THE “ACTIVIST”
A
Fictional Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Circa : mid-1980’s
(On a Navy Ship)
PART 1
A CASE OF “WIFE-BEATING”
“Sir
– let me tell you that – first of all – I did not beat my wife – I don’t beat
my wife – but – suppose – even if I beat my wife – who are you to ask me about
it...? Tell me, Sir – am I beating your wife…? If I thrash my own wife – it is
my personal matter – and it’s none of anyone else’s business – especially
NWWA…” the Chief Petty Officer (CPO) said angrily to the Executive Officer
(XO).
Observing
that the situation was getting out of control – I said to the CPO:
“Carry
on, Chief…”
[A CPO (Chief Petty Officer) is
colloquially addressed as “Chief” in the Navy – and – the command “Carry on,
Chief” (or “Dismissed”) meant that I was ordering the Sailor to go away)
The
CPO looked at me – and he said smartly to me:
“Aye,
Aye, Sir…”
Then
– the CPO put on his cap – he saluted the XO – and he walked out of the XO’s
cabin.
The
XO looked at me angrily – he seemed furious at my intervention.
He
marched me up to the Captain.
After
hearing the XO’s diatribe against me – the Captain looked at me with
questioning eyes.
I
remained silent.
So –
the Captain asked me:
“Do
you have anything to say…? Why did you rudely interrupt the XO when he was
speaking to your Chief…?”
“Sir
– I prevented an aggravated offence – my Chief is a “hot-headed” guy – and –
the XO was unnecessarily taunting him…” I said, “Sir – please tell me – why
should we be concerned about a sailor’s personal life…?”
The
Captain looked at me and said:
“Well
– to be frank – as long as they are doing their job well on board my ship – I don’t
give a tinker’s damn about the personal lives of my officers and sailors – but
– you must remember – now – we are in the “East” – we are no longer based in
Bombay – now – we are in Vizag – here – things are different…”
(Those days – in the 1980’s – Mumbai was
known as Bombay – and – Vizag is the colloquial name for Visakhapatnam)
Our
Captain was right – those days – in the 1980’s – there was a huge cultural
difference between the “Working” Naval Command (WNC) – and – the
“Entertainment” Naval Command (ENC) – and – of course – the “Sleeping” Naval
Command (SNC) had an altogether different culture.
“Sir
– what should we do about this NWWA letter…?” the XO asked the Captain.
(NWWA was an acronym for Navy Wives Welfare
Association – the new “welfare oriented” avatar of erstwhile Naval Officers
Wives Association (NOWA) – which was purely a Social Organization)
“What
to do with the NWWA letter…? Simple – throw the bloody letter out of the
porthole and forget about it. Don’t you know “Porthole Strategy”…?” the Captain
said to the XO.
“Sir
– he has already done “porthole strategy” to the first letter – this letter is
a reminder…” the XO said, pointing at me.
“Okay.
File the letter – and forget about it…” the Captain said, giving me the NWWA letter.
After
he gave me the letter – the Captain looked at us – and he said:
“Come
on – guys – let’s not waste time on such trivial issues – we are sailing
tomorrow for an important “operational exercise”. I hope you are ready…?” the
Captain said – looking particularly at me.
“Yes,
Sir…” I said.
We –
the XO and Me – we saluted the Captain – then – we exited from cabin – and – as
we walked towards the XO’s cabin – I apologized to the XO:
“Sir
– I am sorry…
The
XO said to me:
“It’s
okay – you did the right thing by asking the sailor to go away. I suggest you
advise your sailor to “keep-off” his wife tonight. Tomorrow we sail out. And – by
the time we return – hopefully this issue will be forgotten…”
Of
course – I didn’t talk to my Chief Petty Officer (CPO) – it was none of my
business to interfere in his personal life.
Next
morning – we sailed out for the operational exercise – my CPO’s professional
performance was excellent – and our ship did very well in all the evolutions.
Then
– after the exercise – we sailed away on a cruise.
Story to be continued in Part 2…
VIKRAM KARVE
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