Friday, August 21, 2015

MARRIAGE COMPATIBILITY GUIDE – How to Find Your Perfect Match

HOW TO FIND YOUR PERFECT MATCH – MARRIAGE COMPATIBILITY GUIDE

NUMEROLOGY and COMPATIBILITY
A Spoof
(Just for Fun)
By
VIKRAM KARVE

Most people say that my wife and I are the most incompatible couple they have ever met. 

Many of our friends and relatives wonder how we have managed to stay married together for more than 33 years.

Even our children are surprised as to how two individuals with such contrasting temperaments can remain together for so long. 

The fact that my wife and I have lived together for over 33 years implies that  though outwardly it may not seem so  inwardly  there must be some mysterious hidden compatibility between me and my wife.

Sometimes  you have a fact of life before you that defies rational logic – like the fact that we remain married for more than 33 years  whereas  logically  a terribly incompatible couple like us should have split-up long back.

So  you have to work backwards  to try to find some reason to substantiate and “validate this incomprehensible fact – and try to justify the inconsistency

I call this reverse logic or ex post facto justification

As I said  we  my wife and I  are a terribly incompatible couple.

Yet  our marriage has lasted for more than 33 years. 

Therefore  I had to find some reason for this mystery.

That is why I took solace in numerology. 

And  hey presto  I was able to “prove” that we  my wife and I  are indeed compatible” (at least on paper).

Dear Reader: Have a look at the Pythagorean Numerology Table below:





Now let us use this Pythagorean Numerological Table.

Let’s calculate the numerological value of my name VIKRAM 

(4+9+2+9+1+4 = 29 = 2+9 = 11 = 1+1 = 2

My numerological value is 2

Now  let’s compute the numerological value of my wife’s name POORNIMA 

(7+6+6+9+5+9+4+1 = 47 = 4+7 = 11 = 1+1 = 2)

Hey  my wife’s numerological value is also 2

The numerological values of both our names is the same. 

My number is 2 

My wife’s number is also 2

It is a Perfect Match 

No wonder we are such a perfect match – at least from the numerology point of view – so now we can “justify our long married life.


WHAT TO DO ON YOUR FIRST DATE

Are you married..? 

Are you planning to get married..? 

Are you in love..? 

Are you in a relationship..? 

Are you dating someone..? 

Are you thinking of getting into a relationship with someone...?

Just check out your mutual numerological compatibility. 

Now you know what to do on your first date now  don’t you...?

Maybe it is a good idea to have some fun.

Check out your numerological compatibility – with your spouse  your friends  your loved ones  your boss  your colleagues  or anyone with whom you are planning a close relationship. 

Just use the simple Pythagorean Table above  and compute the numerological value of your names. 


NUMEROLOGICAL HARMONY

If you have a perfect match”  it’s great. 

But suppose you do not have a perfect match.

No problem.

Do not worry if your numerological values are not identical (perfect match).

You can always hope for harmony in numerological values.

Even if the numerological values are in harmony (one value divisible by the other) – it is a sign of excellent compatibility. 

For example  if the husband’s numerological value is 3  and the wife’s value comes out to be a multiple of 3 like 6 or 9 (or vice versa)  then they are in “harmony

So  if you find out that your marriage “rocks be happy  tell your spouse and celebrate.

And  if your numerological values just do not match (inharmonious combinations like 2 and 7 or 3 and 8 or 4 and 9) – just don’t worry.

When in doubt  there is no harm in using means to justify the end.

Try out some other numerology system  like Chaldean, Indian, Arabic, Chinese, Hebrew, African, even Abracadabra  there are so many numerology tables, charts and calculators available. 

Keep trying all permutations and combinations  till you discover your mutual compatibility. 

And then  you can “validate your marital compatibility  and be happy. 

That is the trick scientists do while doing “research”.

You just keep on trying all permutations and combinations  till you find a “justification” for your hypothesis”.


DISCOVER YOUR MUTUAL COMPATIBILITY

Dear Reader: You can easily “discover” your “compatibility” with any person you want to by using this simple numerological method. 

Use this technique to convince your loved one about how “mutually compatible” you two are. 

Maybe  this will enhance your romance. 

Try it with your boss and colleagues too. 

Maybe  it will improve interpersonal relationships at work.

But here is a caveat.

Please do not use numerology as an excuse to “dump” someone.

Now – that is unethical  and just not done. 

And  Hey  please do not take this too seriously – I told you right at the beginning that all this is just for fun...!

VIKRAM KARVE
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Disclaimer:
1. This article is a spoof, satire, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is meant to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.
2. While you can use numerology for fun – please do your due diligence in real life – since – to the best of my knowledge – numerology has no scientific basis. 
3. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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