Appetizing Kiss and Sexy Dish – a Story and a Recipe

I am feeling “Hungry”. 

So – let me dig deep into my creative writing archives – and pull out this delicious article I wrote long long back – more than 15 years ago – a story  – followed by a mouthwatering recipe.

This article features in my Foodie Book APPETITE FOR A STROLL too ...

Enjoy the Appetizing Kiss with a Sexy Dish ...

APPETIZING KISS and SEXY DISH

A Story and A Recipe

By

VIKRAM KARVE

 

There is a thing called PERCEPTION. 

Do you know what the word “perception” means? 

It is all in the mind.

First I will tell you a story. 

And then I will feed you a delicious snack.

First – Food for the Mind – and then – Food for the Body

So, Dear Reader, read on – the story and the recipe.

APPETIZING KISS

Eggs – Vodka – and – a Kiss (a story)

Long back – I heard this interesting story – a folktale – surely apocryphal – about eggs, vodka and a kiss.

 

Tamerlane’s wife started to build a magnificent palace for him as a surprise, while he was away at the wars, but when she got word of his imminent return, one arch, the victory arch, the “Arc de Triomphe” still remained unfinished.

She went directly to the architect and begged him to hurry but the architect told her he would complete the work in time only if she gave him a kiss.

“One kiss – one single kiss – just one kiss – that’s all I want from you – and I will build the most magnificent triumphal arch in the world,” the architect said to her.

 

Tamerlane’s wife was not only very beautiful and very virtuous, but also very clever.

She went to the market – bought a basket of eggs – boiled them hard – and stained them a dozen different colours.

She called the architect to the palace – showed him the basket – and told him to choose any egg he liked – and eat it.

 

He took a red egg and ate it.

 

“What does it taste like?” she asked.

 

“Like an egg. It tastes like an egg,” he said.

 

“Eat another,” she said.

 

He took a green egg.

 

“What does that taste like?” she asked.

 

“It tastes like an egg, just like the red egg,” he answered.

 

“Try another,” she said.

 

He ate a purple egg.

 

“How does it taste?” she asked.

 

“Like an egg. One egg tastes just the same as any other egg,” he said intrigued by all this.

 

“There you are!” she said, “Each of these eggs looks different – but they all taste the same. It’s the same with a kiss. So you may kiss any one of my serving women that you like but you must leave me alone.”

 

“Very well,” said the architect. But soon he came back to her and this time he was carrying a tray with two bowls on it, and you would have thought the bowls were all full of water.

 

“Drink from each of these bowls,” he said.

 

She took a drink from the first bowl – then she drank from the second bowl – and when she drank from the third bowl – she coughed and spluttered.

Yes – Tamerlane’s wife went into a fit of coughing when she took a mouthful from the third bowl – because it contained vodka, not water.

 

“See,” the architect said, “This vodka and that water both look alike but each tastes quite different, isn’t it? It is the same with love – all love may look the same but each love is different!”

 

Primed by the Vodka in her veins – Tamerlane’s wife kissed the architect on the mouth.

The moment the kiss was over – the architect rushed back to the palace and finished the triumphal arch – and – on the same day – the victorious Tamerlane rode back with his army and banners and his cages full of captive kings.

Tamerlane was impressed with the magnificent palace – especially the grand victory arch – and he lavishly rewarded the architect.

But – when Tamerlane went to congratulate his wife – she turned away from him – because no woman returns to the harem after she has tasted vodka.

And what happened to her and the architect – well that’s another story...! 

 

SEXY DISH

Sexy Eggs (recipe)

 

Now – Dear Reader – here is the scrumptious mouth-watering Recipe – which embodies the essence of the story:

 

The recipe for SEXY EGGS 

Now let’s talk of eggs.

In the story we had boiled eggs which looked different but tasted the same.

Now – I am going to tell you how to make boiled eggs that look the same but taste different (just like the water and the vodka in the story).

 

And talking of vodka and eggs, apart from vodka, this snack goes very well with rum-pani, whiskey-soda, chilled beer. 

You can take my word for it for in the good old days when I loved to drink this was my favourite cocktail snack which I prepared when I called people over and was appreciated (sadly – I am teetotaller now)

 

Hard-boil as many eggs as you want [at least two per person], plunge into cold running water to cool rapidly, and shell smoothly. 

