ARMY WISDOM - APPLIED TO HR MANAGEMENT
Here is an article I wrote long back (during my teaching days) maybe 20 years ago in the 1990’s.
I am sure it is applicable even today.
Why don’t you read it and tell me?
VON MANSTEIN MATRIX
How to Categorize Human Resources
Four Types of Employees
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Human Resources are the most precious asset of an organisation.
Hence, before we try to “manage” Human Resources it may be prudent to classify your employees into suitable categories based on certain attributes.
The Von Manstein Matrix is an excellent paradigm to categorize your organisation’s Human Resources, especially the Executive or Officer level employees.
General Von Manstein identified four types of officers in the German Officer Corps of the army.
Though this model was postulated for the Army, I think this categorisation applies to employees most organisations even today.
THE FOUR TYPES OF OFFICERS (or EMPLOYEES)
1. LAZY and STUPID
As per Von Manstein, the first category comprises the lazy and stupid ones.
He suggests that they be left alone as they do no harm.
Lazy and Stupid people rarely do much active harm.
The only harm they sometimes cause is more often based on missing opportunities and stifling the creativity of those who report to them.
Sometimes they are the unavoidable “baggage” or “passengers” you have to carry along.
You see many of this type in the army who are hanging around and achieving nothing much for the organization but being carried along as “passengers” which is feasible in a mammoth organization with huge inertia.
2. HARD-WORKING and INTELLIGENT
The second category comprises the hard-working and intelligent individuals.
These are excellent staff officers who ensure every detail is accurate.
The hardworking and intelligent employees make competent administrators and efficient line managers who can take orders from above and deliver the desired results.
However, such hardworking and intelligent are best kept at the mid-management level where they perform the best.
In the army, such hardworking and intelligent officers are best suited as staff officers (upto Colonel level).
3. HARD-WORKING and STUPID
In the third category are the hard-working and stupid ones.
These, hardworking “idiots”, according to Von Manstein, are a nuisance and menace.
They must be fired at once because all they do is to create irrelevant work for everybody.
These hardworking idiots force everyone around them to perform pointless tasks and are a pain in the neck for everyone around them.
In the army, these hardworking and stupid officers are the ones you see slogging away sincerely in junior ranks wondering why they did not get promoted to high rank despite their hard work.
4. LAZY and INTELLIGENT
And finally there are the lazy and intelligent ones.
These select few are suited for the highest office.
Laziness stimulates creativity because lazy people are always looking for easier, simpler, and less laborious ways to do things, so they try and innovate.
And, by chance, if a lazy person is also intelligent he or she will certainly be a fantastic and ingenious innovator.
Lazy people are natural delegators so they find it very attractive to let their subordinates get on with their work without interference from above.
That is why Lazy, Intelligent Employees make Natural Leaders as they focus on the essentials and ignore anything that might create unnecessary work, whether for themselves or other people.
It is the lazy intelligent individuals who indeed make great strategists and leaders.
In the army, these are the officers who become generals and senior commanders.
Yes, being lazy and intelligent is considered the highest level of OLQ or “Officer Like Quality” in the military.
Dear Reader, now you know how to reach the “top” - don’t you?
Try this success mantra.
Just be lazy and intelligent.
You are sure to succeed.
And make sure you don’t fall into the trap of becoming a “hardworking idiot”.
Yes, it is best to be lazy and intelligent.
You don’t believe me?
Why don’t you look around your workplace and confirm the accuracy of the Von Manstein Matrix.
VIKRAM KARVE
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Here is an article I wrote long back (during my teaching days) maybe 20 years ago in the 1990’s.
I am sure it is applicable even today.
Why don’t you read it and tell me?
VON MANSTEIN MATRIX
How to Categorize Human Resources
Four Types of Employees
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Human Resources are the most precious asset of an organisation.
Hence, before we try to “manage” Human Resources it may be prudent to classify your employees into suitable categories based on certain attributes.
The Von Manstein Matrix is an excellent paradigm to categorize your organisation’s Human Resources, especially the Executive or Officer level employees.
