Showing posts with label political. Show all posts
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Friday, June 21, 2019

Events – Professional Academic Corporate etc

EVENTS 

CONFERENCE CONVENTION SEMINAR WORKSHOP UNCONFERENCE etc
ACADEMIC EVENT MANAGEMENT
A Primer
By
VIKRAM KARVE


We may classify events can in a few broad categories based on their purpose and objective: 
  1.  Leisure Events  [leisure, sport, music, recreation] 
  2.  Cultural Events [ceremonial, religious, art, heritage, and folklore]
  3.  Personal Events [weddings, birthdays, anniversaries]
  4.  Organisational Events [commercial, political, charitable, sales, product launch, trade fairs, shows, road shows etc]
  5.  Academic Events [conferences, workshops, seminars, symposium, unconference]

In this article  let me focus on Academic Events  since that is what I am most conversant with  having been an HR/Training Manager and Professor for many years in my long career  and having participated in and actively presenting papers (and also passively attended as delegate). 

As a part of my work  both in the Navy and in Academia – I have organised many Conferences, Seminars, Workshops, Symposia etc.

Of course – I have organized and participated in many other types of events as well  and may write about it subsequently.

The two main stakeholders in an academic event are the organisers – and the participants  or  delegates.

From the academic point of view  the Organisers view the event as one-way communication – a gathering where they impart information to the attendees. 

Of course  there may be other commercial motives and career ambitions as well.

The Delegates may look at the event from different points of view. 

There are a number of reasons why persons attend academic events like conferences  learning experience, enjoyment, professional networking, seeking peer group approval and prestige [by presenting their research papers] – or as a perk or reward for good performance etc.

Conference: A meeting of individuals or representatives of various bodies for the purpose of discussing and/or acting on topics of common interest or theme. 

A conference is a large event, lasting several days and attracting a large number of delegates. 

Typically a conference may attract more than a thousand delegates (1000+ delegates)

session is an unbroken period within a conference.

The plenary session is a session at which all delegates are present. 

The “Graveyard Shift” is the session immediately after lunch  when most delegates are likely to feel drowsy, have a siesta and nap off. 

poster session affords opportunity for authors of papers which are not actually presented in the conference to display posters, summaries and abstracts of their papers to delegates and stand by to discuss and answer questions. This is held during conference session breaks outside the main conference hall in the foyers and adjacent lobbies.

Convention: convention, or congress, is a gathering of greater importance than a conference, much larger in size, with a few thousand participants, with a formal agenda and programme, with the aim of formulating policy.

Seminar: A seminar is a small to medium sized event with the number of delegates ranging from 20/30 to around 100/200. 

Seminars are compact one or two day events designed to educate and inform delegates of the subject(s) of interest and discuss issues of common concern.

Symposium: A symposium is a Seminar where only a single topic or subject is discussed in an informal way encouraging inter-delegate-speaker communication and debate.

Colloquium: In a colloquium one or more experts or eminent academicians deliver lectures on a subject followed by a question and answer session. 

A colloquium is purely academic in nature.

Workshop: A workshop is a small gathering of delegates to discuss and exchange ideas on specific topics or to solve particular problems. 

It is like a symposium but more formal in nature.

Meeting: A meeting is a much smaller event  maybe involving a few executives or invitees  discussing business or a precise agenda.

Information Flow: In a symposium and workshop the flow of information is between all the participants, delegates and speakers; whereas in a seminar and colloquium the flow of information is primarily one-way from the speakers to the audience. 

Of course  in a meeting  there is more of presentation, deliberation and discussion with the aim of collective consensus and decision-making.

Clinic: A clinic is a meeting of a select group of persons with common interests, confronting and discussing real-life situations and problems, organised for the purpose of diagnosing, analysing and seeking solutions to specific problems.

Unconference: An “unconference” is a facilitated, participant-driven face-to-face conference centred on a theme or purpose.

Even at traditional conferences  the most productive moments often occur during informal networking  tête-à-tête – and discussions between the formal sessions  in tea and lunch breaks – and in the evenings over cocktails/dinner/get-togethers etc

That is what an “unconference” aims to achieve.

The cardinal premise of an “unconference” is that there are no spectators – in an “unconference”  everyone is a participant.