Carefully and very delicately cut each egg lengthwise into two halves. 

Remove the yolks carefully.

Mash the yolks into a paste.

Season with a pinch of salt, pepper and red chilly powder, and keep aside.

 

Now, comes the interesting part.

Take some kheema [mince meat] and boil it in water along with finely chopped onions, a piece of dalchini [cinnamon], tejpatta [Bay Leaves], a few lavangs [cloves] and peppercorns [kali mirch dana], badi and choti Elaichi [cardamom], a few cloves of garlic, strips of ginger, one or two fresh green chillies and a bit of salt.

Cook on slow fire [to facilitate absorbing of the flavour and aroma of the spices] till the meat is well-cooked, tender and dry.

Now, divide the cooked mixture into two.

In half the kheema, blend in a bit of mashed yolk paste and as per your taste add salt, garam masala, coriander powder, cumin powder, tandoori masala, red chilly powder [depending on how spicy you like it] and grind in a mixer into a smooth paste. 

In a flat bottom pan, heat oil, fry fine onion strips till translucent, add finely chopped tomato, then the spicy kheema paste and deep fry till it turns nice and brown and the oil begins to separate.

Take the other half of the kheema and fry it the same way with everything else, but without adding the mashed egg yolks. Put in all the ingredients mentioned above except the mashed egg yolks.

 

You now have two non-vegetarian fillings ready.

 

Now use your imagination and prepare a few more non-vegetarian and vegetarian fillings both with and without the mashed egg yolk paste.

 

Here are some ideas:

 

Mayonnaise, cooked chopped fish, salt and pepper. 

Mayonnaise, chopped peanuts, salt, chilly powder or mustard paste.
 

Soft Butter, Cheese, Chilly, Pepper and Salt or so many combinations of spiced up cheese with finely chopped green chillies and tomatoes, mustard paste, and all the sauces you want to blend in.

Let your culinary imagination run wild.

 

Now carefully stuff in these delicious fillings into the cavities of the eggs in place of the removed yolks and delicately rejoin and press together the two halves so that it looks like a boiled egg.

 

Now you can either:

(a) dip these eggs in seasoned besan paste and deep fry into crisp pakoras and enjoy the appetizing snack nice and hot along with your drink

or

(b) just chill the stuffed eggs in your fridge and relish them with tomato sauce or green chutney or maybe with a yummy lip smacking dip like a tomato dip or a cheese chilly dip or a green dip which I will tell you about later.

PERCEPTION IS LIKE SEX – IT IS ALL IN THE MIND

Now pull out your Rum Paani, Whisky Soda, Chilled Beer, or just some good old Neat Vodka on the Rocks. 

Say cheers, and bash on regardless...!

 

All the eggs look the same but taste different, don’t they...? 

 

Well, Dear Reader, that, in a nutshell, is PERCEPTION :

 

Some things look the same but taste different

and

Some things look different but taste the same

 

Perception is like Sex – it is all in the mind – isn’t it?

Cheers !!!

I hope you enjoyed the Appetizing Kiss with the Sexy Dish.

VIKRAM KARVE

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Revised Version of My Article Written by Me Vikram Karve in the year 2000 and earlier posted online my creative writing blog by me Vikram Karve at url: http://creative.sulekha.com/a-story-and-a-recipe-eggs-vodka-and-a-kiss_344028_blog and http://karveeating.blogspot.in/2010/11/eggs-vodka-and-kiss-food-for-thought.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/12/an-appetizing-kiss-with-sexy-dish.html  and  http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2011/02/sexy-eggs-fiery-vodka-passionate-kiss.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2013/10/sexy-dish-appetizing-kiss-passionate.html etc

Railway Cuisine – An Extinct Food

Many people say that the Indian Railways have improved tremendously due to the initiatives of the present Railway Minister. 

Most of these changes are welcome and much appreciated by all. 

However – one change which I feel sad about is the disappearance of traditional “Railway Cuisine” – the unique Railway Food.

Here is a  revised version of an article I wrote around 12 years ago in the year 2004 on the subject (various abridged versions of my article have been carried by journals, magazines, ezines and on my blogs).

