Humor in Uniform – Praise in Public and Criticize in Private

HUMOUR IN UNIFORM

Last month – during the Wedding Reception of a Navy Veteran’s daughter – I met a coursemate after a long time. 

This coursemate had a highly successful career in the Navy and had retired as a Rear Admiral – out of our entire course – only 3 coursemates had achieved Flag Rank and retired as Admirals.

While talking to him and other coursemates – I narrated this story about him – and – we all had a good laugh ...

SPOKEN REPUTATION
Unforgettable Characters I Met in the Navy
A Spoof
By
VIKRAM KARVE

There is a saying in the Navy: 

“If you want to know the true character of an officer – ask his coursemates”

Seniors will have one view of an officer – juniors will have another view – but it is his peers who will know the officer inside-out – especially his coursemates who have seen the officers from close quarters from academy days.

Here is a story of an unforgettable character I met in the Navy – an ambitious coursemate of mine.


MY AMBITIOUS COURSEMATE

Long ago – at a meeting – where a lot of “Top Brass” was present – I profusely praised a fellow Navy Officer – who was a coursemate of mine.

I believed in the dictum: “Praise in Public and Criticize in Private”.

And – of course – I wanted to do my coursemate a good turn – so – I praised him lavishly in front of everyone.

After the meeting – my coursemate came to my office.

I thought he had come to thank me for the generous way in which I had praised him in front of everyone.

T expected that he would utter some words of gratitude to me.

Instead – he said to me: “I want to make one sincere request to you.”

“You know that I will do anything for you – after all – you are my dear friend and a coursemate. Go ahead – tell me – what can I do for you?” I said to him.

“In future – please do not praise me like you did today – especially in front of senior officers,” he pleaded.

“But why shouldn’t I praise you?” I asked, “I am your well-wisher.”

My coursemate looked at me – and he said to me: 

“I know you are my well-wisher. But you have a most terrible reputation – especially with senior officers. So – if you praise me – it may have the opposite effect.”

EPILOGUE

My coursemate returned the favour many years later.

By nature – I am an honest, straightforward and outspoken person.

Well – as far as senior officers were concerned – my being honest was fine.

My straightforwardness was tolerated.

But – my outspokenness had earned me a reputation of being a tactless, abrasive and “difficult” officer.

Once – during a meeting – I expressed my views in my usual blunt manner.

My coursemate was also present.

Yes – it was the same coursemate who I had praised earlier.

After the meeting – I overheard a senior officer remark to my coursemate while describing me: “I must say that your coursemate really calls a spade a spade.”

My coursemate “praised” me with these flattering words: 

“Sir – he does not call a spade a spade – he calls a spade a bulldozer.”

VIKRAM KARVE

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Revised Version of My Story Earlier Posted by me Vikram Karve at 5/01/2014 12:45:00 AM in my Academic and Creative Writing Journal Blog at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/05/humor-in-uniform-height-of-career.html  and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/01/humor-in-uniform-spoken-reputation.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/08/humor-in-uniform-praise-in-public-and.html