This sets the stage for everyone to actively contribute and is another factor in making this event so unique.

The idea of “unconference” probably emanated from the Fundamental Law of Conventional Conferences: 

“The sum of the expertise of the people in the audience is greater than the sum of expertise of the people on stage...”

The aim of an unconference is to break the barrier between the audience and the speakers on the podium. 

Members of the audience and participants write topics they are interested in on boards, consolidate the topics, and then break into discussion groups.

With the advent of the internet and increasing virtual interaction  meetings, conferencing, networking and modern forms of “formal” and “informal” web-based communication and learning technologies  the concept of “unconferencing” is more attractive than traditional conferences of the “old mould” type.

So how does one plan and organise such academic events...?

There are so many aspects and factors to be considered – topic, venue, dates, programme, speakers, papers, delegates, technology, communication, budget, accommodation, food, entertainment, PR, promotion, publication, sponsorship, commercial aspects, check-off lists… 

I will end now. 

But – more on this topic  and about other types of events  later on my blog. 

VIKRAM KARVE
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This blog post is a revised repost of my article written 25 years ago in the 1990s and posted online earlier at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2010/09/event-management-conference-seminar.html  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.com/2017/05/event-management-academic-events.html  etc 

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Humor – “Politics” in Uniform

Humor in Uniform 

There is a misconception that military personnel are not interested in politics. 

In a democracy – every citizen is entitled to vote in elections – including military personnel. 

So – even military personnel have political views – and political inclinations too

As an organisation – the military may be  “apolitical – but – as individuals – military personnel may be “political” beings – albeit with certain restrictions – military personnel cannot form/join political parties or participate openly in political activities etc. 

Here is a story from my wonderful Navy Days on “Politics” in Uniform

This story happened almost 40 years ago – in 1979/1980.

So – Dear Reader – here is some “political” humor in uniform...

“POLITICS” IN THE WARDROOM
Unforgettable Vignettes of my Glorious Navy Days
A Fictional Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE


WARDROOM ETIQUETTE – TABOO TOPICS

When I joined the Navy  I was told that certain things were not to be discussed in the Wardroom (Navy Officers’ Mess).

Firstly  Officers should not “talk shop” (about work) in the Wardroom.

Secondly  Three Topics were considered Taboo in a Navy Wardroom:

1. Religion

2. Politics

3. Women

I am sure the same was true for Army and Air Force Officers’ Messes as well – you were not supposed to talk shop” – and you were not supposed to discuss religion, politics or women in a wardroom or officers mess.

But – this was all in theory.

In practice – in actual fact  I found that things were vastly different.

On my ship  a frontline warship – and in other ships and “stone frigates” (Navy Shore Establishments) too  officers invariably “talked shop” in the wardroom – even during Pre-Lunch Drinks (PLDs) and Evening Parties.

Of the three taboo topics  the first topic – Religion – was never discussed (at least in our ships wardroom). 

Yes – Religion was never discussed in our wardroom. 

However – the third topic mentioned above – “Women” – was always a topic of great interest and discussion amongst officers – especially the younger bachelor officers. 

On my ship  with so many young strapping testosterone charged bachelors around  the third topic (women) was always a hot topic of discussion.

Our ship was based in Mumbai (then called Bombay)  and – in the 1970– in Mumbai – the Navy had a lovely laissez-faire culture. 

Yes – those glorious days of my Navy life were truly my halcyon days in the Navy. 

Guests were freely allowed on ships. 

In the Evenings – and on Sundays/Holidays  and many “smart” libidinous bachelors brought girl friends (or “fleet auxiliaries”) on board our ship  for an amorous drink in the wardroom  or a quickie in their cabins  and these “peccadilloes” were hotly discussed with great excitement by the envious sex-starved puritans  who were secretly yearning for female company.


POLITICS IN THE WARDROOM

Towards the end of 1979  General Elections were announced to be held in the first week of January 1980  and suddenly  everyone started discussing politics. 

Everyone seemed to be interested in the outcome of 1980 General Elections.

I was surprised to see the political awareness  and keen interest in the elections – among Naval Officers.