MOUTHWATERING MEMORIES OF RAILWAY FOOD

Foodie Memoirs of a Retired Veteran

By

VIKRAM KARVE 

TRAVELLING ON THE INDIAN RAILWAYS

Long ago – there was once something called “Railway Cuisine”

But now – with the advent of “standardized” foil-wrapped meals served on trains – those signature dishes of railway cuisine are a thing of the distant past.

Since my childhood I have travelled extensively by train on the Indian Railways.

My father was in the Air Force – and he was posted to distant places all over India – so we had to travel all over by train.

Later – in 1966, I was put in a boarding school near Ooty – in the Nilgiris – and twice a year – I had to make long journeys – home and back – for my vacations.

Each railway journey entailed 5 days and 4 nights of train travel.

First – there was a day’s travel down the hills – by the Nilgiri Mountain Railway (NMR).

Then – we had an overnight journey – from Mettupalayam to Madras (as Chennai was known then) – by the prestigious Blue Mountain Express (Nilgiri Express).

We then had to spend the day in Madras – and then – in the evening – we had to catch the Grand Trunk (GT) Express to New Delhi – or the Madras Howrah Mail to Calcutta (as Kolkata was known then) – both involving a journey of two nights in the train.

Finally – there was another overnight train journey to the remote station where my Dad was posted – “way up north” – or “distant north east”.

Later – I had to undergo long train journeys for vacations to and from Varanasi too – during my 5 years of engineering studies.

When I joined the Navy – in the 1970’s – most officers travelled by train – and I extensively travelled by train – on duty – and while going on leave – for most of my life during my navy days too.

In fact – in India – everyone travelled by train, except a few affluent individuals who travelled by air to and fro between big cities – there were just a few Indian Airlines flights to the handful of destinations within India – till the advent of the “Airlines Boom” which changed everything, and now air travel has become quite common.

Around 10 years ago – after the 5^th Pay Commission, I think, – all officers – civilian and military – were entitled to travel by air from the very moment they joined service – and the charm of train travel became a thing of the past. 

RAILWAY CUISINE

Around 12 years ago – in 2004 – I had written an article on my Nostalgic Memories of Railway Food which I posted later on my Foodie Blogs and Creative Writing Blogs.

This blog post was appreciated by many Foodies and Railway Fans – and later an abridged version of this article was carried by newspaper supplements.

A few days ago – I tweeted a link to this article, and enthused by the response; I am posting a complete revised version of this article below for your perusal and comments.

RAILWAY FOOD – Nostalgic Memories by VIKRAM KARVE

When I was a small boy I travelled extensively all over India by trains – and one thing I looked forward to during my journeys was the delicious food – the distinctive Railway Cuisine – served in various restaurant and dining cars on prestigious trains – and – in railway refreshment rooms.

Yes – for most of my life – I have led a nomadic lifestyle – which entailed a lot of travel – mostly by train. 

The 1960’s and 1970’s were my halcyon days of travelling by the Indian Railways – first in the Third Class (long since abolished) – then by Second Class Sleeper – and – later – by First Class and Airconditioned Class Sleeper.

Rail journeys were exciting.

You travelled twice.

First – you travelled in your mind’s eye – imagining the exciting train journey.

Then – you physically performed the actual journey by train.

First – you read a fascinating book called the Railway Timetable – or Bradshaw – which told you everything about the train and the railway stations you were going to encounter enroute on your train journey.

This fascinating book and also gave you information about the food you could anticipate on your journey – indicated by symbols in the Timetable or Bradshaw.

Do you know that if a railway station had the letters “R V N S Bk” suffixed – then it meant that it had a Restaurant (R), Vegetarian (V) and Non Vegetarian (N) Refreshment Rooms, a Tea Stall (S) and a Book Stall (Bk).

There were symbols which indicated whether a train had a Restaurant Car – a Dining Car – a Buffet Car – or a Pantry Car.

I eagerly looked forward to enjoying inimitable railway food – and for me this was the most exciting part of a train journey.

I still have vivid childhood memories of the delicious continental lunch I relished in the restaurant car of the iconic “1 Down” Calcutta Mail via Nagpur while travelling from Bombay (Mumbai) to Calcutta (Kolkata)

The year was 1963 – and – as the train chugged its way from Gondia to Dongargarh through the dense jungles of the Gondwana forests – we ate leisurely – savouring every bite – while enjoying the picturesque verdant scenery through the large open windows of the old style luxurious restaurant car.

