LOOKING FOR A
HUSBAND
Musings
on Career Women and Marriage Prospects
Short Fiction - Two Stories - THE SMART YOUNG WOMAN and THE LADY ARMY OFFICER
By
VIKRAM KARVE
Disclaimer:
1. Please read this story only if you have a sense of humour. This is a spoof, a yarn, just for a laugh, so please take it with a pinch of salt.
2. This story is a work of fiction. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Part 1
THE SMART YOUNG WOMAN
This
happened 30 years ago, when I was pushing files in Delhi.
A
smart young woman, maybe 20 or 21, entered my office.
She
said that she had been asked to report to me.
“Me?”
I asked, looking at her appreciatively, since she was very beautiful.
She
smiled at the undisguised admiration in my eyes.
Then,
demurely, she said, “Sir, you are the administrative officer…?”
“Yes,”
I said.
“Sir,
I am a new recruit LDC. I have got orders to join this office. I have come for
the reporting interview.”
“Oh,
please sit down,” I said.
She
sat down and handed a folder to me.
The
folder had her appointment letter and various certificates – educational,
sports, dramatics – I saw that she was a very intelligent, well qualified and talented
girl. She had done her schooling in a KV and her graduation from a prestigious
college. She seemed overqualified and over-talented for this Lower Division
Clerk (LDC) job.
I
looked at the young woman and said: “You have done so well in your graduation –
a first class with distinction – and you have so many talents and you have
excelled in so many extra-curricular activities. You should study further. Or
try to become an officer somewhere. Why don’t you give the civil services or
banking exam or try for some Class 1 Officers’ post? Why do want to do this
clerical job?”
“To
improve my marriage prospects,” she said.
When
I heard this incredulous answer, I was struck dumb.
I
looked at her in silence, not knowing what to say.
“Sir,
please don’t get angry – I am not joking. It is the truth. This is the real reason
that I am taking up this clerical job,” she said.
“Can
you please explain to me how this is going to help your marriage prospects?” I
asked, curious.
“Yes
Sir. I am the fourth daughter from a lower middle class family. My father works
here in the secretarial service. He joined as an LDC and is a Section Officer
now. He is retiring next year and wants to get me married before he retires and
goes to his village.”
“So?”
“This
is a non-transferable job, Sir, and I will remain in Delhi throughout my life.
It will be easy for them to find a suitable boy in the same service – some LDC
or maybe UDC. Both of us will be working in offices here only. And we will get
quarters in Delhi and we will never be transferred. It is all so convenient.”
“Come
on,” I said, “You will easily get an Officer husband.”
She
blushed at the disguised compliment and said, “I know Sir. But we can’t afford
the dowry for a high status match. It is best for us to remain within our class.
Here, everyone wants a girl with a secure, easy and non-transferable government
job like this one. Besides, if I get someone from the same service, he will be
elder than me and senior to me, so he will get more pay than me and there will
be no ego problems.”
I
looked at her. I had never seen so much candidness before.
I
smiled at her and said, “I really appreciate your talking to me so honestly. Welcome
to the office. I am sure you will do well.”
Six
months later she came to give me the good news.
Her
marriage was fixed to a UDC working the neighbouring office.
In
fact, it was a love marriage – love cum arranged – she had liked the boy and
told her parents and they had fixed the match.
Soon
she would be married and her father would retire peacefully, all his familial duties
done.
Then
she and her UDC husband would get a government quarter nearby where they would
probably live for the next 35 years, till they both retired, hopefully as Section
Officers.
They
could look forward to a blissful married life, commuting up and down to office
together, and have a stress-free unexciting secure working life, getting slow
and steady time bound promotions, and enjoying all the benefits that come with
a government job.
Years
passed, I got transferred all over, did so many appointments, met so many
people, and this story went into a remote recess of my memory.
Part 2
THE LADY ARMY
OFFICER
A
few months ago I was invited to deliver a lecture at my erstwhile institution.
In
the audience, comprising officers of the army, navy and air force, I noticed a
familiar face.
She
was wearing army uniform.
She
was the only lady officer in the lecture hall.
“Hello,”
I said to her, during the tea break, when she came to greet me, “what a pleasant
surprise to see you in uniform. I didn’t know you had joined the army.”
“Yes
Sir,” she said.
“Tell
me, the last time we met, you were doing your computer engineering, weren’t
you?”
“Yes
Sir,” she said.
“I
thought you would join some Software Firm, work in the IT Sector – or maybe go
abroad for further studies. So I am really surprised. What are you doing here
in the army?”
“I
am looking for a husband, Sir,” she said.
I
almost choked, and the tea cup nearly fell out of my hands.
Seeing
the expression on my face, she said, “Sir, I’ll be frank with you. I have no
illusions about how I look. There is too much competition in the Software
Sector. In an IT firm, where there are so many attractive “Techie” girls, no
boy will even give me a second look.”
“Don’t
say that. You look pretty and you are a smart young woman.”
“Beauty
is all relative, isn’t it? Out there in the IT Sector, almost 50% are girls, so
many beauties – there is just too much competition. Here, in an army unit, I am
the only girl. Sir, just look there – see the way all those male officers are eyeing
me?”
I
looked.
She
was right.
She
was indeed the centre of attraction.
Most
of the male officers were yearningly looking at her with undisguised affection.
I
looked at her, smiled and said, “You have a point.”
“You
see – here, in the army, I have no competition, and I can pick and choose,” she
said impishly.
“So
you joined the army for better marriage prospects?”
“Yes,
Sir – you are quite surprised, aren’t you?”
“Not
really. Yes, initially, I was a bit taken aback. But now I can understand. It
seems perfectly rational to me. You know I came across a similar case long
back,” I said, and I told her the story of the newly recruited LDC girl I have
narrated to you above.
She
listened eagerly.
Then
we sipped tea.
“So
have you found anyone?” I asked, breaking the silence.
“Yes
Sir – quite a few prospective grooms. Now I am short-listing,” she said with a naughty
smile on her face.
“It’s
a good career move too – both husband and wife in the army,” I said.
“Sir,
to be frank, I am not a career type of girl. In fact, I want to get married,
have children and settle down to a life of cozy domesticity. Once I get
married, I’ll quit the moment my tenure is over. Tell me sir, what can be better
than being the wife of an army officer? I always dreamt of being a memsahib and living a good life – I love
the ambience of the cool tranquil cantonments, the clubs, the parties, the
social life, and the batmen to do all your work…”
“Ah
– batmen – so that’s why you didn’t join the navy.”
“Maybe,”
she said tongue-in-cheek, “but there is one more reason.”
“What?”
“The
completion is much harder in the navy – there are so many women officers are in
one place – and besides, you have to compete with the chic and savvy beauties in
Mumbai – well, you just don’t stand a chance.”
I
laughed. She laughed. We laughed together.
Everyone
was looking at us. It was quite embarrassing.
Mercifully,
the tea break was over, and we all went in for the remaining part of my
lecture.
Later,
while driving home, I thought about it.
There
was a ring of truth in what the smart young lady army officer had said.
Most
women officers indeed tend to marry their male colleagues (called “brother
officers” in service parlance).
There
are so many “in-service” marriages – it happens in the army, and I have seen it
happening in the navy and air force too.
Maybe
they can coin a new recruitment slogan:
“Join
the Army for Better Marriage Prospects”
VIKRAM KARVE
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