Who is Responsible for Corruption

Here is an article I had written more than 3 years ago – once more – for reflection...

CORRUPTION – WHO IS RESPONSIBLE…?

Musings on CORRUPTION and CULPABILITY

By

VIKRAM KARVE

Whenever there is a scam – it is quite amusing to see top leaders abdicate responsibility and blaming their juniors.

It seems to have become a standard leadership practice to dodge responsibility for scams, bribery and the corrupt activities – and pass the buck by blaming their juniors who are made scapegoats. 

However – from the ethical point of view – if there is a scam – the Top Man (Head of the Organization) cannot escape culpability – and he must be held accountable for corruption in the organization which he heads. 

When Corruption takes place – there can be 4 scenarios – as far as the Top Leadership – or “TOP MAN” – is concerned:

1. THE TOP MAN INITIATES THE CORRUPTION

The scam is done at the behest of the leader by morally pliable juniors. 

Thus – in this case – it is the Top Man who is directing and presiding over the corruption – and the obsequious, subservient and “flexible” subordinates facilitating, helping and participating in carrying out the corruption – and also enjoying their share of the “pie” in the loot.

If you observe the various scams in the news these days – you will realize that most present day corruption falls in this category – it is the leader who initiates corruption.

2. THE TOP MAN IS INVOLVED IN THE CORRUPTION

A corruption “system” (systemic corruption) may already be in place in an organization – and the Top Man joins in and becomes a part of it. 

The Top Man starts participating in the corruption.

Here is an illustrative example:

“X” joined as the boss of an inspection organization on deputation. 

He had not served in that organization before. 

At the end of the first month, he found an envelope with money in his drawer. 

On inquiring, he was told that this was his “share” in the “hafta” or “mamool” 

He took the envelope and put it in his briefcase. 

The top man became a part of the “system”

3. THE TOP MAN TURNS A BLIND EYE TO THE CORRUPTION

The Top Man knows that there is corruption going on in his organization – but he turns a blind eye to the corruption.

He looks the other way – and he does nothing to stop the corrupt practices. 

He does not want to “rock the boat” or “ruffle feathers” – so he lets the corruption happen unhindered.

Whereas in first and second examples of corruption – the leader was guilty of “commission” – in this case – the Top Man is guilty of “omission”.   

4. THE TOP MAN IS CLUELESS ABOUT THE CORRUPTION

The Top Man is so incompetent that he does not know what is going on in his organization – and he is ignorant and clueless about the corruption happening in his organization.

It is possible that he may be faking innocence – pretending to be clueless and feigning ignorance to wriggle out of the situation as we see in some recent cases.

Even if he is genuinely clueless about the corruption in his organization – then he is not fit to head the organization and he must be sacked on grounds of incompetence.

CONCLUSION

It is clear from the four cases elucidated above that the leader or top man is fully responsible, accountable and culpable for corruption in his organization because:

It is the Top Man who “INITIATES the corruption” 

or 

The Top Man “is INVOLVED in the corruption” 

or 

The Top Man “turns a BLIND EYE to the corruption” 

or 

The Top Man “is CLUELESS about the corruption”

Yes – it is the Top Man in the Organization who does one or more of the following:

1. He initiates the corruption

2. He is involved in the corruption

3. He turns a Blind Eye to the corruption and he lets the corruption happen unhindered

4. He is Clueless about the corruption going on in his organization due to his incompetence and ineptitude?

Hence it is the leader who initiates, is involved in, turns a blind eye to or is clueless about corruption.

In all the four cases the Leader or Top Man must be held culpable for the corruption in his organization.

When a scam happens or corruption is prevalent in an organization – the Top Man cannot shirk responsibility and escape accountability.

Therefore – even if there is a whiff of a scam – or the slightest evidence of corruption in an organization – the Top Man must be held responsible, accountable and culpable – and he must resign – or be sacked immediately in order to envisage a fair and speedy investigation.

Before I end – let me tell you that in the Navy of yesteryear – the Captain or Commanding Officer was held responsible for anything and everything on his ship or shore establishment – and if anything went wrong – he was summarily sacked. 

However – even in the Navy and other Services – things have changed now – with the military leadership taking the cue from political and civilian leadership in the art of “management” of corruption.

There are some exceptions – like the erstwhile Navy Chief who resigned taking moral responsibility for accidents/mishaps – but in most cases – very few Senior Officers accept moral responsibility for corruption/wrongdoings happening under their command – they try to save their own skins and tend to pass the blame to their juniors.

So – the Military Top Brass is quick in taking the cue from Politicians and Bureaucrats.

In fact – it would be better of things were the other way around – and the political and civilian leadership imbibed values from the military – and this tradition of taking responsibility be followed by political leadership and civilian bureaucracy.

Whenever corruption or something wrong happens – the “Top Man” must be held accountable and punished – instead of passing on the blame to juniors.

