Humor in Uniform
NAVY DAY and NAVY WEEK
(Navy Perspective versus Sailor’s Perspective)
Ramblings of a Retired Navy Veteran
A Fictional Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE
NAVY DAY and NAVY WEEK – The Navy Perspective
Every year – the 4th of December – is observed as NAVY DAY by the Indian Navy.
In the Indian Navy – the Navy Day celebrations actually extend across the entire week in which the Navy Day falls – and this week is called the NAVY WEEK.
The Navy Week celebrations are held mainly at Mumbai – and on a smaller scale in other Naval Stations like Visakhapatnam, Kochi, Goa etc – and in landlocked New Delhi too.
In Mumbai – the Navy Week Celebrations culminate with “Beating the Retreat” Ceremony at Gateway of India – and the grand finale is the spectacular Navy Ball at the end of the week on Saturday.
During the Navy Week the Navy tries to showcase its capabilities to the civilian public by holding a series of combat demonstrations, live displays, parade drills and events like band concerts.
Sometimes – Naval Families, Navy Veterans and prominent citizens are taken out for a day at sea to observe “shop window” exercises which demonstrate salient aspects of the navy at sea.
In a nutshell – as far as the Navy is concerned – the Aim of Navy Day and Navy Week is to showcase the Navy to Civilian Citizens (and VIPs/VVIPs)
NAVY DAY and NAVY WEEK – A Sailor’s Perspective
This happened many years ago – in the 1970’s.
A few weeks before Navy Week – responsibilities were allocated to various ships – and our ship was required to present the “continuity drill” display to be held at the Gateway of India
The sailors on our ship started their drill practice one month earlier – and they practised very hard at least twice a day – even when the ship was at sea.
As Navy Day approached – the sailors rehearsed day and night for the “continuity drill” display to be held at the Gateway of India during Navy Week.
A “continuity drill” is a most precise and difficult parade drill since the entire parade drill sequence and movements are to be performed without any words of command.
That is why it requires rigorous practice and repeated rehearsals before it can be perfected.
The sailors were practising without break for over a month – during working hours – and also in off-working hours – including on Sundays and holidays – in order to perfect the continuity drill.
The sailors’ long hours of painstaking efforts paid off.
The “continuity drill” event was a great success.
The Navy Top Brass congratulated our Captain on the excellent performance of our ship’s sailors.
After the event – I came across one of my newly recruited sailors who had taken part in the continuity drill.
I congratulated the young sailor on his performance and I asked him:
“Do you know why Navy Day and Navy Week are celebrated...?”
“To impress the Civilians...” the sailor said.
“What...?” I asked surprised.
The sailor looked at me and said:
At first – I was surprised – and taken aback by the sailor’s answer.
Then – I saw that there was wisdom in what the raw young sailor had said.
The entire Navy – all of us – were slogging away for weeks – to put up a show for civilians.
Yes – we uniformed Navy Officers and Sailors were desperately trying to impress civilians – the same civilians who frankly did not give a tinker’s damn about us – although they seemed to be enjoying the spectacle we were putting up for them.
I remember a friend of mine – who was in-charge of organizing Navy Week Activities – heave a sigh of relief once it was all over.
The Naval Officer remarked in disgust:
Sometimes – I wonder whether it is worth in putting in so much extra effort to try and impress Civilians who don’t care two hoots about the Navy and Naval Sailors.
I wonder whether Civilians understand the sanctity of Navy Day and similar Military Occasions, Parades, Combat Demonstrations, Ceremonial Events and Displays...?
Or – whether they treat them as spectacular extravaganzas and gala spectacles for entertainment and enjoyment...?
Be that as it may – do spare a thought for our Navy Personnel on Navy Day – and during the Navy Week.
Today – on the occasion of NAVY DAY – do think of all the Navy Sailors slogging it out on Ships and Submarines guarding the Oceans, Seas and Coastlines – so that you can sleep in peace.
Rather than trying to impress Civilians – how about trying to “impress” our Sailors on Navy Day...?
WISH YOU HAPPY NAVY DAY
VIKRAM KARVE
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