Remembering “Daddy” on his 10th death anniversary

Remembrance – Brigadier Pratap Dattatraya Joshi (6.3.1932 - 22.9.2008)

Today is the 22nd of September 2018 – the 10^th death anniversary of my late father-in-law Brigadier Pratap Dattatraya Joshi who we affectionately called “Daddy”. 

How time flies...!!! 

He passed away in the early hours of 22 September 2008.

Ten years have passed since the inimitable Pratap Dattatraya Joshi left for his heavenly abode. 

Lest we forget him – on this day – his 10^th death anniversary – let me sound the “Last Post” once again.

As a token of my remembrance – here is the obituary “LAST POST” that I wrote for him when he left us for his heavenly abode on the 22nd of September 2008.

LAST POST

Obituary

Brigadier Pratap Dattatraya Joshi  (6.3.1932 - 22.9.2008)

In the early hours of the 22^nd of September 2008, Pratap Dattatraya Joshi, breathed his last, and departed for his heavenly abode, at the Deenanath Mangeshkar Hospital in Pune.

Pratap Joshi was an epitome of simple living and high thinking. 

Born on the 6^th of March 1932, he imbibed sterling values from his father, DP Joshi, a Teacher and Scout, a legend in his lifetime.

Brigadier PD Joshi was a product of the prestigious First Course of the National Defence Academy (NDA – or 1^st JSW – as he liked to call it – then located in Dehradun).

Brigadier PD Joshi was certainly not the archetypal pompous hard-drinking handlebar-moustachioed high-falutin “Colonel Blimp” type of Army Officer.

He was not an elitist snob, but a simple honest patriotic professional who believed in grassroot soldiering. 

He was a simple, down-to-earth, Spartan, unassuming, dedicated, sincere, patriotic, scrupulously honest, erudite person possessing a golden heart filled with humility and compassion. 

Throughout his distinguished career spanning 37 years, and even thereafter, he spread happiness, benevolence and goodwill owing to his cheerful disposition, kind-hearted nature and inimitable sense of humour.

Forever young at heart – Pratap Joshi did not suffer from the Auld Lang Syne Complex. 

After retirement – unlike most retired “faujis” – he never lived in the past, languishing and brooding about the “good old days” – but he moved on with exceptional enthusiasm and childlike zeal to his new loves – music and social work.

Starting from the scratch – he studied classical music with sheer dedication, resolute grit and passionate zest for many years till he was bestowed with the prestigious post graduate degree of Sangeet Alankar. 

Then he taught music to one and all, free of cost – making special efforts to teach the needy and underprivileged.

Travelling extensively – and roughing it out in the heart of the mofussil – to rural and far flung regions – he made a significant social contribution to enhancing primary education in backward areas, as the Chief Trustee of the Natu Foundation Educational Trust. 

He eagerly contributed his expertise to Jnana Prabodhini and for improving the efficiency of Hospitals.

Pratap Joshi loved animals, especially dogs. 

He always had pet dogs, and showered his unconditional love on them and all the dogs that he came across in the neighbourhood, pet and stray. 

It was distressing to see Dolly desperately searching for him soon after he had gone away from us forever. 

We shall always remember the love with which he snuggled and cuddled Sherry, our pet dog – a “Doberman-X” girl – when she was a baby.

(Sadly – Sherry also passed away to her heavenly abode in December 2014)

Pratap Joshi had a genuine zest for living – and he enjoyed every moment of his life – indulging himself in his favourite foods, movies, travel, music etc

If he liked to do something – he did it – anything he liked – without caring for what others would think.

He laughed – and he made others laugh.

I first met Pratap Joshi in March 1982 – and he left such a lasting impression on me that I became his fan ever since. 

He was my father-in-law – more like a loving father who I could count on to stand by me, advise and inspire me, in happiness and in adversity – and I shall forever cherish every moment I shared with him. 

My son, a seafarer, was his favourite grandchild, the apple of his eye. 

It was a pity he could not be with his beloved grandfather during his last moments in September 2008 – as he was sailing on the high seas.  

Such are the tragedies and travesties of life, and death.

We will miss you dearly “Daddy”. 

You lived your life to its fullest and loved all of us from the bottom of your heart. 

We are sure you will shower us with your blessings from your heavenly abode. 

You were a noble and virtuous man who always did good to everyone you met and wherever you went. 

Pratap Dattatraya Joshi  (6.3.1932 - 22.9.2008) – RIP.

May His Soul Rest in Peace.

VIKRAM KARVE

Obituary First Posted on 22 September 2008 in this Blog at url link: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2008/09/pratap-joshi-rip-remembrance.html

Humor on Uniforms

Sometime ago – I heard a young Army Officer commenting that the increasing “colour” on camouflage dress – especially by senior officers – was defeating the very purpose of camouflage.