If we wish to eradicate corruption in an organization (or in a country or state) – the only solution seems to be is to have a scrupulously honest leader who is committed and decisive in eradicating corruption and ruthless in punishing the corrupt. 

VIKRAM KARVE

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How I Became Alcohol Dependent : Memories of My Navy Days

Memories of my Glorious Navy Days

A friend who has started reading my Blog wants me to post some of my Navy “Memoirs”.

So – here is a “memoir” from my wonderful Navy Days.

HOW I BECAME “ALCOHOL DEPENDENT”

A Spoof

By

VIKRAM KARVE

THE “JAUNDICED” NAVY

Sometime in the late 1970’s there was an outbreak of jaundice in Mumbai (then known as Bombay).

Jaundice is quite a debilitating disease.

The rampant spread of Jaundice started badly affecting the Navy.

Soon – this outbreak of Jaundice assumed almost epidemic proportions.

Large numbers of Naval Officers and Sailors on ships were getting afflicted by the dreaded disease Jaundice.

Special “Jaundice Wards” were opened in the Naval Hospital.

Some ships were down to half-strength.

The Navy had become “Jaundiced” – nice and proper.

WHY SAILORS WERE SCARED OF JAUNDICE

A bout of Jaundice meant at least two or three weeks in Hospital till your Bilirubin levels came down.

This was followed by a month of sick leave at home – then back to hospital for downgrading of medical fitness level – and re-categorization of medical category.

And – finally – the worst consequence of jaundice – “NO ALCOHOL” for at least 6 months.

More than the illness due to jaundice – this fear of total abstinence – the prospect of having to spend 6 months without a drop of alcohol after a bout of jaundice – was most scary for sailors.

This fear resulted in a drinking spree.

Everyone was mortified of getting jaundice – especially the hard drinking lovers of Bacchus.

Today – it may seem laughable – but in those morbid days – the thinking was – if you cannot drink alcohol after you get jaundice – you might as well “top up” before you got jaundice.

So – on ships – every Naval Officer was downing peg after peg – consuming enormous amounts of alcohol every evening – as if it was the last day of his life.

It was the same with sailors – who were drinking away to glory in Sailors’ Home.

It was the last opportunity to drink to your heart’s content – till the dreaded scourge of jaundice got hold of you in its clutches.

So – you could see Ships’ Wardrooms full of Officers on Drinking Binges till they passed out dead drunk.

And – Sailors were drinking away in Sailors’ Home – till they fell into drunken stupor.

Everyone was drinking away as if it was their last drinking day – before they were struck down by jaundice and carted away to hospital – followed by many months of ban on alcohol. 

The biggest joke that was most of these heavy drinkers did not get affected by jaundice – but they landed up becoming “alcohol dependent” instead.

The “powers-that-be” panicked at the increasing number of jaundice cases heading for hospitalization every day and the consequent depletion of crew on ships.

Force levels were rapidly falling in the “Jaundiced Navy”.

It was a precarious situation – and if this jaundice induced exodus continued – there would be no officers and sailors left to man the ships.

So – it was decided to take some drastic measures.

The first anti-jaundice measure was the promulgation of “Jaundice Orders”.

JAUNDICE ORDERS

The “powers-that-be” thought that the reason for this jaundice epidemic was because Naval Officers and Sailors were eating unhygienic jaundice-infected food outside in Mumbai City when they went ashore on liberty.

So – Two “Jaundice Orders” were promulgated:

1. All Food Joints/Restaurants/Eateries/Cafes in Mumbai were declared “out of bounds” for Navy Officers and Sailors.

2. Shore Leave (Liberty) would now be in Uniform till further orders.

(Yes – all Officers and Sailors had to wear White Uniform Dress No. 8A at all times – even when on liberty ashore in civilian areas)

The reason for Order No. 2 (on wearing uniforms in civilian areas) was to ensure that any defaulter Officer or Sailor entering a restaurant or eating outside was instantly spotted by the Navy Shore Patrol to be rounded up and put on charge.

Yes – in order to implement this preventive measure – special “jaundice shore patrols” were sent out on the streets of Mumbai – especially to those areas and food joints frequented by navy sailors.

JAUNDICE SHORE PATROL IN ACTION

On the very first day – a hilarious incident occurred involving the “jaundice shore patrol” from our ship .

The Fleet Commander personally spotted the shore patrol from our ship drinking sugarcane juice in resplendent full dress white uniform at a most unhygienic sugarcane juice stall right opposite the Naval Dockyard Lion Gate.

The culprits were promptly arrested by the Naval Police and handed over to the ship for necessary disciplinary action.

On being questioned – the shamefaced sailors pleaded that they had heard that “drinking sugarcane juice prevented jaundice”.

So – the shore patrol sailors had decided to fortify themselves with sugarcane juice before they headed for patrolling the jaundice-infected areas.

Since there was a severe shortage of sailors (with half the sailors admitted in hospital with jaundice) – the wayward shore patrol was not punished severely – but let off with a warning and awarded a few extra shore patrol duties as punishment.

