on and on and on.  

He too was worn-out, overcome by fatigue, nearly on the verge of losing it, but he was making excruciating effort to keep going on, as vigorously as possible, desperately waiting for her to climax.
 
The emotionless mechanical charade went on and on and on, and she felt so exhausted that she could not bear it any longer. 

She knew there was only one way to end her tedious agony without displeasing her beloved husband.
 
Faking it - yes, she just had to fake it ...!
 
She put her arms around him, gripping him tightly, burying her face into him, thrashing her body around him furiously, biting, moaning, panting, screaming, simulating, as if she were in the throes of passion, till he went limp, rolled over and collapsed, lifeless, unspent, next to her.
 
“You came?” she asked, unquenched, but relieved that it was all over.
 
“Yes,” he lied, unspent, but exultant that he had been able to “prove” his forte to her once again, and inwardly pleased that he had perfected the art of “faking it”.
 
Reassured, they put their arms around each other, and, together, they plummeted into the dark abyss of dreamless sleep.


VIKRAM KARVE
Copyright © Vikram Karve 2012
Vikram Karve has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work. 
© vikram karve., all rights reserved.

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About Vikram Karve

A creative person with a zest for life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer and blogger. Educated at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School Pune, Vikram has published two books: COCKTAIL a collection of fiction short stories about relationships (2011) and APPETITE FOR A STROLL a book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel and a book of vignettes and an anthology of short fiction. An avid blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories and creative non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories and self help in magazines and published a large number of professional  and academic research papers in journals and edited in-house journals and magazines for many years, before the advent of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse - his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative thoughts.

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

STUD BULL


STUD BULL
An Apocryphal Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE

A man took his wife to see a cattle fair.

They reached the enclosure where stud bulls were being auctioned.

A sign in front of the first bull said: “This bull mated 50 times last year”.

The wife looked at her husband and said: “See. He mated 50 times in one year. You could learn something from him.”

They then proceeded to the next bull and in front of that bull there was a sign: “This bull mated 65 times last year”.

The wife pointed to the bull and taunted her husband: “This one mated 65 times last year. That works out to be over 5 times a month. You should surely learn from this one.”

They proceeded to the last bull, the prize bull of the fair, and the sign in front of this impressive stud bull proclaimed: “This bull mated 365 times last year”

The wife looked at the magnificent bull in awe and she exclaimed: “Wow! Just imagine. He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!”

The man turned to his wife and said: “Okay.  But why don’t you ask the owner and find out if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

Cheers…!!! Have a mirthful weekend. 

Thursday, December 1, 2011

AGONY AND "ECSTASY"

Real Agony and Fake Ecstasy
FAKING IT
A "Love" Story
By
VIKRAM KARVE 
 
 
She was tired, sleepy, and wanted him to stop, but he continued going on and on and on.  

He too was worn-out, overcome by fatigue, nearly on the verge of losing it, but he was making excruciating effort to keep going on, as vigorously as possible, desperately waiting for her to climax.
 
The emotionless mechanical charade went on and on and on, and she felt so exhausted that she could not bear it any longer. 

She knew there was only one way to end her tedious agony without displeasing her beloved husband.
 
Faking it - yes, she just had to fake it ...!
 
She put her arms around him, gripping him tightly, burying her face into him, thrashing her body around him furiously, biting, moaning, panting, screaming, simulating, as if she were in the throes of passion, till he went limp, rolled over and collapsed, lifeless, unspent, next to her.
 
“You came?” she asked, unquenched, but relieved that it was all over.
 
“Yes,” he lied, unspent, but exultant that he had been able to “prove” his forte to her once again, and inwardly pleased that he had perfected the art of “faking it”.
 
Reassured, they put their arms around each other, and, together, they plummeted into the dark abyss of dreamless sleep. 

 
VIKRAM KARVE  
Copyright © Vikram Karve 2011
Vikram Karve has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work.
© vikram karve., all rights reserved.

Did you like this story?
I am sure you will like the 27 stories in COCKTAIL
To order your COCKTAIL please click any of the links below:


COCKTAIL ebook

If you prefer reading ebooks on Kindle or your ebook reader, please order Cocktail E-book by clicking the links below:
AMAZON
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MGERZ6
SMASHWORDS
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/87925

© vikram karve., all rights reserved.