Of course  this may have been due to the political instability due to the disastrous performance of two successive shaky coalition governments since 1977 – which kept on splitting  till they collapsed  and elections were announced after 2 years.

Or maybe  this interest in politics was because we had many “politically connected” officers on board.

The father of one of the young officers was a veteran politician – and he was contesting this election too.

The brother of another officer was a politician too – and he was also contesting elections  albeit from a different party.

Many other officers evinced keen interest in current affairs and held divergent political views  which led to lively discussions.

Yes  politics was definitely discussed in the wardroom.

However  there was one officer who showed absolutely no interest in the proceedings – he seemed totally “apolitical”.

The “apolitical” officer came down to the wardroom every evening to drink. 

In fact  it seemed that he had joined the Navy to drink booze. 

Like – some people “live to eat”  this “apolitical” officer he “lived to drink”.

While everyone was engrossed in animated “political discussions”  he would sit disinterestedly in the corner downing peg after peg of Scotch whisky.

Voting day was in the first week of the coming January (January 1980) 

And  as the elections approached  some of us got our postal ballots  and we quickly voted and dispatched our postal votes to the respective returning officers – but – some of us did not get our postal ballots (or got them too late after counting was over).

Outside – in the civilian world  political temperatures were getting heated up  and inside the wardroom too  there took place rousing political discussions  stimulated by the imbibing of enormous amounts of alcohol.

Of course  our “apolitical” officer shipmate kept aloof. 

The “apolitical” officer remained indifferent to the political goings on  despite imbibing even greater amounts of alcohol than the “political” officers. 

Yes – we noticed that the “apolitical” officer was drinking more booze than usual. 

Maybe – the “apolitical” officer was getting irritated by the incessant political discussions going on the wardroom – and he was drinking more whisky to soothe his irritation – to dissolve his exasperation in alcohol.

At last  voting took place.

The next day  counting of votes began. 

(Those days – they had single day elections – and – votes were counting the next day) 

Since they used paper ballots those days – the counting process was slow – and – the early trends started coming in only by late afternoon – and – it was only in the late evening that the first hints of the political picture would start to emerge. 

In the evening  carrying our whisky-topped hip-flasks in our pockets  we trooped down to the Indian Express Building at Nariman Point – to watch the election results unfold.

Late at night  it became clear that Indira Gandhi was heading for a massive victory.

(Her party  Congress (I)  would win 353 of the 542 seats)

Most of us were happy – because now  there would be a stable government for 5 years.

The two “politically connected” officers were happy too – their relatives  father and brother respectively  both had won in the elections too.

A celebration was called for  so the wardroom bar was opened the moment we returned back onboard at around midnight.

The “whiff” of the wardroom bar being opened mysteriously reached the “apolitical” officer sleeping in his cabin  and he joined us in a jiffy  topping up his glass with whisky to celebrate.

“There was so much political excitement going on during these elections – and you were totally disinterested in the elections...” someone said to the “apolitical” officer.

“Actually I was worried...” he said.

“Worried...? You were worried...? About the elections...?” we asked, puzzled.

The “apolitical” officer took a gulp of whisky  and he said to us: 

I was worried about my booze. The previous guy was a prohibitionist – he even wanted to stop booze in the Defence Services – and – give us Dry Fruits in lieu of Liquor. I am happy he has lost the elections – at least the new guys who have won will let booze flow freely. Come on. Cheers. Drink up. The next round of drinks is on me...”

VIKRAM KARVE
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2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Friday, March 10, 2017

Humor in Uniform – Politics in the Wardroom

Humor in Uniform 

The “election season reminds me of this story from my Navy Days. 

So – Dear Reader – here is some “political” humor in uniform...

“POLITICS” IN THE WARDROOM
Unforgettable Vignettes of my Glorious Navy Days
A Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE


WARDROOM ETIQUETTE – TABOO TOPICS

When I joined the Navy  I was told that certain things were not to be discussed in the Wardroom (Navy Officers’ Mess).

Firstly  Officers should not “talk shop” (about work) in the Wardroom.

Secondly  Three Topics were considered Taboo in a Navy Wardroom:

1. Religion

2. Politics

3. Women

I am sure the same was true for Army and Air Force Officers’ Messes as well – you were not supposed to talk shop” – and you were not supposed to discuss religion, politics or women in a wardroom or officers mess.

