“Working” After Retirement

GRUMBLINGS OF A VETERAN

Most people retire at 60.

Some retire even later – at 65 or 70.

And – some people do not retire at all.

But in the Navy, Army and Air Force – they pack you off on superannuation much earlier – you have to retire in your early 50’s if you are an Officer – or even earlier – if you are a Sailor, Soldier, Airman.

Now – what do you do when you retire so early...?

Either – you take up a second career and keep slogging.

Or – you sit at home and rumble and grumble. 

Well – that is what I have chosen to do – sit at home and carp, complain and grumble.

Let me share with you – Dear Reader – some of my grumblings... 

(I first wrote this piece many years ago – a few years after I had retired from the Navy – but – the situation is still the same even today...)

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RETIREMENT BLUES 

“WORKING” AFTER RETIREMENT
Grumblings of a Navy Veteran 
A Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE 

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF “WORK”...?

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FIRST DEFINITION OF WORK 

According to my wife – WORK means physical effort.

In her parlance – “work” is associated with physical labour. 

There must be some visible physical effort – some movement involved.

Yes – for her – physical movement is the key attribute which defines WORK.

That’s why – when I was in the Navy – my wife was very happy – since – according to her – I was “working” very hard. 

In the Navy – there is a lot of physical movement – everyone and everything is moving all the time – and – so was I – moving all the time.

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There is a saying in the Navy:

If it moves – salute it

If it doesn’t move – pick it up

If you can’t pick it up – paint it

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In the Navy (maybe in Army/Air Force too): 

Work is associated with Movement 

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The more you were seen moving – the more hardworking you were considered. 

It did not matter whether you were achieving anything or not – you just had to keep moving.

So – since everyone wanted to appear hardworking – everyone was on the move all the time – saluting people – picking up things – and painting things that they could not pick up.

My wife loved to see me on the move all the time – and when I returned home physically exhausted after a hard day of “work” – she was convinced that I was working very hard. 

“I wish you had never retired...” my wife moans, “you just don’t do any “work” now-a-days. All you do is sit at home in front of your laptop whole day...”

“What about those “Techies” – those IT Nerds...?” I ask, “they sit on their backsides all day in comfortable air-conditioned offices – they are transported back and forth to office in company buses – they have a relaxed 5 day week and all the perks – they don’t even have to lift a finger...”

And now – due to COVID “Work From Home” – these lucky “Techie” Nerds don’t even have to go to office – but they can sit at home on their backsides 24/7 – with zero movement.

So – if work is associated with movement – how can you say that they are “working”...?

“These IT “Techie” Nerds – they earn loads of money...” a friend says. 

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SECOND DEFINITION OF WORK

Oh – so that’s the second definition of “work”.

WORK is associated with earning MONEY 

The more money you earn – the more you are “working”. 

The amount of work you do – is directly proportional – to the amount of money you earn.

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That’s funny.

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1. Physical Effort counts as “Work” – whether you earn money or not

But 

2. Intellectual Effort does not count as “Work” – unless it earns you a lot of money

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To put it in gobbledygook:

Physical Work and Money may be mutually independent of each other. 

But – Intellectual Work and Money are mutually interdependent. 

In fact – the quantum of intellectual work is measured the amount of money you earn for doing that work.

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Now-a-days – I am a wannabe writer and blogger. 

I spend my whole day reading, writing, surfing the internet and blogging – and in doing these activities – there is hardly any visible physical effort involved. 

So – in my wife’s parlance – I don’t do any “work” – since no physical effort is involved.

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Also – at present – my writing and blogging does not earn me any money. 

Yes – I have published a couple of books.

But – my books have not earned me much money – at least till now. 

I am an avid blogger and write a blog post almost every day.

Blogging does not earn me any money – since I have not monetized my blog. 

And the novel I am trying to write (my wife wonders whether it will ever see the light of day) – I don’t know whether or when it will earn me any money. 

So – as per the second definition too – I don’t do any “work” – since I don’t earn any money from my writing/blogging.

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Yes – it is so simple. 

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As far as my wife is concerned: 

While I engage in creative writing and blogging:

1. I am not seen making any physical effort

and

2. I don’t make any money from my writing and blogging

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So – as per the two definitions of work – I don’t do any “work”.

QED. 

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I am a lazy good-for-nothing guy – who is wasting my time and doing “nothing”.

Maybe – the novel I am writing will become a bestseller and earn me some money. 

Maybe – someone may buy the movie rights of my novel and I may rake in the moolah.

Maybe – my Blog may become famous and someone will offer me an attractive proposition or lucrative job.

Then – the “effort” I am putting in my writing will qualify as “work”.

Till then – as far as my darling “hard working” wife and “money making” friends are concerned – I don’t do any “work”.

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People keep taunting me:

“You are such a qualified, experienced and talented guy. Why are you not working...? ”

 “Why do sit at home whole day doing nothing...? I am sure you can get a good job.” 

“As an Engineer, Designer, Manager, Consultant, even as a Professor – you don’t know your true worth – you can earn lots of money. So – why are you wasting your time...? Why don’t you do something – instead of sitting at home all day...?”

“Even if you want to write – the least you can do is write some professional stuff – instead of writing fiction. That will earn you some money, at least...”

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I have to hear all these taunts – all the time – from all sorts of people.

Yes – it is true.

I have got many lucrative job offers. 

I can easily get a good job and “work” whole day.

But why don’t they understand...? 

I don’t want a “job”. 

I want to write fiction. 

I want to write a novel. 

I want to write stories.

I want to Blog.

I have found my “calling” – I have discovered my “metier” – my true vocation – Creative Writing and Blogging.

I want to spend the rest of life writing and blogging – surrounded by my books and my diaries in which I have made notes all these years – in front of my laptop – researching on the internet – hammering away at the keyboard – writing fiction – and Blogging away. 

I am living the life I always dreamt of living.

Yes – I am going to write.

I will write my novel.

I will write on my blog.

I will write short stories.

I will write whatever I want to write – but I am going to write – and blog – Bash on Regardless...!!! 

I am going to focus on writing what I like best – fiction.

Well – if you think I am wasting my time doing nothing – so be it.

To those who say that I don’t do any “work” – good luck to you.

I just don’t care what you say.

Because – I am going to be busy writing and blogging. 

I know that this is real hard work – and I am working harder than I ever worked in my whole life – though it is not visible to you – either by way of physical effort or earning money. 

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I will end with an anecdote, a true story, narrated by a famous writer.

The writer’s wife scolded him: 

“You say that you are a writer – but I hardly see you writing. Most of the time – you relax in your chair with your eyes closed...”

The writer said to his wife:

“My Dear Wife – I am “writing” all the time. Do you know what creative writing is...? Writing is 90% creative thinking – and only 10% – is the physical process of writing...”

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PS: 

For those of you – who think I am doing nothing after my retirement – if you think I am wasting my time – I will tell you this: 

Just Google my name “VIKRAM KARVE” 

And – you will be surprised to see how much I have “worked” after my retirement. 

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VIKRAM KARVE

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This is a revised and updated version of an article I wrote after I retired and have posted online a number of times including at urls: https://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/02/what-is-work-meaning-and-definition-of.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2012/12/retirement-blues-grumblings-of-retired.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.com/2017/04/working-after-retirement.html etc

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