The freshly cooked food was delicious – with that distinctive flavour of “railway cuisine” – and the meal was tastefully served on crockery and cutlery embossed with the symbols of the South Eastern Railway.

I ate roast chicken – my father had fish and chips – and my mother preferred the Indian Style Vegetarian Thali Meal.

There were a variety of items on the menu – Indian and Continental – and the food was served fresh and piping hot.

We ate unhurriedly in relaxed ambiance.

It was a one hour run from Gondia (where we had boarded the restaurant car) to Dongargarh – where we had to get off the restaurant car and go back to our coach – but – even if you did not finish your meal by then – you could always get off the next station – which arrived after 30 minutes.

Those days most trains were not vestibuled – so suitable halts were provided for passengers to enter and leave Restaurant and Dining Cars.

I think the Calcutta Mail Restaurant Car (operated by South Eastern Railway) had the best menu – a variety of meals, snacks and the choicest of a la carte dishes – and even an impressive English Style full Tea Service albeit in typical Railway Pattern thick white crockery.

Today – if you travel by this celebrated train (renamed Mumbai Howrah Mail) – or for that matter – if you travel by any other train – you will have to eat cold insipid characterless “sanitized” foil-packed standardized “assembly line meals” in claustrophobic environs of your berth.

Restaurant Cars have disappeared.

Your bland “standardized menu” food is now pre-cooked and packed in a Pantry Car – or picked up at a “Base Catering Station”.

But – in those glorious days of yesteryear – most prestigious trains – especially in the central, western and northern parts of India – had restaurant and dining cars – run with pride and élan – each proudly serving its own distinctive cuisine and signature dishes.

The Frontier Mail (now renamed Golden Temple Mail) had a deluxe restaurant car run by the Western Railway which served inimitable dishes of a variety of cuisines – continental food being its forte – and I have fond mouthwatering memories of delicious dining as the magnificent train sped past the plains and deserts towards Delhi.

And – how can I forget those piping hot nourishing cutlets, baked beans on toast, and delicious omelettes in the Restaurant Car of the magnificent Deccan Queen – looking out of the windows at the magnificent picturesque spectacle of the lights of Khopoli twinkling far down below from the misty Western Ghats.

The Mumbai Pune Deccan Queen is still the pride of the Central Railway – but I do not know whether there still exists the Restaurant Car – or whether it has been replaced by a Pantry Car.

Yes – those days – the Central Railway ran a superb Restaurant Car on the Deccan Queen – and I still cannot forget the wholesome breakfast comprising cornflakes, eggs to order, fresh crisp buttered toast and tea which I enjoyed on my way from Poona (Pune) to Bombay (Mumbai) – and the scrumptious fish and chips or yummy baked beans on toast I hungrily devoured on my way back in the evening enjoying the magnificent picturesque spectacle of the lights of Khopoli twinkling far down below while the Deccan Queen chugged up the misty Western Ghats.

Whereas Restaurant Cars served a variety of a la carte dishes – as well as standard fixed-menu meals – Dining Cars primarily served meals.

The Grand Trunk (GT) Express had a Dining Car operated by the Southern Railway which served South Indian Thali Meals – but this was quite a run-of-the-mill dining car – as was the rather unimpressive dining car of the Kalka Delhi Howrah which got detached at Mughal Sarai.

Some Metre Gauge Trains had “Royal” old-world style restaurant and dining cars too – where one enjoyed a leisurely meal – with the restaurant car coach vibrating in Metre Gauge fashion – in the unhurried ambiance – and – I clearly remember having a fulfilling breakfast in the ancient rickety dining car of the Viramgam – Okha Saurashtra Mail way back in the 1970’s.

Down South – dining and restaurant cars were not in vogue – but there were many “legendary” refreshment rooms which were famous for their signature cuisine.

Guntakal on the Bombay (Mumbai) – Madras (Chennai) route was famous for its sumptuous Biryani – and – “Meal Canvassers” would enter the train well in advance – to sell you “meal tickets” to book your meals – as was the prevalent practice on the South Central Railway.

