The “ELIGIBLE BACHELOR” and the “NUBILE MAIDEN” : A Love Story

The “ELIGIBLE BACHELOR” and the “NUBILE MAIDEN”

A Love Story

By

VIKRAM KARVE

Setting:

An Office

Dramatis Personae:

The CEO (“Eligible Bachelor”)

The Front Office Executive (“Nubile Maiden”)

Part 1

Inside the Mind of the “ELIGIBLE BACHELOR”

He is in the habit of flirting with women – and now – the “eligible bachelor” has his ‘glad eye’ on the “nubile maiden” – who is the “front office executive” (a glorified term for what was called “receptionist” in earlier days).

The results are encouraging.

From her demeanor – it is clear that the girl is passionately in love with him – yes – she has completely fallen for him – “head over heels” – as they say.

And why shouldn’t she?

He is a most “eligible bachelor”.

Any girl would fall for a suave successful debonair and dashing young man like him.

An “IIT IIM type” – he is already the CEO of his company – though he is only 45.

He looks at himself in the office mirror – and – he likes what he sees – handsome youthful looks, perfectly sculpted body and superb physique – well – he may be 45 – but he is so good-looking and physically fit that he does not look a day above 30 – in fact – he looks as if he is still in his 20’s.

No wonder all the women in his office give him yearning looks and seductive smiles – especially the front office girl (“nubile maiden”) – she always looks at him in an insistent, suggestive sort of way which is worth a hundred compliments.

The “Eligible Bachelor” is sure that the “Nubile Maiden” thinks that he is a “prize catch”.

He has to make his move soon – and – “strike while the iron is hot”.

Part 2

Inside the Mind of the “NUBILE MAIDEN”

The “nubile maiden” sees the “eligible bachelor” giving her the ‘glad eye’ – and she smiles seductively at him.

Though outwardly – her lips smile – inwardly – in her mind – the “nubile maiden” says to herself:

“Just look at the way he is ‘line maroing’ on me – bloody lecherous scarecrow – can’t he see that he is old enough to be my grandfather – the silly old fool acts as if he were a modern day ‘Adonis’…”

The “nubile maiden” looks at the “eligible bachelor” admiring himself in the mirror – and she feels amused as she muses in her mind:

“It’s pathetic – the way the conceited narcissistic joker preens at himself in the mirror – doesn’t he realize that he is past ‘expiry date’ – does he think that I do not know that he wears a wig over his bald head – and all that fancy cosmetic dentistry can’t disguise his decayed teeth – and no amount of facials can conceal his wrinkles – does he think that all those workouts will mask his sagging muscles – and all those treatments will get back his ‘mojo’ …?”

Watching the “eligible bachelor” smile at her – the “nubile maiden” ponders in her mind:

“The clueless idiot thinks that I have fallen for him – he seems sure that I am ‘head over heels’ in love with him – and he is giving me the ‘glad eye’ – dirty old lecher – he thinks he can have me on a platter – Ha Ha Ha – the stupid dolt does not know that he is not going to get what he wants – but anyway – for now – I am going to play along – titivate and titillate – to keep his hopes alive – so that he gives me what I want – and – the moment I get what I want – I am going to dump him and move on…”

VIKRAM KARVE

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