This reminded me of a spoof I had written sometime back titled “Peacocks” in Uniform 

Dear Reader: 

Here is the spoof, once more, for you to read, have a laugh and ponder over...

“PEACOCKS” IN UNIFORM

A Fictional Spoof

By

VIKRAM KARVE

Almost 3 years ago – in January 2015 – I was invited to deliver a “guest lecture” at IAT Pune (now renamed DIAT/MILIT) – a prestigious inter-service training institution.

I was delighted to meet a Commodore – with whom I had served earlier – and who was once a student of mine – at this very same institution – 33 years ago – in the mid 1980’s.

He was wearing Navy Blue Combat Uniform (Dress No. 10) – instead of the customary Navy Whites (Uniform No. 8/8A) – which we normally wore at IAT during our time.

This wearing of combat dress was quite strange – since IAT Pune was an academic training institution – far removed from combat.

Probably – the only “combat” that we had seen in IAT were the “ego battles” between defence officers and civilian scientists – and the internecine “turf wars“ between the 3 wings of the defence services.

I looked at the Commodore in blue combat uniform. 

Something seemed odd.

I was startled to see jarring “golden stars” on his collars.

I had never seen commissioned Naval Officers wear “collar tabs”.

(Long ago – till the late 1970’s – in the Navy – Master Chief Petty Officers (MCPOs) wore “collar insignia” – which were subsequently changed to “shoulder tabs”).

I was – therefore – quite surprised to see the flashy oversized golden collar tabs – which looked garish and totally incongruous on naval uniform.

In fact – these ostentatious golden collar stars looked most ridiculous and gaudy on blue combat uniform.

When I asked the Commodore about this new piece of jazzy collar accoutrement – he said that golden collar stars for Commodores and Admirals had been recently introduced on the First of January 2015 (01 Jan 2015).

I was happy to note that the LAW OF TRIVIALITY was still very much in action in the Defence Services. 

Instead of tackling urgent complex operational, material, technological, systemic and human resource problems faced by the Defence Services – or – instead of resolving issues pertaining to Military Veterans like OROP (One Rank One Pension) and ECHS Healthcare etc – the Defence “Top Brass” were devoting their energies to trivial issues like embellishing uniforms with “stars” to show off their ranks. 

Yes – isn’t it amusing...? 

Instead of tackling the Urgent and Important Complex Operational Problems, Equipment Obsolescence and Human Resource Issues faced by the Defence Services – I wondered why the Military “Top Brass” was focusing on “Fashion Design”...? 

The “Top Brass” seemed to be devoting their energies to “Trivial Issues” like Embellishing, Decorating and adding “Colour” to Military Uniforms with all types of decorative “insignia” “stars” “badges” “tabs” “emblems” and gaudy colourful accoutrements to show off their ranks – just like “peacocks” show off their plumage.

(If you have been following the news – you will know that there is a great obsession with “stars” in the Army – with Generals displaying their “stars” at the most imaginative places – and it looks like this “star virus” has affected the Navy too).

Since independence – if anything has changed the most in the defence services – it is military uniforms.

Yes – the “ornamental” and showy uniforms the defence services wear today bear little resemblance to the simple military-like uniforms of the 1950’s.

This increasing penchant for frequently changing uniforms and enhancing ornamentation of military regalia (by introducing new badges/accoutrements/adornments etc) bears testimony to the fact that “The Law of Triviality” is proliferating in the Armed Forces.

I have discussed The Law of Triviality earlier in my blog and I have given the link to the article at the end of this article.

Now – let us talk a bit about “Peacocks” in Uniform.

A few days ago – a veteran army officer remarked that today’s uniforms look most “peacockish”. 

This prompted me to delve into my Humor in Uniform archives and pull out this article on FRIDAY DRESSING which I had written more than three years ago – on 13 June 2014.

“FRIDAY DRESSING” – “CEREMONIAL” COMBAT UNIFORM

During my visit to IAT Pune – I saw Colonel “X” – all “decked up” – in his “combat uniform” 

I remembered a story from CATCH-22 – the all time classic satirical war novel by Joseph Heller.

A memorandum on “appropriate military attire in combat areas” is issued by General Peckem (who is in charge of “Special Services” which includes everything except combat). 

Yes – General Peckem is in charge of “Special Services”. 

“Special Services” include everything except Combat – maybe the Army feels that there is nothing “Special” about warfighting and combat. 

So – Combat is considered a “General Service”.

General Peckem recommends that all aircrew be sent into combat in full-dress ceremonial uniform – so that they will make a good impression on the enemy when they are shot down. 

Now – coming back to my story – when I saw Colonel “X” who looked like a “riot of colour” in his dazzling camouflage “combat uniform” – with his red and gold collar tabs – rows of colourful medal ribbons – numerous gaudy badges and emblems of all sizes and shapes adorning both sides of his chest and arms – accoutrements and ornamental regalia embellishing the impressive fabric imprinted with attractive camouflage design – it seemed to be more of a fashionable ceremonial uniform – rather than a simple utilitarian combat uniform.