But this was all in theory.

In actual fact  I found that things were vastly different.

On my ship  and in other ships and shore establishments too  officers invariably “talked shop” in the wardroom – even during PLDs and Parties.

Of the three taboo topics  the first – Religion – was never discussed (at least in my ships wardroom).

On my ship  with so many young strapping testosterone charged bachelors around  the third topic (women) was always a hot topic of discussion.

Our ship was based in Mumbai (then called Bombay)  and those were laissez faire halcyon days in the Navy – guests were freely allowed on ships  in the evenings and on holidays  and many “smart” libidinous bachelors brought girl friends (or “fleet auxiliaries”) on board ships  for an amorous drink in the wardroom  or a quickie in their cabins  and these “peccadilloes” were hotly discussed with great excitement by the envious sex-starved puritans  who were secretly yearning for female company.


POLITICS IN THE WARDROOM

Towards the end of 1979  General Elections were announced to be held in the first week of January 1980  and suddenly  everyone started discussing politics.

I was surprised to see the political awareness  and keen interest in the elections – among Naval Officers.

Of course  this may have been due to the political instability due to the disastrous performance of two successive shaky coalition governments since 1977 – which kept on splitting  till they collapsed  and elections were announced after 2 years.

Or maybe  this interest in politics was because we had many “politically connected” officers on board.

The father of one of the young officers was a veteran politician – and he was contesting this election too.

The brother of another officer was a politician too – and he was also contesting elections  albeit from a different party.

Many other officers evinced keen interest in current affairs and held divergent political views  which led to lively discussions.

Yes  politics was definitely discussed in the wardroom.

However  there was one officer who showed absolutely no interest in the proceedings – he seemed totally “apolitical”.

He came to the wardroom to drink – in fact  it seemed that he had joined the Navy to drink  and  like some people who “live to eat”  this officer “lived to drink”.

While everyone was engrossed in animated “political discussions”  he would sit disinterestedly in the corner downing peg after peg of Scotch whisky.

Voting day was in the first week of the coming January  and  as the elections approached  some of us got our postal ballots  and some did not.

Outside – in the civilian world  political temperatures were getting heated up  and inside the wardroom too  there took place rousing political discussions  stimulated by the imbibing of enormous amounts of alcohol.

Of course  our “apolitical” friend kept aloof. 

The “apolitical” officer remained indifferent to the political goings on  despite imbibing even greater amounts of alcohol than the “political” officers.

At last  voting took place.

The next day  counting of votes began. 

(Those days – they had single day elections – and – votes were counting the next day) 

Since they used paper ballots those days – the counting process was slow – and – the early trends started coming in only by late afternoon – and – it was only in the late evening that the first hints of the political picture would start to emerge. 

In the evening  carrying our whisky-topped hip-flasks in our pockets  we trooped down to the Indian Express Building at Nariman Point – to watch the election results unfold.

Late at night  it became clear that Indira Gandhi was heading for a massive victory.

(Her party  Congress (I)  would win 353 of the 542 seats)

Most of us were happy – because now  there would be a stable government for 5 years.

The two “politically connected” officers were happy too – their relatives  father and brother respectively  both had won in the elections too.

A celebration was called for  so the wardroom bar was opened the moment we returned back onboard at around midnight.

The “whiff” of the wardroom bar being opened mysteriously reached the “apolitical” officer sleeping in his cabin  and he joined us in a jiffy  topping up his glass with whisky to celebrate.

“There was so much political excitement going on during these elections – and you were totally disinterested in the elections...” someone said to the “apolitical” officer.

“Actually I was worried...” he said.

“Worried...? You were worried...?” we asked, puzzled.

The “apolitical” officer took a gulp of whisky  and he said to us: 

“I was worried about my booze. The previous guy was a prohibitionist – he even wanted to stop booze in the defence services and give dry fruits in lieu of liquor. I am happy he has lost the elections – at least the new guys who have won will let booze flow freely. Come on. Cheers. Drink up. The next round of drinks is on me...”

VIKRAM KARVE
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Disclaimer:
1. This story is a fictional spoof, satire, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is meant to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.
2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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