MY WIFE AND MY MISTRESS
By
VIKRAM KARVE
I once knew a very
ambitious naval officer.
He was a total careerist and
had no other interests.
His favourite line was: “I
am married to the navy”.
He would have been happy
to remain a bachelor all his life and focus all his attention totally on his
naval career and achieve his sole aim of becoming an admiral.
But his parents insisted
that he get married so he agreed to see a girl.
He honestly told the girl about
his career ambitions.
He clearly told her that
his career would come first above everything else and quoted his favourite dialogue:
“I am married to the navy”.
The girl liked this
career-conscious officer who did not have any vices
(As far major and minor
vices were concerned he was quite unlike most other sailors)
She thought he would
change after marriage.
She was sure he would “accommodate”
her in his “marriage” with the navy, even if he treated her as the “other woman”.
She was wrong.
This devoted sailor was strictly
a “one woman man” and he was so loyally and devotedly married to the navy that
he had no time for “other women”.
Fed up of being neglected
she walked out of the marriage.
That was the Naval Yarn.
Now I am facing a similar
predicament.
Till I was in the navy I
had only one woman in my marriage and that was my lawfully wedded wife
(Unlike the careerist I
was not “married” to the navy).
But ever since I retired
from the navy and became a writer I am in a quandary.
Sometimes I feel the same
way as the famous writer Anton Chekhov (a doctor by profession) who so aptly expressed
his dilemma in a letter to a friend:
“Medicine is
my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one,
I spend the night with the other. Though it is irregular, it is less boring
this way, and besides, neither of them loses anything through my infidelity”.
In my case, since I have retired
from the navy, my wife is my lawful wife and writing is my mistress.
Or is the other way round?
I really don’t know.
It is difficult to live a
dual life.
I never had a mistress
before so I really don’t know how to simultaneously handle a “wife” and a “mistress”.
Ever since I acquired this
“mistress” of writing, my wife has started cribbing. She hates my “mistress”.
But now that I am bitten
by the “writing bug” I like my “mistress” deeply and I cannot get rid of her.
I don’t want to get rid of
my much married wife too.
(Maybe my wife may dump me
as she hates my writing – she may give me an ultimatum to get rid of my “writing
mistress” saying that there can be only one woman in a marriage).
I love my wife and I love
my “mistress” too.
Now I am going to start writing
my ambitious novel so I will have to devote a lot of attention to my “mistress”.
How will my wife react?
It going to be a difficult
life.
Will I be able to “handle”
both my wife and my “mistress”?
Can they both co-exist?
Or will I have to get rid
of one.
I don’t know what to do.
I seek your advice, especially
if you are one of those lucky ones who have the dexterity to simultaneously handle
a wife and a mistress.
Please tell me what to do.
VIKRAM KARVE
Copyright © Vikram Karve 2013
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Vikram Karve Academic and Creative Writing Journal: http://karvediat.blogspot.com
Professional Profile Vikram Karve: http://www.linkedin.com/in/karve
Vikram Karve Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/vikramkarve
Vikram Karve Creative Writing Blog: http://vikramkarve.sulekha.com/blog/posts.htm
Email: vikramwamankarve@gmail.com
© vikram karve., all rights reserved.
You are indeed addicted to writing vikram
ReplyDelete@ narcissist - true, better be addicted to writing than drinking or smoking. agree?
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