All “decked up” in his “combat uniform” – Colonel “X” looked like a “Peacock”.

“Why are you wearing such a flashy uniform...?” I asked Colonel “X”.

“This is our “combat uniform”...” Colonel “X” said.

“I know that camouflage dress your combat uniform – but why you wearing this uniform in an tri-service-cum-civilian training institution like IAT – there is no combat going on here – except the perpetual “combat” between Uniformed Service Officers and Civilian Scientists...” I quipped.

“We have to wear combat dress on Fridays...” Colonel “X” said.

“Oh – so it is like the “Friday Dressing” they have in the corporate sector...” I said.

Earlier – in some offices like Naval Headquarters (NHQ) and inter-service establishments – we had a “Mufti Day” on Fridays – where you could wear “civvies” (civilian clothes) to office on Fridays.

We used to dress casually – and wear open collar tucked-in shirts – or tucked-out bush shirts – or safari suits – and feel relaxed.

I believe that later some “killjoy” Admiral (like General Peckem of Catch-22) – he made wearing of neckties compulsory – and he destroyed the “casual” joy of Friday dressing.

To get back to the subject of combat uniform – I remember that in the Navy we had a simple combat uniform called Dress No. 10 – comprising sober looking greyish-khaki coloured shirt and trousers made of cotton.

In order to ensure that the uniform was fire-resistant and non-inflammable – there were no synthetic or metallic accoutrements – no ribbons, no badges, no belt, even no name tallies (the names and action stations were written by black marking ink on the cotton fabric).

Sometime in the 1980’s – this simple and most apt Khaki coloured pure cotton uniform – suitable for the tropics – was changed to blue colour – light blue shirt and navy blue trouser (maybe to imitate the Royal Navy).

I remember a hilarious episode when our ship returned from a long operational deployment – and everyone on our ship was dressed in Khaki No. 10’s.

Sailors on most alongside ships and shore establishments were dressed in the new Blue No. 10’s – about which we did not have a clue.

We were rudely told that we were “out of rig” – and we were asked to get the new pattern Blue No. 10 uniforms stitched fast.

Soon – everyone started using terry-cot fabric instead of pure cotton – and then – accouterments like name tallies, medal ribbons, badges and emblems, blue belts made of synthetic material and metallic crested buckles were added. 

The result was that the uniform was no longer fire resistant and neither was it non-inflammable.

Soon – everyone started wearing this blue uniform everywhere instead of white No. 8/8A – probably because blue uniform was easier to maintain than white uniform – which had to be washed daily.

The earlier Khaki Cotton No. 10 Uniform was worn only while working on ships (below decks). 

But now – the new blue terry-cot/polyester uniform is worn both afloat (on upperdecks) – and ashore too – even in comfortable offices in Headquarters and Stone Frigates (Shore Based Naval Organisations).

Someone told me – that like they do in the Army – you now have “Friday Dressing” in the NHQ at New Delhi too – with sailors trying to outdo the pongos in wearing “ceremonial combat uniform”.

It won’t be long before the Air Force joins the bandwagon of “Friday Dressing” too (unless they already have)

By the way – the Indian Air Force too used to wear Khaki uniform till the 1980’s – and then they changed over to Blue – maybe to imitate the RAF.

Can some Military Veteran please enlighten us:

What is the need for “ceremonial” combat uniform...?

Shouldn’t “combat uniforms” be “combat-worthy”...? 

Doesn’t so much of “colour” on “camouflage uniform” defeat the very purpose of camouflage dress...? 

Why is there an increasing tendency to “show off” with so much regalia on daily wear working uniforms...?

Why not keep uniforms simple like the Navy Dress No. 8 (white half-sleeved shirt and shorts without any medal ribbons, badges, emblems and paraphernalia)...?

Shouldn’t Military Uniforms have “utility value” rather than “ornamental value”...?

Instead of looking “Soldierly” – why do “Faujis” – especially Senior Officers – want to strut around like “Peacocks” – looking like “Peacocks” in Uniform...?

VIKRAM KARVE

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This blog post is an combined abridged extract of my following blog posts posted online by me in my Academic and Creative Writing Journal Blog:

THE LAW OF TRIVIALITY posted at urls: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/03/humor-in-uniform-law-of-triviality.html  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/06/law-of-triviality.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/11/humor-in-uniform-law-of-triviality.html

FRIDAY DRESSING posted at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/06/humor-in-uniforms-friday-dressing.html and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/06/humor-in-uniform-peacocks-in-uniform.html 

PEACOCKS IN UNIFORM posted at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2016/06/peacocks-in-uniform-humor.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/06/humor-in-uniform-peacocks-in-uniform.html