The next evening – instead of sugarcane juice at the roadside stall – the shore patrol was found drinking Rum in the Sailors’ Home.

But then – the Sailors’ Home was not “out of bounds”.

Maybe – like us Officers – the “fear of jaundice” was driving them to drink alcohol to their heart’s content.

So – we looked the other way.

“BREAKING BOUNDS” TO EAT OUT – JAUNDICE AND ICE CREAM

After a few days we officers were fed up of the wardroom food on board the ship.

So – we decided to venture out to enjoy the culinary delights the city of Mumbai had to offer.

Parading in uniform of the streets of Mumbai was unthinkable – so we adopted a simple modus operandi.

We carried a bag containing civilian clothes with us – and we smartly walked out of the Naval Dockyard Lion Gate wearing spotless white Navy uniform.

Then – we headed to the nearby Jehangir Art Gallery in Kalaghoda.

Here – we would enter the well-appointed washrooms – and change from uniform to civilian clothes.

Then – in our civilian clothes – hoping that shore patrols would not recognize us – we would venture out to enjoy the foodie delights that Mumbai had to offer.

On the way back we would change back from civilian clothes into uniform using the change-rooms at the Taj – or some suitable hotel – and return back to our ships smartly dressed in uniform.

One evening – after a movie at Eros – followed by a hearty meal at Gaylord in Churchgate – we were enjoying a stroll on Marine Drive.

After a refreshing stroll in the sea breeze on Marine Drive admiring the “flora and fauna” – we decided to end the day with some delicious Ice Cream at the Yankee Doodle Ice Cream Parlour.

Our plan was that – after enjoying our ice cream – we would use the change-rooms of the adjoining Natraj Hotel to change back into uniform – and then we would walk back in uniform to our ship.

My friends wanted to eat Ice Cream Cones.

I ordered the signature Ice Cream Dish of Yankee Doodle Ice Cream Parlour – the inimitable “Yankee Doodle Banana Split”.

“Yankee Doodle Banana Split” consisted of three huge scoops of of ice-cream (flavours of your choice) – which were placed on a sweetened split banana – and topped up with yummy fruits and nuts – and then embellished with sweet yummy creamy sauces.

This inimitable “Yankee Doodle Banana Split” ice cream was prepared at a special counter – and – it took some time to be assembled.

When my “Banana Split” ice cream was ready – I picked up the dish – and I looked around for my shipmates.

But – I could not see them anywhere.

Maybe – they were taking a walk on Marine Drive – licking their Ice Cream Cones – while watching pretty young things.

I decided to focus on my magnificent “Banana Split” Ice Cream.

As I was about to dig into my delicious looking Ice Cream – I noticed that – standing bang in front of me – was our redoubtable Captain.

At first – I was terrified.

I had been caught red-handed at an “out of bounds” place – and that too – wearing civilian clothes when I should have been in uniform.

I looked at my Captain.

He too was dressed in civilian clothes.

Then – I saw that he too was eating an Ice Cream – a Chocolate Sundae.

And – next to our Captain – stood his wife – relishing a Mixed Fruit Sundae Ice Cream.

I wished our Captain – and his wife – they smiled back.

We talked – but the conversation was strictly restricted to the topic of Ice Cream – and we discussed the various exotic Ice Cream flavours you got all over Mumbai.

On seeing the Captain – the other officers had disappeared into the darkness – and they surfaced only when the Captain and his wife had left Yankee Doodle Ice Cream Parlour.

They anxiously asked me if the Captain had seen them – and I assured them that he had not.

Next morning – when I saluted the Captain – he still had his formidable demeanor – but there was a slight twinkle in his eyes.

JAUNDICE CAUSES ALCOHOL DEPENDENCE

I do not know whether it is true or not – but someone told me later – that the outbreak of jaundice was due to contaminated drinking water (as a result of leaky sewage lines and cracked porous water pipes) – and it was not due to infected food – which was initially suspected to be the cause of the jaundice epidemic.

And yes – I was lucky not to get jaundice during that epidemic.

But – the jaundice epidemic had a curious side-effect on me.

Since the “fear of jaundice” had made me drink to my heart’s content – I ended up becoming “alcohol dependent” for sure. 

Ha Ha – like many other fellow Naval Officers of the Fleet who survived the dreadful “Jaundice Epidemic” – the “Fear of Jaundice” had made me “Alcohol Dependent” – and – it took me 25 years to become “Temperate” again...!!! 

VIKRAM KARVE

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2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the stories are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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This story is a revised version of my blog post BREAKING BOUNDS – JAUNDICE AND ICE CREAM posted in my Academic and Creative Writing Journal Vikram Karve Blog on Sunday, January 12, 2014 - Posted by me Vikram Karve at 1/12/2014 11:58:00 PM at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/01/humor-in-uniform-breaking-bounds.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/03/humor-in-uniform-jaundiced-navy.html