General Von Manstein identified four types of officers in the German Officer Corps of the army.
Though this model was postulated for the Army, I think this categorisation applies to employees most organisations even today.
THE FOUR TYPES OF OFFICERS (or EMPLOYEES)
1. LAZY and STUPID
As per Von Manstein, the first category comprises the lazy and stupid ones.
He suggests that they be left alone as they do no harm.
Yes, by and large the Lazy and Stupid Employees are quite Harmless.
Lazy and Stupid people rarely do much active harm.
The only harm they sometimes cause is more often based on missing opportunities and stifling the creativity of those who report to them.
Sometimes they are the unavoidable “baggage” or “passengers” you have to carry along.
You see many of this type in the army who are hanging around and achieving nothing much for the organization but being carried along as “passengers” which is feasible in a mammoth organization with huge inertia.
2. HARD-WORKING and INTELLIGENT
The second category comprises the hard-working and intelligent individuals.
These are excellent staff officers who ensure every detail is accurate.
The hardworking and intelligent employees make competent administrators and efficient line managers who can take orders from above and deliver the desired results.
However, such hardworking and intelligent are best kept at the mid-management level where they perform the best.
In the army, such hardworking and intelligent officers are best suited as staff officers (upto Colonel level).
3. HARD-WORKING and STUPID
In the third category are the hard-working and stupid ones.
These, hardworking “idiots”, according to Von Manstein, are a nuisance and menace.
They must be fired at once because all they do is to create irrelevant work for everybody.
These hardworking idiots force everyone around them to perform pointless tasks and are a pain in the neck for everyone around them.
In the army, these hardworking and stupid officers are the ones you see slogging away sincerely in junior ranks wondering why they did not get promoted to high rank despite their hard work.
4. LAZY and INTELLIGENT
And finally there are the lazy and intelligent ones.
These select few are suited for the highest office.
Laziness stimulates creativity because lazy people are always looking for easier, simpler, and less laborious ways to do things, so they try and innovate.
And, by chance, if a lazy person is also intelligent he or she will certainly be a fantastic and ingenious innovator.
Lazy people are natural delegators so they find it very attractive to let their subordinates get on with their work without interference from above.
That is why Lazy, Intelligent Employees make Natural Leaders as they focus on the essentials and ignore anything that might create unnecessary work, whether for themselves or other people.
It is the lazy intelligent individuals who indeed make great strategists and leaders.
In the army, these are the officers who become generals and senior commanders.
Yes, being lazy and intelligent is considered the highest level of OLQ or “Officer Like Quality” in the military.
Dear Reader, now you know how to reach the “top” - don’t you?
Try this success mantra.
Just be lazy and intelligent.
You are sure to succeed.
And make sure you don’t fall into the trap of becoming a “hardworking idiot”.
Yes, it is best to be lazy and intelligent.
You don’t believe me?
Why don’t you look around your workplace and confirm the accuracy of the Von Manstein Matrix.
VIKRAM KARVE
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Foodie Book: Appetite for a Stroll
If your are a Foodie you will like my book of Food Adventures APPETITE FOR A STROLL. Do order a copy from FLIPKART:
http://www.flipkart.com/appetite-stroll-vikram-karve/8190690094-gw23f9
About Vikram Karve
A creative person with a zest for life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer and blogger. Educated at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School Pune, Vikram has published two books: COCKTAIL a collection of fiction short stories about relationships (2011) and APPETITE FOR A STROLL a book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel and a book of vignettes and an anthology of short fiction. An avid blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories and creative non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories and self help in magazines and published a large number of professional and academic research papers in journals and edited in-house journals and magazines for many years, before the advent of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse - his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative thoughts.
Vikram Karve Academic and Creative Writing Journal: http://karvediat.blogspot.com
Professional Profile Vikram Karve: http://www.linkedin.com/in/karve
Vikram Karve Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/vikramkarve
Vikram Karve Creative Writing Blog: http://vikramkarve.sulekha.com/blog/posts.htm
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