Generally the train conductor took your meal order – which was sent ahead by railway telegram – and delicious hot food in quintessential railway white cutlery was served in your compartment from refreshment rooms.  

You could eat the piping hot food unhurriedly as the cutlery was taken away at the next station after an hour or so.

I still recall the lip-smacking Southern Railway Specialty “Deluxe” Meal of Mutton Madras Curry and Rice.

I think it was the same was with the Northern, North-Eastern and North East Frontier (NF) Railways – where many trains did not have dining cars – but delicious food was served in running trains from the Refreshment Rooms of the big Railway Junctions.

In some places like Waltair and Kazipet (where there was a rake reversal) – or Igatpuri (where there was an engine change) – the train stopped long enough for you to have a hot meal in the refreshment room.

Even the railway restaurants and refreshment rooms at important stations served unique railway cuisine.

At Churchgate in Mumbai – the Mezzanine Floor food stall served delicious meals and snacks – and so did the old world Refreshment Rooms at Chennai (then Madras Central), Mumbai CST (then Bombay VT), Delhi Main (Old Delhi), Howrah, Lucknow, Kalyan, Nagpur, Lucknow, Allahabad, Mughal Sarai, Guntakal and Pune – where one could relish a hearty English Breakfast with cornflakes et al.

And – there were many tiny refreshment rooms like the ones in Igatpuri, Ernakulam and Daund – where one could hop in for a quick Mutton or Chicken Biryani – while the engines were being changed.

Yes – refreshment rooms served distinctive railway cuisine – many had their own “signature dishes” – and – I cherish fond memories of so many eating experiences.

How can I ever forget those nostalgic food memories of a quaint railway station called Rampur Hat on the Sahibganj Loop of the Eastern Railway way back in the 1960’s.

I remember that the best thing about Rampur Hat Railway Station was its Refreshment Room.

In fact – the Railway Refreshment Room was the best restaurant in Rampur Hat town in those days – and – it was the only decent eatery where you could go with your family to relish a tasty meal.

Two important trains halted for meals at Rampur Hat – Darjeeling Mail [Sealdah to New Jalpaiguri] – and – Upper India Express [Sealdah to Delhi] – and – while the travellers enjoyed their meals in the refreshment room – the Steam Engines got topped up too.

Around 50 years have passed since – and – I wonder whether the Refreshment Room at Rampur Hat Railway Station is still as famous as it was way back then.

I remember those glorious days of delicious dining – savouring sumptuous unique railway cuisine – relished in deluxe environs in a relaxed unhurried way – sitting comfortably in restaurant cars and dining cars - while enjoying the picturesque scenery through the open windows along with your food.

The inimitable exciting dining experience sitting in restaurant cars each serving unique cuisine has disappeared – these are distant memories – a thing of the past.

Today – you have to eat insipid characterless “sanitized” foil-packed standardized food in claustrophobic environs of your berth or on your seat.

Yes – the glorious days of the “Railway Dining Experience” are long over.

“Standardization” and “Outsourcing” have killed the uniqueness and distinctiveness of Railway Cuisine.

The food you get on the railways is the same as the food you get elsewhere.

In fact – now – there is no such thing as “Railway Cuisine” – and – only mouthwatering memories remain.

And – of course – nowadays – most of my young friends – even my young “fauji” friends – they mostly travel by air – or they prefer to “drive down” – rather than travel by train.

Have you travelled by train?

Yes?

Then – will you be so good as to comment – and – will you please recall your delightful “railway food” dining and eating experiences – and tell us about the varied railway cuisine you enjoyed in those “good old days”

And – if you still travel by train – do tell us about your yummy railway food experiences while travelling on the Indian Railways in recent times.

The next time you travel on a train (or even while you nostalgically travel in your Mind’s Eye) – please do tell us about your mouth-watering memories of railway food.

Happy Eating – especially while travelling on the Indian Railways.

VIKRAM KARVE

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This a revised and updated version of my Article of RAILWAY CUISINE which I wrote more than 12 years ago, in the year 2004, and have posted it online in my blogs a number of times including at url: http://creative.sulekha.com/railway-food-nostalgic-memories_383017_blog and my article has been published in magazines and I have posted it online many times including at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/12/railway-food-mouthwatering-memories.html etc